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• CRICKET: Don't rush Flintoff back for New Zealand series, urges Vettori
• 20pc more councils call time on weekly rubbish collections
• Police refuse to back Labour's tougher stance on cannabis
• Can Bond plot yet another thrilling escape and keep Bournemouth up?
• Can 'pixie dust' REALLY hold the secret to human regeneration?
• Alzheimer's sufferers win landmark court appeal over denied drugs
• 20% more councils call time on weekly rubbish collections
• Bank 'too upbeat' on credit crisis
• Boris has last laugh after routing Red Ken to complete Gordon Brown's day of misery
• Motorway tragedy of Dave's pal
• Montgomerie falls short of his Ryder Cup dream
• In the shadow of the swastika
• Underwear as outerwear, bling, and bare midriffs: The wags' crimes against fashion
• BAZ BAMIGBOYE on Rhett and Scarlett, Michelle Monaghan and more...
• Can Bond plot yet another thrilling escape and keep Bournemouth up?
• Shock, horror! It's the WAG crimes of fashion... in all their glaring detail
• Bank on road and rail chaos for holiday weekend
• Blackwell agrees deal to take over as manager of Sheffield United
• If the police can't find Madeleine, we'll do it ourselves, vow Kate and Gerry McCann
• Rangers through to UEFA Cup Final after epic encounter with Fiorentina
• I’m off to AC Milan, Flamini tells his pals
• Police sergeant cleared of spanking female colleague
• Why I'm mad for the play-offs now
• Made Of Honour: Made of honour? No, made of clichés
• Canadian conglomerate eyeing Reading, Sheffield Wednesday and Southampton
• How a boy born with no ears can hear again - and beat the bullies - thanks to his artificial ears
• High blood pressure causes a fifth of early deaths
• Trapattoni snubs Italy in favour of Ireland
• Pictured: Watch out for the raging bull: How a violent rodeo is used to reform some of the U.S.'s most notorious prisoners
• AVRAM GRANT’S poignant letter, which appeared in Thursday's edition of the Tel Aviv-based newspaper Maariv:
• Rise of the girl drunks: Arrests of young women for drunkenness leap 50 per cent in five years
• Claiming damages, the Muslim policeman removed from Blair guard duty
• Angry Chelsea fear West Ham won’t be up for Old Trafford clash against title rivals United
• Manager Smith hails his Rangers stars after UEFA Cup heroics
• High blood pressure epidemic causes a fifth of early deaths
• UEFA CUP: How Rangers won on penalties
• Summer's in the air this weekend (so don't go out without a brolly)
• What it takes to win the Apprentice - by the show's real stars, Nick and Margaret
• Strong demand has forced up cost to rent a home through £1,000-a-month barrier
• TOM UTLEY: My sisters will lose their home if one of them dies. How can anyone think that's fair
• Sex and the thrifty dress: Sarah Jessica Parker launches the world's cheapest designer dress - at just £4.50.
• The Taming Of The Shrew: This shrew is all fight on the night
• How Liverpool manager Benitez survived his Final warning
• The City: Why are we paying for this nastiness?
• Why Natascha Kampusch believes the shadow of the swastika looms over the Austrian cellar incest horror
• A victory for common sense
• Why didn't owner Abramovich join Chelsea's Champions League party?
• The Year Of Magical Thinking: Grieving Vanessa is bleakly beautiful
• Angry Chelsea fear West Ham won’t be up for Old Trafford clash against title rivals Manchester United
• How Liverpool manager Benitez survived his Final warning
• A game so slick it’s criminal
• City's boardroom boost as Shinawatra clinches signing of a Nike guy
• Death Row-deo: Our prisoners get Sky TV and breakfast in bed but look what they get in the U.S.
• Arrests of young women for drunkenness leap ten-fold
• Calm down dears...it's only a flat pack: As Ikea celebrates 21 years in Britain DIY virgin Michael Winner builds his own wardrobe
• Why didn't Roman join Chelsea's Champions League party?
• Day of reckoning for M&S 'green' bag for life as it prepares to charge for plastic carriers
• Sex and the thrifty dress: Sarah Jessica Parker launches the world's cheapest designer dress - at just £4.50
• Greetings from Peterborough: Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah
• Tune in for . . .
• Manchester City's boardroom boost as owner Thaksin Shinawatra clinches signing of a Nike guy
• I’m off to AC Milan in the summer, Arsenal midfielder Flamini tells his pals
• On tour now... Paul Weller
• Refreshed Toms takes early lead in Wachovia Championship
• Top ten downloads
• Joe Perry off to a flying start in World Snooker Championship semi-final
• Top ten albums
• Why I'm mad for the play-offs now
• Lowly bank clerk charged with bid to steal record breaking £70m from HSBC
• Sandi sets her soul on escaping the web
• Euro Files - My 11 superstars to take on Europe
• Heirloom Raider: How Fiona Bruce is sexing up the Antiques Roadshow
• Lawmakers give rolling maul the heave-ho
• What it takes to win the Apprentice - by the show's real stars, Nick and Margaret
• The next big thing: JACK McMANUS
• HORSE RACING: Jimmy Fortune homes in on a Classic double
• Muslim cop removed from Blair guard duty due to 'national security' claims £25k damages
• Boy born with no ears gets plastic pair to beat the bullies
• Andy Townsend's Euro Files - My 11 superstars to take on Europe
• Triesman tightens grip on FA power
• Female sex hormone oestrogen makes women lust for power
• Triesman tightens grip on FA power
• Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah
• Heirloom Raider: How Fiona Bruce is sexing up the Antiques Roadshow
• Friendship put aside as Hendry puts O'Sullivan on the back foot in bid for an eighth World snooker title
• Sporting birthdays - May 2
• Reading rebel Fae blasts 'stupid' Coppell and insists he will never play for him again
• Vettori: Don't rush Flintoff (That's New Zealand speak for: we're terrified of him!)
• Now poor Joan is Minister for Newts
• Now poor Joan is Minister for Newts
• Crime author PD James blames political correctness for 'fractured society' and 'ghettos'
• Ex-Ger Advocaat in UEFA Cup Final after Zenit hammer German giants Bayern Munich
• Jockey Dean McKeown facing investigation into alleged corruption
• Is Paris Hilton morphing into best friend Nicole Richie?
• On this day in sport - May 2
• Apocalypse now? Sorry, it's been postponed
• Suspected burglar dies days after being tackled by staff at exclusive flats
• Jimmy Fortune homes in on a Classic double
• Tough summer ahead as Brown braces himself for damaging local election results
• Huffer turns Guineas winner to Classic tipster
• Turner's Earners - Friday
• We're living in a land of ghettos 'bedevilled' by political correctness, warns PD James
• Apocalypse now? Sorry it's been postponed
• Is Paris Hilton morphing into best friend Nicole Richie?
• If the police can't find Madeleine, we'll do it ourselves, vow Kate and Gerry
• Middlesbrough boss Southgate insists Alves will not be banned or fined
• Buffalo Bills double their NFL income by agreeing to play eight games in Canada
• P2: Parking can be a REAL nightmare in this flop
• Chelsea coach Avram Grant joins 'March of the Living' at Auschwitz in memory of Holocaust victims
• Zara Phillips sixth as Clayton Fredericks steals the limelight on day one at Badminton Horse Trials
• Bruce wants Wigan to avoid final-day drama and secure Premier League status against Villa
• Benitez looks to future after heartbreaking European Cup exit
• Lisa Marie Presley
• Rangers through to UEFA Cup Final after epic encounter with Fiorentina goes the distance
• Benitez looks to future after Liverpool's disappointing exit from European Cup
• Judge attacks 'porous borders' after Romanian thief slips back into Britain to steal
• Sport on TV - May 2
• Close colleague of Rijkaard says Dutchman to leave Barcelona at end of season
• Fritzl lodger set to tell police: I saw the cellar monster's wife help take food to sex slave dungeon
• Sports Quiz - May 2
• Chelsea coach Avram Grant joins 'March of the Living' at Auschwitz in memory of Holocaust victims
• A black day for heavily pregnant Jessica Alba as she steps out in unflattering maternity gown
• On This Day - May 2
• Sporting Birthdays - May 2
• Middlesbrough boss Southgate insists Alves will not be banned or fined
• Sex change husband 're-marries' wife to keep pension benefits
• Kate Jackson of the Long Blondes; Suede saved me life
• Brown facing 'John Major moment' after Labour's worst election results in 40 years
• Poor old Kate: Gisele earns over four times as much as Moss
• Kamara hoping to deliver killer blow for Fulham in their crunch clash with Birmingham
• The chilling CCTV footage of the moment 7/7 attacker sets off his bomb
• Fritzl lodger set to tell police: I saw the cellar monster's wife help take food to sex slave dungeon
• A black day for heavily pregnant Jessica Alba as she steps out in unflattering maternity gown
• Bates looks for scapegoat as Leeds fail to have 15-point penalty overturned
• Chris Moyles continues to close gap on radio rival Terry Wogan in ratings battle
• Bates looks for scapegoat as Leeds fail to have 15-point penalty overturned
• Nicole Kidman to play bisexual Sixties songbird Dusty Springfield
• EastEnders' Clare tries to seduce Bradley dressed as Princess Leia...then confesses she bedding a married man
• RESULTS: COUNCILS T-Z
• Poor old Kate: Gisele earns over four times as much as Moss
• Council attacked over 'disgraceful' adoption of girl against father's wishes
• A Scandalous Man
• RESULTS: COUNCILS Q-S
• Summer Sparkle: Add pizzazz to any outfit with sequins
• New Ireland boss Trapattoni hopes Irish heart and fire can see them to the 2010 World Cup
• Northern Rock set to axe 2,000 jobs in a bid to pay Government's £25bn loan
• Life after The Office: Martin Freeman begs the question, 'May I speak freely?'
• Corrie kebab shop clan The Mortons among SEVEN characters axed in Street clear-out
• RESULTS: COUNCILS L-P
• The Northern Clemency
• Southgate relaxed ahead of hearing over Alkmaar's claim on Boro new boy Afonso
• Tory health secretary under fire after backing hospital right to charge staff for parking
• McLaren boss Dennis denies role in Max Mosley tabloid sex scandal
• Police sergeant faces disciplinary action after spanking female colleague during drunken night out
• Smiling at last, grieving Frank Lampard celebrates Chelsea's historic win over a pint with his father
• Oestrogen 'fuels a woman's winning streak like testosterone does in men'
• Vatican puts Blessed Damien, patron of Aids sufferers, on the road to sainthood
• Corrie kebab shop clan The Mortons among SEVEN characters axed in Street clear-out
• Carragher insists Liverpool will bounce back and challenge for more silverware after heartbreak of Stamford Bridge
• Sex-change husband annuls marriage and enters into civil partnership with wife to keep pension benefits
• A native's guide to...Las Vegas
• Toseland says British motorcycling has a bright future
• RESULTS: COUNCILS D-K
• Face of Jesus appears on cider bottle to amazement of pub drinkers
• Before she was a WAG: Pictures of Ronaldo's girlfriend as a wannabe glamour model
• City news in brief: HSBC, Land of Leather
• Kerr admits season in A1 has not lived up to expectations
• Conman cheats art lovers out of thousands of pounds after auctioning off 'original' vases he made himself
• RESULTS: COUNCILS A-C
• I've nothing to prove, claims ex-Chelsea star Mutu ahead of clash with Rangers
• We can still qualify for the UEFA Cup, insists Blackburn manager Mark Hughes
• Fury as tax officials post details of every Italian's salary on internet
• Boxer Amir Khan blamed for death of 'broken man' he ran down in sports car
• Clare tries to seduce Bradley dressed as Princess Leia...then confesses she bedding a married man
• Boy of 16 is beaten at school by group of up to 20 other pupils
• Journalist sues Al-Jazeera for £1m claiming she was sacked for being a 'white, Christian, British female'
• Glaxo lung drug gets a US boost
• Lowly bank clerk charged with audacious bid to steal record breaking £70million from HSBC
• Transsexual husband annuls marriage and enters into civil partnership with wife to keep pension benefits
• Everton boss Moyes keen to keep Carsley but contract talks on hold until the end of the season
• Talks start over Rock job cuts
• Investigation into £70m HSBC fraud
• Zombie is back on the buying prowl
• McLaren boss Dennis forced to deny any involvement in Max Mosley tabloid sex scandal
• Swede Erlandsson fires superb 65 to lead in Spain
• Vote: Brittain triumphed with Mystiko but who is your best 2,000 Guineas winner of the 1990s?
• Sands boss in £75m casino bid
• New Ireland boss Trapattoni hopes Irish heart and fire can see them to the 2010 World Cup
• Bank Holiday forecast of rain and sunshine is a taster of the summer to come, says Met Office
• La Liga clubs lead the chase for out-of-favour Fulham defender Carlos Bocanegra
• Cost of listing on Aim soaring
• Boyzone bandmember duffy is rushed to hospital as he swells like 'Elephant Man' after eating nuts
• RUGBY UNION: Injured Henson to miss Wales tour of South Africa
• Tradesmen charge pensioners hundreds of pounds more for repair bills
• Keeper Richard Wright set for showdown talks with West Ham manager Alan Curbishley over his future at Upton Park
• Boxer Amir Khan blamed for drink death of 'broken man' steel worker he ran down in sports car
• Watchdog launches probe into mobile phone rip-off of downloads and unwanted texts
• Branson vows to fight BA link-up
• You'll always be our hero: Daughters of the oldest soldier killed in Afghanistan in emotional farewell to their father
• I've nothing to prove, claims ex-Chelsea star Mutu ahead of Fiorentina's clash against Rangers
• Pensioners are snapping up chance to buy stab-proof hoodies
• Injured Henson to miss Wales tour of South Africa
• Spurs join Everton and Pompey in race for Croatian defender Simunic
• Anelka reveals his funny side, his fear of Marmite, loathing of porridge - and the jealousy that drove him from Madrid
• 'Kickbacks' probe blow to Smith & Nephew
• Bankers say subprime hit was overdone
• Nim's Island: Island adventure is all at sea
• Iron Man: Man of Iron defeated by a rusty old plot
• Girl, 8, tells how she played unwittingly on box containing 'murdered' mother's body
• Bleary-eyed Christina Aguilera makes return to Hollywood party scene
• Asda vows to scrap plastic bags from the checkout
• 'Disgraceful': Judges condemn council that rushed through adoption of a baby girl before her natural father could prevent it
• Rose to sell Lucky Voice stake
• Several stars leave Northampton as Saints prepare for Premiership return
• Anelka reveals his funny side, his fear of Marmite, loathing of porridge - and the jealousy that drove him from Real Madrid
• Businessman found guilty of murder after stabbing waitress girlfriend and setting her on fire
• Villa defender Davies tips his old club West Brom to beat the drop
• Northern Rock set to axe 2000 jobs in a bid to pay back Government's £25billion emergency loan
• Face of Jesus appears on cider bottle to amazement of pub drinkers
• Chilling CCTV footage captures the moment July 7 attacker sets off his bomb
• Families face Bank Holiday road chaos.... but it will be sunny
• Wigan will allow star player Barrett to be released from contract
• Here come the thrifty brides: Devon charity shop opens donated bag to reveal 20 brand new wedding dresses worth £20,000
• Evans should be back for Sunderland's clash at Bolton, reveals manager Keane
• Chelsea's heroes clock up a £10k Chinawhite bar bill as they party till 4am
• Judge condemns Britain's 'porous' border controls after convicted thief returns to country following deportation
• Girl, 8, played unwittingly on box containing her 'murdered' mother's body
• Redknapp: I'll give Baros the chance to win a permanent deal at Portsmouth
• CRICKET: England skipper Vaughan misses out on time in the middle
• Bleary-eyed Christina Aguilera makes return to Hollywood party scene
• The moving pictures of the five daughters of Britain's oldest soldier killed in Afghanistan walking hand-in-hand at his funeral
• Ronaldo says nothing could be better as United reach dream Moscow final
• Alan Smith is not moving from Newcastle to Rangers but has been to watch them play, blasts striker's agent
• Meet Gamma, the first albino ray ever to be found in British waters
• Alzheimer's sufferers denied crucial drugs win landmark court ruling
• I could happily spend the rest of my career at Anfield, says Liverpool striker Fernando Torres
• The hilarious moment Hillary Clinton tried to make her OWN coffee
• The Albino Ray thought to be the first found in British waters goes on display in Portsmouth
• Congestion charge has had no effect on reducing London's pollution, finds study
• Ranieri tells Grant: You're finished if you don't win the Champions League
• Businessman found guilty of murder after stabbing waitress girlfriend and setting her on fire
• Tehran could have nuclear bomb technology this year, warns Israeli minister
• Nicole Kidman to play bisexual Sixties songbird Dusty Springfield
• Former Palace boss Taylor backs Eagles to win play-offs
• Manager Moyes confident display at Goodison Park means Everton can beat Arsenal at Emirates
• Reading rebel Fae blasts 'stupid' Coppell after being told to stay away
• Life after The Office: Martin Freeman begs the question, 'May I speak freely?'
• England skipper Vaughan misses out on valuable time in the middle
• Turnaround king eyes Kroll
• Boyzone bandmember Duffy rushed to hospital as he swells like 'Elephant Man' after eating nuts
• Spurs joins Everton and Pompey in hunt for Croatian defender Simunic
• We don't have to sell David Bentley and we won't, claims Blackburn manager Hughes
• Cablevision 'to bid for Newsday'
• Man arrested after businessman is gunned down on his doorstep
• The school pottery teacher who made a fortune with fake antiques he made in his garden shed
• Watford boss Boothroyd refuses to blame takeover talk for recent slump
• Babysitter bailed after winning retrial for battering toddler to death
• McCanns fear Madeleine could be held for years like cellar man's secret family
• Young is the best set-piece taker in the Premier League, insists Villa team-mate Agbonlahor
• Travel style: our favourite colourful cases
• School offers GCSE students massage to help beat the stress of exams
• Chelsea's heroes clock up a £10k Chinawhite bar bill as they party till 4am
• Reading duo banned for refusing to play for reserves
• Is Mariah Carey's love affair off after fiancé gave her engagement ring from a previous romance?
• James Martin flexes his pulling power in the new Subaru Impreza
• Microsoft mulls Yahoo strategy
• Villa defender Davies tips old club West Brom to beat the drop
• Sheffield United £30m claim will focus on influence of a certain Carlos Tevez
• Revealed: Top 10 nail-biting movie moments
• Chelsea's heroes clock up a £10k Chinawhite bar bill as they party till 4am
• Psycho's spine-chilling shower scene voted most nail-biting movie moment
• Keeper Lukasz Fabianski tips Arsenal's young guns for success next season
• Hornby lands Corgi in £7.5m play
• 'Special' Newcastle striker Viduka to miss Aussie qualifiers due to operation
• Stumpy the four-legged duck gets used to life on two feet
• Bringing sexy back: Now Gwyneth graces premiere in a plunging AND backless jumpsuit
• The Premier League title race is not over and we can beat Manchester United in Moscow, insists Chelsea keeper Cech
• Leeds United to find out today if their 15-point penalty will be overturned
• FASHION NEWS
• Tony Blair makes list of world's 100 most influential people – but there's no place for Gordon Brown
• Afghanistan blames attempt to kill President on 'al Qaeda' militants in Pakistan
• Waddle I do now? Stumpy the four-legged duck gets used to life on two feet
• Spectacular storm on Saturn rages on for FIVE months
• Babysitter who had toddler murder conviction quashed agrees to marry her boyfriend
• Asda set to scrap plastic shopping bags from the checkout
• Fulham midfielder Bullard promises an 'absolute cracker' against Birmingham
• Back-to-back interest rate cuts unlikely as factory prices rise at fastest rate for nine years
• Starbucks' UK sales are going off the boil
• Hundreds flee homes in Japan to escape poison gas after neighbour's bizarre suicide
• Land of Leather takes a hiding
• Stressed out students to get 30 minute massages before GCSEs
• Leeds tribunal decision should have been months ago, blasts Carlisle manager Ward
• Sheffield United out to prove what the influence of a certain Carlos Tevez can have as club make £30m compensation claim
• Wenger refuses to locker back in anger despite another trophyless season
• Boys' toys come back to Britain as Hornby and Corgi strike £7.5m deal
• Donkey Kong, the movie... unfinished monkey business
• Navy officer killed in paragliding accident in Spanish mountains
• Leeds United to find out whether they get their 15-point penalty overturned this afternoon
• Avalanche kills five climbers in Italian Alps as thaw loosens heavy winter snows
• Will Hleb's tastebuds keep him away from Inter?
• POISON ON TAP
• Avalanche kills five climbers in Italian Alps as thaw loosens heavy winter snows
• 600 tax staff caught snooping our files
• Revealed: Incest father planned to free daughter in the summer and pretend she had escaped from an evil sect
• Chelsea star Cole reveals: We toned down celebrations because Liverpool treated us with respect in victory
• It's hard living in Manchester but I'm very happy at United, says Ronaldo
• Single (and yes still smiling) Kelly Brook moves out of ex Billy Zane's LA home
• Chelsea's heroes clock up a £10k Chinawhite bar bill as they party till 4am
• Crisis over? Don't bank on it
• Worth its salt... the classic taste of New York
• Oestrogen fuels a woman's competitive streak the same way testosterone does in men
• It's hard living in Manchester but I'm very happy at United, says Portuguese star Ronaldo
• United chief Gill: We could have sold 100,000 tickets for Moscow final
• If we lose Champions League Final, it will haunt us for years, two-goal hero Drogba tells Chelsea team-mates
• British Army major, 35, killed after hitting tree at 100mph in paragliding accident
• Boris is ahead in the polls - but it looks set to be a close call
• Chelsea star Cole reveals: We toned down our celebrations because Liverpool treated us with respect in victory
• Trains suffer as fewer fly from Stansted
• Boys' toys come back to Britain as Hornby and Corgi strike £7.5m deal
• SEX SLAVE DUNGEON: Sex slave father would spend entire nights in cellar with incest family - as wife slept upstairs
• Al Qaeda terror chief in Somalia killed in night-time airstrike 'by U.S. military'
• Rooney set to miss remaining domestic matches for United with hip injury
• Man accused of Shannon kidnap refused bail as stepdad's day in court draws closer
• Egypt and Turkey best for holiday bargains
• More than 600 tax workers have been caught snooping on personal files
• Afghanistan blames attempt to kill President on 'al Qaeda' militants in Pakistan
• Fiorentina coach Prandelli tries to calm down his stars ahead of Rangers clash
• Alzheimer's sufferers win landmark court appeal over denied drugs
• The Insider: On being voted sixth hottest hunk and a run in with Sir Alan Sugar
• Scientists discover new protein which could repair cancer-causing DNA
• Is Mariah Carey's love affair off after fiancé gave her engagement ring from a previous romance?
• City upbeat as BoE signals crunch may end
• Get your summer skiing fix
• Pictured: The baby monkey that thinks its mum's a teddy bear
• Grant's manner is nothing new to his old school friends who used to call him 'the Sphinx'
• Bolton boss Megson labels Sunderland clash as 'biggest in the club's history'
• Revealed: Incest father planned to free daughter in the summer and pretend she had escaped from an evil sect
• Dagenham confirm redevelopment of Victoria Road stadium after avoiding the drop
• Chelsea skipper Terry backs coach Avram to keep his job at the Bridge
• We need experienced players to help move us forward, says Brentford boss Scott
• Caught on camera: The moment a tour bus driver assaulted a white van man
• Man arrested after businessman is gunned down on his doorstep
• United chief Gill reveals: We could have sold 100,000 tickets for Champions League Final
• Barnet confirm pre-season friendly against Harrow Borough
• Movies face the axe as militant Hollywood stars threaten to strike over pay
• Millwall's Jay Simpson scoops the League One PFA Player of the Year award
• Bringing sexy back: Now Gwyneth graces premiere in a plunging AND backless jumpsuit
• Dictator dungeon father would spend entire nights in cellar with incest family... as wife slept upstairs
• Her career's in freefall, another engagement's over and she's mourning her beloved father - so what's Kelly got to smile about?
• Premium carriers
• Boris is ahead in the polls - but it looks set to be a close call
• Boothroyd blasts players for failing to beat lesser sides as Watford challenge for promotion
• Trotters boss Megson labels Sunderland clash as 'biggest in the club's history'
• Rangers skipper Ferguson dares to dream of 'family' final in Manchester
• QPR trio of Blackstock, Connolly and Mancienne called up to England under-21 squad to face Wales
• Gabor Kiraly tips Crystal Palace's Julian Speroni to be a success in the Premier League
• Pregnant saleswoman called 'useless' by boss wins £60,000 compensation
• Tehran could have nuclear bomb technology this year, warns Israeli minister
• Heron boss Ronson flies to cash
• I want Chelsea to beat United in the final, says Liverpool star Carragher
• Old Lady is back on top
• Listeners fall out of love with Radio 3 sparking 25 per cent decline as Women's Hour booms
• Mascherano insists: Next season Liverpool will be challenging for the Premier League title
• More than 600 tax workers have been caught snooping on personal files, Government admits
• 'Neurotic' Prime Minister warned he risks being written off
• Nato soldier and eight civilians killed by roadside bombs in south Afghanistan
• Who's in your cab, Kate? Royal girlfriend parties with Wills lookalike
• Duck down! Naomi 'Slugger' Campbell picks up a baseball bat...to star in Ugly Betty
• Charlton's Kelly Youga pleased to have been given the chance and keen to stay at the Valley
• A round-up of the newspapers: Thursday
• Edelman, mastermind of Emirates move, is axed by Arsenal in boardroom coup
• Prozac offers new hope to MS sufferers
• Edelman is axed by Arsenal in ruthless boardroom shake-up
• UK grocery inquiry is a Tesco victory
• 'To question Grant's role after reaching Euro final is unbelievable': Chelsea skipper Terry backs coach Avram to keep his job
• It's not big and it is most definitely not clever
• Old Firm handed £12m carrot to win SPL title by Chelsea's victory over Liverpool
• Football shorts: Spurs striker caught on film, Jenas struggles for motivation, Gunners go Greek, Terry praises fortress Stamford Bridge - and lots more
• Single (and yes still smiling) Kelly Brook moves out of ex Billy Zane's LA home
• Rising levels of obesity and diabetes in young women prompt heart disease warnings
• Madeleine apartment becomes 'sick tourist attraction'
• Heart disease warning for women under 50 as obesity and diabetes levels rise
• We're mid-table and finding it hard to motivate ourselves, admits Spurs midfielder Jenas
• Rocketing loan rates will hit buyouts
• I want United to lose to Chelsea in the Euro final, says Liverpool star Carragher
• Knifepoint robbery leaves designer Nicole Farhi too scared to go out
• Pregnant saleswoman called 'useless' by boss wins £60,000 compensation payout
• Families suffer rail and motoring misery as Bank Holiday travel chaos begins
• VIDEO: Robbie Keane and Damien Duff celebrate Celtic's defeat of Rangers
• SEX SLAVE DUNGEON: Father bought skimpy underwear for captive daughter
• Fulham midfielder Bullard promises an 'absolute cracker' ahead of relegation 'decider' at Birmingham
• Zimbabwe farmer attacked as Mugabe-supporting 'war veterans' invade his land
• Caught on camera: The moment a road rage tour-bus driver attacked a white van man in front of his passengers
• Celtic skipper McManus could make a surprise return despite calf injury
• Rain and sunshine is taster of summer to come
• Knifepoint robbery on her doorstep leaves Fashion designer Nicole Farhi too scared to go out
• VIDEO: Spurs striker Robbie Keane celebrates Celtic's defeat of Rangers with Damien Duff
• Benitez banked it all on the Champions League and came up empty - so should he make way for Jose?
• Skipper John Terry reveals the secret behind Chelsea's success at Stamford Bridge
• Old Firm handed £12m carrot to win SPL title by Chelsea's victory over Liverpool
• SEX SLAVE DUNGEON: Astonishing details of children who talked through growls
• 270,000 lost bags
• Arsenal offer 16-year-old Greek striker Nikos Karelis trial at the Emirates
• Put Justin down Madonna, you're old enough to be his mother
• Victory in Moscow will finally silence our critics, roars Chelsea skipper Terry
• Rangers skipper Ferguson dares to dream of 'family' final in Manchester
• Fed cuts rate as US battles the crunch
• Oops! RAF pilot pranged £69m fighter when he 'forgot to put the wheels down'
• BA could become a buyer in the US
• RAF pilot crash-landed £69million fighter jet after 'forgetting to put the wheels down'
• I buried the baby! And other true tales of sibling rivalry...
• Fiorentina coach Prandelli tries to calm down fired-up stars ahead of Rangers clash
• Madeleine holiday apartment becomes 'sick tourist attraction' one year on from her disappearance
• Torres was injured but we still had chances to win, laments boss Benitez
• Mortgages 'to rise by £230 a month'
• Who's in your cab, Kate? Royal girlfriend parties with Wills lookalike
• Bang to rights: Busting the world's biggest gun-runner
• Fuel tax cut of 9p a litre is affordable for Brown, City analysts say
• Duck! Naomi 'Slugger' Campbell picks up a baseball bat... to star in Ugly Betty
• Hundreds of bail hostels secretly built in residential areas
• First picture of beautiful British student killed bodyboarding in New Zealand
• Worst of the credit crunch may already be over, says Bank of England... but frightened banks still face recession
• RUGBY UNION: Rule changes will kill union, says Lions coach McGeechan
• NOW is it time to replace Rafa with Jose at Liverpool?<br />IT can't carry on at West Ham and it won't be the fans to go <br />WILL Modric float, and sting, like a butterfly for Spurs?<br />WHO is the most important player in your PL team?
• McCanns fear Madeleine could be held against her will for years like Fritzl's secret family
• Peter Phillips's fiancee renounces Catholic faith to keep him in throne line
• What the papers say - May 1
• Cut fuel tax by 9p a litre, Brown is urged
• Five killed as cabin cruiser collides with fishing trawler in Sydney Harbour
• Police will not enforce Brown's new 'tougher' cannabis policy
• Supermarkets threaten price rises
• Egypt bus carrying Britons overturns in flames killing nine tourists
• Put Justin down Madonna, you're old enough to be his mother
• May 1 - Rooney to miss Premier League run-in
• Six partygoers killed in Sydney Harbour boat crash
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• Torres was injured but we still had chances to win, laments Benitez
• Four Britons injured as Egyptian tourist bus overturns killing nine holidaymakers
• Hundreds of bail hostels secretly built in residential areas
• Victory in Moscow will finally silence our critics, roars Chelsea skipper Terry
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• David Blaine holds his breath for 17 minutes and 4 secs to smash world record live on Oprah
• Yesterday’s trading: Burberry defies credit crunch
• Shell pulls the plug on world's biggest offshore wind farm
• Police will not enforce Brown's new 'tougher' cannabis policy
• Bank of England 'too upbeat' on credit crisis, says banking giant Citigroup
• Peter Phillips's fiancée renounces her Catholic faith so he can keep his place in the Royal succession
• Classes where bright children can't shine
• Eye Eye, Beatrice: Princess struggles to rule the waves on jet ski jaunt
• 'Population surge' means thousands of pupils can't get primary school places
• Record 2,675 criminals released last month to ease overcrowded prisons
• Leafy suburbs 'lower child asthma risk'
• England's finest dish up a rare treat worthy of place on Moscow menu