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• Blobbie Williams: Portly Robbie enjoys a game of golf in LA
• Where's John Mayer? There's no sign of Jennifer Aniston's new squeeze as she sunbathes alone
• Good news: 80 years of dry summers ahead - Bad news: we'll have 20 years of soggy ones first
• The Iraqi Dogs of War: An ex-SAS veteran reveals the antics of 'security experts' helping to lose the war on terror
• More women put motherhood on ice by freezing eggs to advance career and find 'Mr Right'
• Birmingham star Jaidi to check with ref over controversial free-kick antics
• Can the Hand of God bring about a Fulham miracle?
• On this day in Sport - May 3
• Sport quiz for Saturday, May 3
• Profile of Ken Livingstone: The master manipulator who lost the plot
• Couples argue over David Beckham... because dads find it hard to be as perfect as him
• Sporting birthdays for Saturday, May 3
• Sport on TV - May 3
• Indiana Jones and the hunt for his specs
• Sole terrorist to escape alive when the SAS stormed Iranian Embassy may get asylum in UK after being released from jail
• Dublin admits he's terrified of a life without football
• Gillingham anger Leeds supremo Ken Bates
• Tottenham suffer blow as Real Madrid move in for Villa
• Congolese rapist with HIV who raped mother of three fights deportation because of 'dangers' in his own country
• I want to play in the Premier League, says AC Milan midfielder Gattuso
• The incredible story of the girl who went to her own funeral
• Blackburn's Benni McCarthy says former teammate Savage is 'the worst I've ever seen'
• Platell's People: How could this mother have seen no evil?
• Britain's biggest mortgage lender Halifax bans new customers from taking out a standard variable rate mortgage
• Toasted with vodka in a London pub, the Eastern European gipsy groom aged 14 and his bride of 13
• Inside the gipsy site with a £12,000 community centre
• Europe will catch up so England must revel in this Champions League and Uefa Cup May marvel
• Sex slave dungeon: As dramatic family snaps emerge, the question is asked - how could NONE of Josef Fritzl's family known his horrific secret
• Gordon Brown has paid a terrible price for his cowardice
• Gordon Brown on the ropes - but it's not over yet
• Dimitri Mascarenhas: Postcard from the Indian Premier League
• The airline go-slow: Pilots told to fly slower to save fuel
• Ton of joy for the Kiwi twin towers
• Some would look at home on a spaceship, others in an art display: Guess the gadget...
• Zara Phillips sees Badminton chances slip away
• Joanne Lees back in the spotlight as dramatic new evidence could free the man convicted of killing her boyfriend
• Garrido could emulate dad after beating course record
• Why is it that West Ham wreck Ferguson's plans so often?
• EXCLUSIVE: Redknapp in £8m move to lure back Crouch as Pompey recruit English talent
• Clubs lose right to keep players
• How the BBC's iPlayer is making a mockery of the 9pm watershed by making explicit material available 24 hours a day
• Paul Sculthorpe: I wasn't sure at first... but this is really Magic!
• Dirty business - This new Liverpool shows no respect, fumes O'Neill after £10m Barry bid
• Zara Phillips to saddle first runner as a trainer at Cheltenham
• Meet the Throne Rangers - the privileged young beauties whose aim is to bag a Prince
• Second jockey in corruption probe
• 'I know of one football club where the owner tells the manager who to pick by fax,' claims Ferguson, but who is he talking about?
• Muthabara only ‘50-50’ to run in the 1,000 Guineas
• Giggs can rewrite United record books by breaking Charlton appearance record in CL final
• Rooney's agent Stretford in the dark about Football Association disciplinary case
• They're spending £3m on just 50 guests: So why are Wayne Rooney's relatives calling his marriage to Coleen 'That bloody wedding?'
• Peter Jackson's guide to the weekend's Premiership action
• Rocket blows Hendry away and marches into another world final
• Cockerill ready to sound Leicester Tigers' war cry in battle to salvage season and make play-offs
• My Thai bride doesn't love me and I feel such a fool
• Turner's Earners: Drying ground ideal for Gosden's Guineas hope
• Sheffield United's 'Loyal' Lucketti refuses to help out Saints
• EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle agree to sell Flood and Tait for combined fee of over £200,000
• I won't forget my roots even if we go up, says Hull manager Phil Brown
• Read all about it...
• Calm Reading boss Coppell hopes to feel the joy of six
• Second-season syndrome: Survival is vital but remember the P word
• Bolton's Kevin Nolan admits: 'I never thought I'd be battling relegation again'
• Tracy's racy masterpiece
• Tom Parker Bowles: A beef sandwich that's definitely worth its salt
• Piers Morgan: My emails to that despicable person...Sir Alan Sugar
• Pulis looks to end long wait as Stoke are on the brink of the Premier League
• The Official Line - Is it time to axe top refs list?
• Unhappy Valley for a wild child: THE BOLTER by Frances Osbourne
• Manchester United boss Ferguson insists United in driving seat in title race
• Now I'm dancing to a different tune, says Ramprakash
• Propaganda that's akin to Goebbels: HUMAN SMOKE by Nicholson Baker
• The siren who conquered Hollywood: Socialite Carole Mallory on her flings with the rich and famous
• Madeleine: Thank you for all your support, says Kate in church as McCanns mark first anniversary of disappearance
• Watchdog to cut the cost of 0870 numbers
• West Ham keeper Green says Hammers have sights on ruining Manchester United's title hopes
• Green scene
• If any players think they have packed their bags for summer they won't even travel with us - Keane says Sunderland will be focused against Bolton
• Size hero: why cuddly men are suddenly making it big
• Indiana Jones and the $1.2 billion apprentice
• Fulham boss Hodgson fears mistakes in relegation showdown with Birmingham
• Liz Jones's diary: I hate to admit that I am feeling a bit lonely
• Chocolate & hazelnut praline tart
• Beware the make or break holiday: why a sunshine getaway can be the last thing you need
• Arsenal boss Wenger says Flamini is all about cash
• Scientific sensation as sex pest seal tries to make love to a penguin
• Last picture of mum and daughter minutes before they were mown down
• World renowned concert pianist drove with man clinging to bonnet in road rage attack
• Buy our brilliant May choice for half-price!
• Teacher is 'probably the worst I have ever seen', teaching inspector says
• Socialites jailed for five years after being convicted of £50,000 Royal 'gay sex' blackmail plot
• Profile of Boris Johnson: This Mr Nice needs to find his nasty side
• Football stars turn out in force for funeral for Pat Lampard, led by her 'boy Frankie'
• Chelsea stars support 'boy Frankie' Lampard at funeral for his mother, Pat
• Reviewing the reviews
• Analysis: Biggest pension fund feels heat
• Portsmouth boss Harry Redknapp accuses police over raid on his home in corruption probe
• Fulham boss Hodgson fearful ahead of massive Birmingham clash
• Socialites jailed after being convicted of £50,000 Royal 'gay sex' blackmail plot
• Shares soar on brighter US jobs picture
• Pictured: Sex pest seal tries to make love to a king penguin
• Sheer torment of living with mother:THE THREE OF US By Julia Blackburn
• Why rising Hollywood star Shia LaBeouf will be the next big thing since Indiana Jones
• Daylight robbery, says Zimbabwean opposition as official result gives Mugabe another chance
• Rita Rogers: 'Princess Diana is immensely proud of her sons'
• BBC's election coverage under fire from viewers as cartoon theme flops
• We're no feeder club: Villa boss O'Neill angrily hits out at Liverpool after their Barry bid
• Vote: Who is your best 2,000 Guineas winner of the 2000s?
• Soccer stars turn out in force for funeral for Pat Lampard, led by her 'boy Frankie'
• Dalai Lama's envoys head to China for talks 'aimed at ending Tibet crisis'
• Things you don't know about... The RHS Chelsea Flower show
• The real-life Band Of Brothers: Widow's three sons set to fight in Iraq together
• Labour abandons appointment of city chief
• Hammer Curbs and United supremo Fergie hit back at Chelsea boss Grant over 'title conspiracy'
• Civil servant in Japan logged more than 780,000 hits on porn sites in nine months
• She's back: EastEnders villain Janine Butcher returns to the Square 'for a longer stint'
• Martin Freeman on why life shouldn't be just another day in the office
• Mother threatened with court for not cutting lawn for two weeks
• Teacher is 'probably the worst I have ever seen', teaching inspector says
• Wenger gives Arsenal midfielder Flamini 48 hours to decide on Italy move as he admits Edelman shock
• It's Snoop Dogg vs the Home Office, round two, as rapper tries to get UK visa again
• Headmaster faces sack over criminal record... for an out-of-date fishing rod licence
• It's daylight robbery, says Zimbabwe opposition as official poll result gives Mugabe another chance
• Sir Alex slams meddling owners and throws his support behind Sven
• Soccer stars turn out in force for funeral for Pat Lampard, led by her 'boy Frankie'
• Hammer Curbs and United supremo Fergie hit back at Chelsea boss Grant over 'title conspiracy'
• Double money instant cash, cash pots and play wordsearch online
• Ferguson defends Sven and blasts club owners 'who want to pick the team'
• It's a man's world: Richard Hawley
• In a taxi with... Much-travelled Canadian guitarslinger Bryan Adams
• Travel pictures of the week
• She's back: EastEnders villainess Janine Butcher returns to the Square 'for a longer stint'
• It's Snoop Dogg vs the Home Office, round two, as rapper tries to get UK visa again
• Villa boss O'Neill angrily hits out at Liverpool after their Barry bid
• Wenger gives Flamini 48 hours to decide on Italy move as he admits Edelman shock
• Novel About My Wife
• United boss Ferguson weighing up bid for West Ham striker Ashton
• Six free children's books for Daily Mail readers
• Dylan Jones: Why your favourite party shirt is not cool and definitely not clever
• Barking mad: Introducing the Britain's Got Talent hopeful who sings like a dog
• Las Vegas: Bet on a good time in sin city
• Labour ministers under threat at the next election after town hall drubbing
• If any players think they have packed their bags for summer they won't even travel with us - Keane says Sunderland will be focused against Bolton
• Benitez admits: I need to bring in new players if Liverpool are to challenge for the title
• Mia Farrow urges China to help stop Darfur killings in Hong Kong Olympics protest
• Prince Charles's eco-town given the green light by planners
• Shock victories for two 18-year-olds as Tories romp in Labour stronghold
• Social care watchdog launches inquiry into control of care homes
• NEWCASTLE v Chelsea: Viduka fit for Magpies
• Be our winning reviewer for May's choice
• Jailed for life: Man who stabbed and set his girlfriend on fire
• Millionaire businessman wins right to seek a referendum on the EU Treaty
• The haunting last picture of a happy young mum and her daughter minutes before they were mown down by a car
• Liverpool v Manchester City: Dunne back for City, Torres and Skrtel doubtful for Liverpool
• Mia Farrow urges China to help stop Darfur killings in Hong Kong Olympics protest
• LIVERPOOL v Manchester City: Torres and Skrtel doubtful for Liverpool
• Miley Cyrus pulls out of Disney red carpet event after photo scandal
• Sex slave dungeon: Prisoner children scared of rustling leaves and ringtones
• Wasps coach McGeechan expecting toughest challenge of season against Gloucester
• Liverpool v MANCHESTER CITY: Dunne back for City
• The real life band of brothers: Widow's fears for three soldier sons off to serve in Iraq
• Read all about it...
• MANCHESTER UNITED v West Ham: Rooney set to play some part for United
• Tracy's racy masterpiece
• Is Ugly Betty engaged? America Ferrera shows off a new diamond ring
• Jailed for life: Man who stabbed and set his girlfriend on fire but was caught out by her dying accusation
• David and Victoria Beckham paint the town black and white for his 33rd birthday
• Grieving Vanessa is bleakly beautiful
• Veronica Guerin murder suspect gets eight years jail for £10m kidnap plot
• Manchester United boss Ferguson weighing up bid for West Ham striker Ashton
• Negative equity shock for first-time buyers
• Cost of premium rate phone numbers ordered to be slashed amid tighter Ofcom regulation
• West Ham boss Curbs was wrong to say what he did but I've heard rumours of pro-United collusion, says Chelsea chief Grant
• Grant bullish over his Chelsea future after revealing Roman talks
• Gregorian chanting 'can reduce blood pressure and stress'
• 'My father's survival at hands of the Nazis is more important than any football win,' declares Chelsea coach
• Shock victories for two 18-year-olds as Tories romp home in city for first time in 24 years
• Green taxes are just cynical ploy to boost revenue, say majority of Britons
• Chelsea and Manchester United given extra time to provide information on post-match scuffle at Stamford Bridge
• Keep Spurs star Berba quiet and we'll stay up, says Reading defender Duberry
• Chelsea and Manchester United given extra time to provide information on post-match scuffle at Stamford Bridge
• Nurses tell daughter to empty her sick father's catheter and write his medical notes 'because they are too busy'
• SNOOKER: O'Sullivan chalks up 11 frames in a row to have Hendry reeling
• Hunting for a role as Hugh Grant in the English countryside
• Sex slave dungeon: Prisoner children are afraid of the colour blue, rustling leaves and mobile phone ring tones
• Barking mad: Introducing the Britain's Got Talent hopeful who sings like a dog
• Watch this space: Free HD TV service to be launched within days
• Arsenal boss Wenger says decision on future of Flamini is imminent
• What book...?
• Remember our first kiss? Simon Cowell's childhood sweetheart surprises him live on U.S. TV
• Great Bridge of China - 23-mile structure is longest in the world
• Mother threatened with eviction by council for not cutting lawn in two weeks
• Bloomberg sued in sex bias case
• Liverpool table £10m bid for Villa and England midfielder Gareth Barry
• How Rangers reaching the UEFA Cup final changes the SPL season
• Viduka 'does not need surgery' - but will need an injection
• Is Ugly Betty engaged? America Ferrera shows off a new diamond ring
• Frock'n'roll circus: roll up for the most dazzling show in town
• Sinclair says Crystal Palace clash with Burnley is biggest game of his career
• Bolton v SUNDERLAND: Evans returns for Black Cats
• Eyes on Warren Buffett for spree clues
• Unhappy Valley for this wild child
• Shed U-like - the ultimate garden tools
• David and Victoria Beckham paint it black and white in monochrome outfits for his 33rd birthday
• English roses Cat Deeley and Joss Stone form a double act to outglam LA girls at Stateside BAFTAs
• Spice up your life on glorious Grenada
• How BT helps business firms dodge premium line crackdown
• Hedge funds in cut-price offers
• New fiction
• Can you survive the seven-year itch?
• Sleeping less than six hours a night 'doubles risk of heart disease'
• This Life: Diana Athill on the landmark of reaching her 90th birthday
• Holidaymaker returns from Africa with maggots living under his skin
• Remember our first kiss? Simon Cowell's childhood sweetheart surprises him live on U.S. TV
• Liverpool table £10m bid for Villa skipper Barry
• Propaganda that's akin to Goebbels
• One family in Britain to be made bankrupt every FOUR minutes
• I've played against United, Arsenal and Liverpool but Burnley showdown is a massive game, says on-loan Palace star Sinclair
• Utterly nutterly feet: This summer is all about crazy shoes
• How education bosses have spent £5,000 on building a school that DOESN'T even exist
• Driver fined for playing Riverdance too loudly wins four-year legal battle
• Free HD TV service to launch next week
• Police sergeant demoted after making racist and sexist comments
• Curbishley: We want to show the world West Ham can stop United winning the league
• Life in the slow lane — from east to west in an old milk float
• At last, something for China to celebrate: The 23-mile bridge that is the longest in the world
• Hong Kong Olympic protesters forced to flee as mob shouts: 'Do you think this is Paris?'
• Driver fined for playing Riverdance too loudly wins four-year legal battle
• Entire Italian town to be fingerprinted in hunt for elderly couple's killer
• Man returns from holiday in the Gambia to find bot fly maggots living under his skin
• O'Sullivan chalks up 11 frames in a row to send Hendry to the back of the cue
• Watford boss Aidy given two votes of confidence with play-off hopes in the balance after one win in 13 games
• Keegan's ready for a break already after being thrown in the Newcastle deep end
• Mariah Carey 'secretly marries' her toyboy dream lover Nick Cannon after ONE MONTH relationship
• Where is thy stingray?
• A sideways look at the big sports stories
• Insolvencies rise for first time in a year
• Blair and Middle East peace 'Quartet' call on Israel to halt West Bank settlements
• Paperbacks
• Commercial property the key
• 'Football success is nothing compared to my father's triumph in surviving horrors of Auschwitz', says Chelsea boss Avram Grant
• Blackburn v DERBY: Stubbs missing for Rams
• Madonna steps out in kinky boots after kicking up her heels on night out with Justin Timberlake
• Made of honour? No, made of clichés
• Israeli PM quizzed by police in corruption probe over claims of house discount
• Sven cancels press conference - but tells City's players not to strike
• Island adventure is all at sea for Jodie Foster's latest
• Arabs may lift Wall Street stakes
• Peanut allergies could be prevented within five years
• The biggest breakfast... ostrich eggs go on sale in Waitrose
• Mariah Carey 'secretly marries' her toyboy dream lover Nick Cannon after ONE MONTH relationship
• Fully fit West Ham star Parker wants to do well against United to help his side to a top 10 finish and boost Chelsea's title hopes
• Pictured: A proud mother duck and her 10 ducklings waddle towards a river - through a busy shop
• Sheer torment of living with mother
• Man of Iron defeated by a rusty old plot
• State primary school attended by Schools Secretary Ed Balls' children branded 'failing' by inspectors
• Threadneedle fund is hurt by crunch
• Archbishop's PA dragged through courts and branded fare dodger for 20p bus fare slip-up
• First Mr Gay UK 'chopped up man and then planned to eat his flesh'
• Mummy, I mean Daddy . . . Scientist unwraps the feminine curves of Tutankhamun's father
• Enter This Year's YOU/WellChild Awards
• Spurs on alert again as unhappy Wright-Phillips heads for Chelsea exit
• It's A Man's World: Richard Hawley
• Spurs on alert again as unhappy Wright-Phillips heads for Stamford Bridge exit
• Miley Cyrus pulls out of Disney red carpet event after photo scandal
• Rangers history
• TPG mulls bid for RBS insurance arm
• Does a big wedding mean a short marriage?
• London Tories buoyant as they claim 'massive turnout' propels Boris to win
• 'I've seen the really dark side of addiction,' says new music megastar Duffy
• Thanks for entering
• State primary school attended by Schools Secretary Ed Balls' children branded 'failing' by inspectors
• Get kids fit - with the help of their football heroes
• Winston Churchill's Freemasons writing case will be sold at auction
• Liz Jones's Diary: In which the new love of my life moves in
• Grand Theft Auto IV: A game so slick it's criminal
• Merlin splashes out on London Aquarium
• Celtic history
• 'We're fed up with the cold weather and the NHS,' say asylum seekers trying to break OUT of Britain
• West Ham boss Curbs was wrong to say what he did but I've heard rumours of pro-United collusion, says Chelsea chief Grant
• Manchester United v West Ham: Faubert to return for Hammers
• Would you join the scramble for an enormous ostrich egg for your breakfast?
• Sick children 'suffer terrifying hallucinations in hospital'
• First-time buyers have borne the brunt of the housing slump
• Reunited: Patsy Kensit's engagement to Jeremy Healy back on
• English roses Cat Deeley and Joss Stone form a double act to outglam LA girls at Stateside BAFTAs
• Fulham v Birmingham: Kelly and Nafti face fitness tests for Blues
• THAT WAS THE SPORTING WEEK: Unplayable tables? Duo's baize of glory as pair of 147s answers Higgins<br />RONALDO proves rumours of his demise are greatly exaggerated<br />AND Jonathan Woodgate's continued search for an affordable London pad
• A victory for common sense
• ASTON VILLA v Wigan: Sick Mellberg could miss his own farewell
• Sarah Jessica Parker: My Sex and the City secrets
• Fulham v BIRMINGHAM: Kelly and Nafti face fitness tests for Blues
• Calpers may cut ties with Knight
• Blackburn v Derby: McCarthy doubtful for Rovers
• Middlesbrough v Portsmouth: Schwarzer set for Boro recall
• Second mortgage lender reveals house prices ARE falling
• Hong Kong Olympic protesters forced to hide as mob shouts: 'Do you think this is Paris?'
• Royal blush: Prince William daren't look down as Carol Vorderman dons revealing Monroe-style dress
• Rise of drug-resistant tuberculosis in the UK 'is linked to immigration'
• Milan derby defeat could end Kaka's Olympics dream
• Phase two of Open Skies
• Incest monster Fritzl 'will face murder charge over twin baby he left to die in sex dungeon'
• 'We're fed up with the cold weather and the NHS,' say asylum seekers trying to break OUT of Britain
• Aston Villa v Wigan: Heskey ready to lead Latics attack
• Sven urges City stars not to strike over his treatment at hands of supremo Thaksin
• Rentokil divi hit after parcel arm losses
• Arsenal v Everton: Dutch Gunner Van Persie is out, Arteta returns for Toffees
• Bolton v Sunderland: Davies back from suspension
• On Bank Holiday let's hear it for the sound of silence...
• 'Millions face hunger' as Thailand invites neighbours to form Opec-style cartel for rice
• One family to be made bankrupt every four minutes as credit crunch forces more cash-strapped families into debt
• Pete Doherty gets early release - after serving one third of his sentence
• Aston Villa v WIGAN: Heskey ready to lead Latics attack
• Millionaire businessman wins right to seek a referendum on the EU Treaty
• Ronaldo beats Liverpool's Fernando Torres and Pompey keeper James to another award
• Archbishop's PA dragged through courts and branded fare dodger for 20p bus fare slip-up
• Arsenal v EVERTON: Arteta to return for Toffees
• Bank on road and rail chaos this weekend
• READING v Tottenham: Sonko and Fae miss out for Royals
• Win a fantastic holiday to Cyprus
• ARSENAL v Everton: Van Persie misses Emirates clash with Everton
• First Mr Gay UK 'chopped up man and then planned to eat his flesh'
• MIDDLESBROUGH v Portsmouth: Schwarzer set for Boro recall
• A round-up of the newspapers: Friday
• Lily Allen throws a birthday party... and a cake too
• Well done Rangers for reaching a final most English teams would give their reserve teams to avoid
• Queen of Bling: Madonna joins The A Team as she steps out draped in gold chains
• Manchester United v WEST HAM: Faubert to return for Hammers
• Pete Doherty gets early release - after serving only 29 days of a 98-day sentence
• Viking Erik ready for the fight as Fulham take on relegation rivals Birmingham
• BOLTON v Sunderland: Davies returns for Trotters
• Chip maker hit by consumer slowdown
• Curbishley: 'We want to show the world West Ham can stop United winning the league'
• Newcastle v Chelsea: No new injury worries for Grant
• Switzerland breaks a leg
• First time buyers have borne the brunt of the housing slump
• BLACKBURN v Derby: McCarthy doubtful for Rovers
• Bush pledges £400m aid as spiralling food prices threaten worldwide hunger
• Smiling Cameron Diaz makes emotional return to the red carpet in a minidress (but her co-star's is even shorter)
• Watch out for...
• Doctors create replica bunker to give dungeon children a 'retreat from the world'
• Hoodies, monkeys and a VERY unusual way to park: Graffiti artist Banksy strikes again
• Newcastle v CHELSEA: No new injury worries for Grant
• 'High blood pressure accounts for 7.6 million deaths annually'
• Mellberg salutes Villa fans ahead of final send-off before move to Juventus
• Get ready Shearer? Keegan's ready for a break already after being thrown in the Newcastle 'deep end'
• Sex and the thrifty dress for just &pound;4.50
• Reading v SPURS: Hutton back for Tottenham
• Ministers admit 10p tax row hurt Labour as Brown licks wounds after electoral bloodbath (but at least someone's smiling)
• Royal blush: Prince William daren't look down as Carol Vorderman dons revealing Monroe-style dress
• Three's a crowd for feisty Jersey girls who say a cast of less women is 'lovely'
• Reading v SPURS: Hutton back for Tottenham
• Reunited: Patsy Kensit's engagement to Jeremy Healy back on
• Mother of murdered Scarlett Keeling pledges to fight on for her daughter's missing organs
• Rangers must hope Advocaat's shock troops have already reached their Zenith
• Labour's woes deepen as Tories claim victory in key seats across the country
• City boss Sven cancels press conference ahead of Anfield trip amid exit rumours
• 24,000 teachers in state schools are incompetent, admits school watchdog
• Incest monster Fritzl 'will face murder charge over twin baby he left to die in sex dungeon'
• Michelle Monaghan keeps on trucking in 'gritty' independent film
• Debts pile pressure on Manchester United
• Arsenal forward Van Persie set to miss Everton clash because of continuing thigh problem
• Madam whose call-girls catered for the U.S. political elite found hanged in mum's shed
• Phil Neville : Everton now have the 'energy' to clinch UEFA Cup spot
• Luke Goss shoots for fame in the underworld in Hellboy II
• Satellite pictures reveal massive Chinese nuclear submarine base
• Double 'al Qaeda' suicide bombing kills at least 35 in Iraq as they cheer wedding party
• May 2 - Sven 'sacking' threatens dressing room mutiny
• United star Silvestre relishes Chelsea challenge in dream Moscow showdown
• Ministers admit 10p tax row hurt Labour as Brown licks wounds after electoral bloodbath (but at least someone's smiling)
• Benitez could give rookies a run-out but Torres and Skrtel are doubts for Liverpool's match with City
• Property prices down 4.2% since New Year
• More housing market gloom as second mortgage lender confirms prices ARE falling for the first time in 12 years
• Tottenham's lack of quality in front of goal is disappointing Spurs boss Ramos
• Bank 'too upbeat' on credit crisis
• Crunch has pushed UK economy to the brink
• Labour's woes deepen as Tories claim victory in key seats across the country
• Lion King's still the mane attraction, taking more than £1.5billion in a decade
• How they rated: Fiorentina 0 Rangers 0 (agg 0-0) Rangers win 4-2 on penalties
• Rangers boss Walter must hope Dick's shock troops have reached their Zenith
• They said it: Sporting quotes of the week
• Lily Allen throws a birthday party... and a cake too
• 24,000 teachers in state schools are incompetent, admits school watchdog
• Rise of drug-resistant tuberculosis in the UK 'is linked to immigration'
• Barclays tensions as executive departs
• Mother of murdered Scarlett Keeling pledges to fight on for her daughter's missing organs
• What the back pages of the papers say - May 2
• Tough talking to save Rhett and Scarlett as Gone with the Wind fails to blow audiences away
• Banks told to tighten lending rules
• Smiling Cameron Diaz makes emotional return to the red carpet in a minidress (but her co-star's is even shorter)
• Satellite pictures reveal massive Chinese nuclear submarine base, says Pentagon
• Brown facing 'John Major moment' after Labour's worst election results in 40 years
• Market report: Friday close
• Yesterday’s trading: KCom lifted by takeover talk
• ROTTEN weather and rubbish refs - two reasons to drive Ronaldo out of Old Trafford<br />WELL done Rangers for reaching a final most English clubs would give their reserve teams to avoid<br />FABREGAS, Anelka, Vieri and Kahn - all funny in their own way
• Sleeping less than six hours a night 'doubles risk of heart disease'
• Congestion charge has had no effect on reducing London's pollution, study says
• Uma Thurman: 'Seeing stalker in court made me feel sick and completely freaked out'
• Calm down dears ... it's only a flat pack