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• Are we feeling a little bit vulnerable, Mr Brown?
• Obama to 'beat Hillary Clinton after winning over superdelegates on Capitol Hill'
• Chelsea v Liverpool: How the players rated
• Labour's fudge on the mixed sex wards
• Cut fuel tax by 9p a litre, Brown is urged
• England's finest dish up a rare treat for Moscow menu
• 'Neurotic' PM warned he risks being written off
• EXCLUSIVE: Row between Manchester United and Chelsea over Evra is set to hit Moscow
• That's for you, Mum - Brave Lampard and Drogba fire Chelsea into Champions League final
• Love them or fear them, they shape our lives: Sarah Brown talks to celebrities on what makes their fathers special
• Show the politicians who their bosses are
• Families face £230-a-month mortgage shock as banks fail to pass on rate cuts
• Bookies pay out on Boris victory as the Tories scent victory in the race to be London's mayor
• It's chucking it down AGAIN - but here's 20 reasons to look on the bright side
• Labour braced for a May day mauling at the polls as the Prime Minister issues a last-minute plea to voters
• Agony and the Ecstasy: The great Rolls-Royce love story
• Travellers build a hall at their illegal camp - with taxpayers' cash
• Classes where bright children can't shine
• Are we feeling a little vulnerable?
• Grant now the special one as Rafa is outfoxed on night of drama at Stamford Bridge
• Addicted to excuses... How self-indugence and a love of the good stuff has become 'addiction'
• 'Stiff upper lip' culture blamed as British men top Euro depression league
• Former Democrat chairman switches support from Hillary to Obama to 'heal rift in party'
• GRAHAM POLL'S OFFICIAL LINE: Rosetti had a good night and did not pay the penalty
• Man of steel: Frank holds his nerve for Chelsea and mother Pat
• Cliff Richard: I had to release a single under a false name to win airtime from ageist radio bosses
• 'Population surge' means thousands of pupils can't get a place at primary school
• Pain gets worse for the Hains
• 'Stiff upper lip' culture blamed as British men top Euro depression league
• John Morrey
• Pictured: The amazing catacombs full of mummified monks
• Lampard man of steel as he helps Chelsea to dream of Moscow final
• Supermarkets threaten price rises if suppliers are given a better deal
• Cathedral choirmaster who refused to let Macca sing claims 'it helped make him great'
• Grant now the special one as Rafa is outfoxed at Stamford Bridge
• Travellers build a £12,000 hall at illegal camp - with taxpayers' cash, and without planning permission
• Blues fans face £5,000 bill and red tape on way to Moscow
• Daily Mail Comment: Show the politicians who their bosses are
• Why, despite his flaws (and there are many), a Boris victory today could just be what Britain needs
• Spurs receive boost in their pursuit of Valencia striker Villa
• A grainy video claims to show Jimi Hendrix cavorting with groupies. But is it all just a voyeuristic hoax?
• Nigel Davies to succeed namesake Phil at Llanelli
• Global warming 'could stop NATURALLY within ten years'
• Rule changes will kill union, says McGeechan as he fears for soul of game
• How a higher voice helps girls find love
• The Big Picture: Over 8,000 macabre mummies on show in Sicilian monastry
• Alkmaar want compensation from Middlesbrough forward Alves
• When a cross told them who you voted for
• Bilic ends speculation linking him to Premier League job and signs contract extension with Croatia
• I don't need a Rocket from the fans if I stuff Ronnie in semis, says Hendry
• Pictured: Prince William at the controls as he flies fallen comrade home from Afghanistan
• The amazing 'pixie dust' that re-grew a severed finger in FOUR weeks
• Poison in the kitchen...How tap water could damage your brain, blind or even kill you
• The worst thing you expect when you turn on the tap is a faint taste of chlorine. In fact, you could be swigging bacteria that can blind you, damage your brain ... or even kill you
• Milking the motorists: One in every THREE drivers is fined every year
• Believe me, girls, legs like this look sick not sexy
• Croatia boss Bilic snubs Premier League to stay on for World Cup
• Celebrities reveal to Sarah Brown what made their fathers special
• It's chucking it down AGAIN and the forecast is for more rain - but here's 20 reasons to look on the bright side
• Why despite his flaws (and there are many), a Boris victory could be just what Britain needs
• That's for you, Mum - Brave Lampard and Drogba fire Chelsea into Champions League final
• Smiling at last, grieving Frank Lampard celebrates Chelsea's historic win over a pint with his father
• Banish puffy eyes
• You're only as young as the shop you buy your clothes in...
• Apprentice watch: Kevin, the deluded boss of planet Zog, gets his cards
• 'How I found out my husband is gay and why I begged him to stay'
• HORSE RACING: United manager Ferguson still has a shot at the treble
• National Trust puts 5p charge on its plastic bags to stem tide of countryside litter
• Super-skinny legs are sick not sexy but they are worryingly becoming the norm for young women
• This week a shamed Tory peer claimed to be 'addicted' to sex. What rot!
• Ferguson's treble still possible if 2000 Guineas horse comes up trumps
• Michael Owen scores as global ambassador for Twenty20 billionaire Stanford
• Agony and the Ecstasy: The great Rolls-Royce love story
• Is that really charismatic Jimi Hendrix in a newly released sex tape or just a cynical hoax?
• Shot with a rifle, thrown out a window - even buried alive: The hilarious (and often terrifying) ordeals children suffer at the hands of their siblings
• National Trust puts a stop to free carrier bags
• Sportsmail's guide to planning trip to Moscow for Champions League final
• Michael Owen scores as global ambassador for Twenty20 billionaire Stanford
• How your computer keyboard is FIVE TIMES dirtier than your toilet seat - and could even give you 'qwerty tummy'
• Ninten-Don't... How I watched my children turn into monsters the minute I bought them a computer game
• Sportsmail's guide to trials and tribulations of planning trip to Moscow for Champions League final
• How a woman's voice becomes HIGHER - and more attractive - when she's most likely to conceive
• Laid-back Ferguson ready to take on that mountain again
• Laid-back Sir Alex Ferguson ready to take on that mountain again
• How your computer's keyboard can be FIVE times dirtier than your toilet seat
• So what is it like to suffer from one of Scholes's ginger tiger bites?
• So what is it like to suffer from one of Scholes's ginger tiger bites?
• Global warming could stop NATURALLY for ten years,' say scientists
• Should 40-something women like Madonna start dressing their age?
• JACI STEPHEN's Apprentice Watch: Kevin, the deluded boss of planet Zog, gets his cards
• Scholes' disappearing act: United star knocks out Barcelona then he's gone
• Her career's in freefall and she's split from Billy Zane so what's Kelly got to smile about?
• Scholes' amazing disappearing act: United star knocks out Barcelona then he's gone
• Ninten-don't ... how my children turned into monsters the minute I bought them the wretched computer toy
• When a cross told them who you voted for
• Pensioner forced to sell home for sight-saving drug...but it's free for neighbours in 'postcode lottery madness'
• 'How I found out my husband is gay and why I begged him to stay'
• The amazing 'pixie dust' made from pigs bladder that regrew a severed finger in FOUR weeks
• England leave out a fit Flintoff? You’re having a laugh!
• Her career's in freefall, another engagement's over and she's mourning her beloved father - so what's Kelly got to smile about?
• World of cricket: England leave out a fit Flintoff? You must be having a laugh!
• Arsenal's Walcott and Villa striker Agbonlahor named in England U21 squad
• On this day in sport - May 1
• Hats off to the resourceful robin who hatched her babies in a hardhat
• CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: As it happened
• The 1920s manual on how to live to 100 found among the personal effects of a 103-year-old
• Sporting birthdays - May 1
• Amy's love bite: Singer's love token proves her relationship with Blake is still going strong
• Wallace out to prove Keane wrong and rescue his career at Sunderland
• Milking the motorists: One in every THREE drivers is fined annually - raising up to £800million
• It's not big and it's not clever
• Concerned boss Southgate issues a warning to Middlesbrough's bad boys
• Wallace insists he will prove Keane wrong and rescue his career at Sunderland
• Resourceful robin nests in warehouse hardhat
• How to live to be 100: The 1920s manual of herbal remedies that really must work
• Dutch club AZ demand cash from Boro's Brazilian striker Alves
• Pictured: The harmonious home consisting of husband, wife ... and a giant house hippo
• Sir Alan fires the 'natural-born leader' who 'smelled of arrogance' in BBC's Apprentice
• Riverside boss Southgate fires a warning to Boro's bad boys
• Police swoop on postman for wearing shorts and he's later suspended by Royal Mail
• Government set to abolish 'mixed-sex accommodation' on NHS wards
• Sir Alan fires the 'natural-born leader' who 'smelled of arrogance' in BBC's Apprentice
• Amy's love bite: Singer's love token proves her relationship with Blake is still going strong
• Arsenal history
• A truly bad hair day: Wind reveals Liz Hurley's beauty secret
• Vote for your best 2,000 Guineas winner of the 1980s
• The ultimate in 'baby bling': A gold-plated pram with sound system and satin interior for £6,000
• Zimbabwe run-off looms as Tsvangirai wins 47 per cent of votes in election
• How the BA bunglers lost 270,000 bags in 3 months
• The ultimate in 'baby bling': A gold-plated pram with sound system and satin interior for £6,000
• Bristol set for Newport switch as Memorial Stadium is redeveloped
• Police swoop on postman for wearing shorts and he's later suspended by Royal Mail
• Crumbling castle complete with hooded ghost and bat cave on sale for £1.5m
• An aspirin a day 'could keep breast cancer at bay'
• Lesbos islanders ask Greek court to ban gay women calling themselves Lesbians
• Cathedral choirmaster who refused to let Macca sing claims 'It helped make him great' as former Beatle returns for honourary concert
• BA is Europe's worst airline, say official figures as airline loses 270,000 bags in 3 months
• EastEnders' Ian Beale in desperate dash to rescue Lucy from evil Steven's clutches
• Newcastle midfielder Butt walking a disciplinary tightrope with two games to go
• A truly bad hair day: Wind reveals Liz Hurley's beauty secret
• Sport on TV - May 1
• Arsenal's Walcott and Villa striker Agbonlahor in England U21 squad
• Sir Ian McKellen returning to role of Gandalf
• Can I claim travel expenses at work?
• On This Day - May 1
• Sporting Birthdays - May 1
• Sports Quiz - May 1
• Mortgage lenders fail to pass on interest rate cut to borrowers
• EastEnders' Ian Beale in desperate dash to rescue Lucy from evil Steven's clutches
• Red Devil Ronaldo hails a United front as he closes in on FIFA award
• Cliff Richard: I had to release a single under a false name to win airtime from ageist radio bosses
• Do I have to pay VAT on a second-hand car?
• Bank Holiday rain and sunshine is a taster of the summer to come
• Poles now live in EVERY local authority in Britain as a million eastern Europeans move to UK since 2004
• Farewell to Starburst...Opal Fruits make a comeback
• Pictured: The baby monkey that thinks its mum's a teddy bear
• Sir Ian McKellen returning to role of Gandalf
• Under-fire boss Eriksson will lead City's tour of Asia, says son of owner Thaksin
• Henrik Larsson to return for O'Donnell tribute game between Celtic's 1998 team and Motherwell's Scottish Cup winners
• BT 'seized' my phone line
• Sex slave dungeon: Incest father concealed the cellar entrance behind a 'labyrinth' of five basement rooms
• Hospital throws out 'health tourists' who take advantage of the NHS
• Mortgage will cut savings compensation
• Can I pay my son's debts?
• Halle Berry shows she is a REAL mum as clingy dress reveals post-baby tummy
• United defender Brown: We deserve to be in the Champions League final
• BBC on demand: iPlayer moves from web to TV with free download service
• Spiritualist husband of 'murdered' BBC make-up artist answers bail... with new girlfriend in tow
• Wenger facing exodus as Milan pursue Arsenal's French star Flamini
• I clashed with Ballack but it's all forgotten, Drogba plays down free-kick row with team-mate against United
• Eye Eye, Beatrice: Princess struggles to rule the waves on jet ski jaunt
• Lesbos islanders ask Greek court to ban gay women calling themselves Lesbians
• Fined twice for bounced cheque
• Robo-pop: Lollipop ladies get hi-tech cameras in their sticks
• Smoked salmon and lemon risotto
• Dropped Partridge refuses to get downhearted another latest Olympic setback
• Spiritualist husband of 'murdered' BBC make-up artist answers bail... with new girlfriend in tow
• Rain washes out Sussex v Surrey clash
• Mother, 81, becomes oldest living female donor with life-saving gift to son
• Midas Extra share tips: Meggitt and IDOX
• Spiritualist husband of 'murdered' BBC make-up artist answers bail... with new girlfriend in tow
• Fundraiser completes odyssey through every European capital - without spending a penny
• Pain-free Flintoff's ready to Lord's it and Moores is hoping for the Freddie effect
• Switch to a top pension
• City boss Sven will lead tour of Asia, says owner's son despite continuing speculation that Eriksson will be sacked
• Move over Rubik's Cube – the NeoCube is the latest must-have puzzle
• Bank holiday heatwave predicted - but only in the South, as the West braces for showers
• Who pays off the debts of the deceased?
• The Gwyneth Effect: Why sales of super-high heels are soaring
• Lily Allen plays the lace card as she exposes her bra during shopping trip
• Young woman hanged herself after suffering fourth miscarriage
• West Brom defender Clement hits back at Lawrenson criticism
• Police arrest disabled pensioner after he bought fake gun from internet to protect himself from abusive youths
• Mortgages 'to rise' by £230 a month (unless you're lucky enough to be with Abbey)
• Halle Berry shows she's a REAL mum as dress reveals post-baby tummy
• BBC on demand: iPlayer moves from the web to television with free download service
• Arsenal's Walcott and Villa striker Agbonlahor named in England U21 squad
• West Brom boss Mowbray is looking abroad to write blueprint for success
• Trainer Harrison baffled by Amir Khan's decision to dump him as commonwealth champion links up with American
• Murray and Hutchins march on in Barcelona doubles
• Farewell Starbust, Opal Fruits make a comeback
• US set for 'final' interest rate cut
• World's first cloned horse gives birth to 'perfectly healthy' foal
• Civil service chief is jailed for drunken bomb hoax on Tube
• Interiors: Beach hut chic is riding the style wave from the catwalk all the way to your living room
• Christina Ricci's kooky and spooky Wednesday Addams moment
• Silverjet lands a £13m bailout
• Bin Laden's son plans legal challenge to battle for UK visa
• 'Most wanted' drug boss in Colombia is killed by police in ranch shoot-out
• Sex slave dungeon: Pictured, incest father has Thai massage and elephant ride on 'boys holiday' while captives languish in cellar
• Accessories: All is rosy
• Woman, 21, hanged herself after fourth miscarriage
• World champion Raikkonen will not be retiring at the end of the season, blasts Ferrari boss
• Woman, 84, rescued after FOUR days pinned under husband's dead body
• John Lennon's Give Peace A Chance lyrics could fetch £200,000 at auction
• Middlesbrough track Bordeaux £5m-rated midfielder Menegazzo
• The Gwyneth Effect: Why sales of super-high heels are soaring
• Mother, 81, becomes oldest living kidney donor with a gift of life to her son
• Sex slave dungeon: Incest father investigated for murder of girl who looked like his caged daughter
• Ronaldo's girlfriend Nereida wears her heart on her ear with...'R7' ear bling
• Manchester United and Liverpool are chasing Wigan's Antonio Valencia but he will cost more than £5m, claims midfielder's agent
• Husband accused of storing murdered wife in cupboard 'wanted Ukrainian mistress to move in'
• Hunt launched after dog walker spots 3ft-long crocodile near supermarket in Wales
• David Blaine holds his breath for 17 minutes and 4 secs to smash world record live on Oprah
• Wenger is facing exodus as Milan pursue Arsenal star Flamini
• BA boss says sorry over turmoil at T5
• What sex slave dungeon daughter looks like now... 24 years after being locked in a cellar
• Shore line in style
• Don't expect a classic in Moscow; English teams don't play beautiful football, says Barca boss Rijkaard
• Skipper Barry holds the key to Aston Villa's future
• Bilic in line for return with City: ex-Hammer could replace Sven
• Derby County announce link-up with Dutch side Utrecht
• Every property on a £3m housing estate fails to sell after two years on the market
• United boss Alex Ferguson 'facing FA probe after betting on his own players'
• Crooked company boss nicknamed 'Mr Generosity' swindled MoD out of £500,000
• Black grouse and their remarkable mating calls set to make a comeback
• Newlyweds aged 94 and 86 show it's never too late to fall in love
• Beauty Confidential: Banish puffy, tired eyes with our tips that REALLY work
• Before she was a WAG: Pictures of Ronaldo's girlfriend as a wannabe glamour model
• Watch the birdie Life through a lens with Lisa Snowdon
• Sex slave dungeon: Incest father investigated for murder of girl who looked like his caged daughter
• Jailed for 54 years: The 'feral' muggers who kicked a grandfather to death
• 12-stone woman refused job as bus driver 'because she is too fat'
• Foolish fraudster tries to cash Midland Bank cheque... nine years after it folded
• Drinking is blamed for soaring number of breast cancer cases
• Barca win gives us confidence and now we can wrap up league, says Ronaldo
• Chantelle, Chanelle and Charlotte: Unholy trinity of D-listers descend on Funky Buddha
• Liverpool boss Benitez has lost my respect: Chelsea's Drogba vows revenge over Rafa's diving slur
• In the Dogg house
• Bluebird Purse delighted with FA Cup Final reprieve
• What IS Salman's secret? This time, he's nuzzling Scarlett Johansson's neck
• Jailed for 54 years: The 'feral' muggers who kicked a 62-year-old grandfather to death for refusing to hand over his mobile
• Manchester United boss Alex Ferguson 'may face FA probe after betting on his own players'
• West Brom boss Mowbray is looking to the Yellow Submarine for his blueprint for Baggies's success
• Buckland on the move again as he joins London Irish from Premiership rivals Wasps
• United set their sights on Fluminese goal machine Neves
• Lily Allen plays the lace card as she exposes her bra during shopping trip
• Free banking myth won't stop charges battle
• Rovers set to raid Canberra for ex-Wigan scrum-half Dobson
• SS concentration camp doctor named as world's most-wanted Nazi
• 'Jaws'stalking Pacific tourists as surfer is second shark victim in four days
• Manchester United stars 'facing FA probe' after betting on own matches
• A third of law-breaking drivers are now taken to court, figures show
• Shoaib Akhtar's five-year ban for breaching code of conduct is upheld by the Pakistan Cricket Board
• Move over Rubik's Cube – here's the NeoCube
• Christina Ricci's kooky and spooky Wednesday Addams moment
• Amy Winehouse's management try and make her go to 'Kate Moss' rehab clinic - in the USA
• Don't be lured by a short-term bonus
• Toby Anstis: Me & my money
• Dutch club AZ demand cash from Boro's Brazilian striker Alves
• Albert Hofmann, father of mind-altering drug LSD, dies aged 102
• Bopara: I'm glad I was axed by England as it made me even more hungry to succeed
• Miracle twister cuts a 25-mile path of devastation - but kills no one
• Has anyone seen my giant inflatable pig? Former Pink Floyd frontman offers reward for stage prop last seen floating over the desert
• Fears that Jaws is hunting Pacific tourists as surfer is second shark victim in four days
• Bungling fraudster forged cheque for bank that folded nine years ago
• Milan... in sixty seconds
• David Blaine to hold his breath for nearly 17 minutes on live TV in new world record bid
• Rooney could be ready to play as United gear up for West Ham clash
• Brown admits mistakes over 10p tax band
• How to beat the insurance tricks
• Overdrafts popular as loans dry up
• Forty per cent jump in female drinking fuels rise in breast cancer
• Carter flattens Ebdon to claim a last-four spot in World Championship
• Now world's first cloned horse gives birth to 'perfectly healthy' foal
• Father kills himself after failing to get daughter into preferred school, inquest told
• Sombre-looking Mike Tindall emerges from police station after being charged with drink-driving
• Amy Winehouse's management try and make her go to 'Kate Moss' rehab clinic - in the USA
• John Lennon's Give Peace A Chance lyrics could fetch £200,000 at auction
• Noble determined to bring stability to Wigan after signing new 18-month contract at the JJB
• Scrap metal trader who made billions
• SS concentration camp doctor named as most wanted Nazi as war criminal hunt continues
• Striker Ben Strevens just can't believe Dagenham & Redbridge have managed to avoid the drop
• Father kills himself after failing to get daughter into preferred school
• Base jumper brought down to earth with a jolt as he lands directly in front of policemen
• 'No more excuses ... let's make it happen against Liverpool,' says Terry
• Reuben Reid is shown the door by Brentford boss Andy Scott after disappointing loan spell
• Fairclough makes signing midfielder a priority as Bishop shocks Barnet with transfer request
• Robo-pop: Lollipop ladies get hi-tech cameras in their headgear and sticks to combat road rage
• What next, flying pigs? 'Obama', Roger Waters's inflatable porker heads for the heavens
• Danny Spiller makes comeback for Millwall in reserve game after eight months out with groin injury
• Woman, 84, rescued after spending four days pinned under husband's dead body
• Banning foreign doctors from NHS 'was unlawful of Labour'
• One of Britain's oldest brides, 94, marries again - in the same village church where she was first married 70 years ago
• Swiss scientist who invented LSD and had first ever 'bad trip' dies at 102
• Sex slave dungeon: Incest father concealed the cellar entrance behind a 'labyrinth' of five basement rooms
• Zara's rugby boyfriend Mike Tindall keeps his date with police over drink-driving charges
• Battered book of bizarre remedies reveals secret of how great aunt lived to 103
• Ling fears losing Thelwell, Morris, Terry and Ibehre at Leyton Orient
• Bristol teenage terror suspect remanded in custody
• What IS Salman Rushdie's secret? This time, the ladies' man is nuzzling Scarlett Johansson's neck
• Kapo tells Birmingham: I'll stay at St Andrew's even if we go down
• The sexist, the violent and the racist: The most complained about adverts of last year
• If charges are fair, then why lower them?
• Boothroyd set to make Scott Loach his No 1 goakeeper at Watford next season
• Jamaican soldier sues Army for 'racist hate campaign' that terrified his family
• Olympic torch reaches Chinese soil as Hong Kong police crack down on protesters
• Foreigners asked to produce cash in their hospital beds in crackdown on 'health tourists'
• Chantelle, Chanelle and Charlotte: Unholy trinity of D-listers descend on Funky Buddha
• QPR defender to miss final game of the season
• UEFA hope to simplify Russia visa process for travelling fans ahead of all-English Euro final in Moscow
• Crystal Palace manager Warnock recalls Tony Craig from Millwall due to lack of defensive cover
• Charlton superkid tipped for great things by former Addick
• Labour acted unlawfully by trying to ban foreign doctors from NHS work, Law Lords rule
• Courageous. Free-thinking. Principled. That’s why Kate Hoey is a very unusual MP
• Hammers legend Di Canio tells fans: Curbishley is a great boss
• 'No more excuses. . . make it happen against Liverpool,' Chelsea skipper Terry seeks to avoid more Euro misery
• Kamara may stay on the bench for Fulham despite his double at Manchester City
• Rupert's love for print faces test
• Yo-yo dieting and binge eating could shorten your life, warn scientists
• Gilberto tells Spurs fans: You'll see the best of me next season
• Liverpool boss Benitez is not a great manager and he has lost my respect: Chelsea striker Didier vows revenge over Rafa's diving slur
• Arsenal face competition from Marseille for Lyon forward Hatem Ben Arfa
• School sacks teacher - and all she did was strut around on fishing boats as a 'bikini hostess'
• Expert nurses 'fear for their jobs' - as NHS heads for £1.8bn surplus
• Carrick urges Capello to make 'perfect man' Rio England skipper for good
• Jamaican soldier 'called black b******' sues Army over 'racist hate campaign' which left his wife and children in fear
• Schools to be made responsible for curbing teen pregnancy and obesity
• Too fat to drive: 12 stone woman refused job as bus driver for 'being overweight'
• Big Sam hits out at demise of Bolton Wanderers as the club fight relegation
• Egypt... game on!
• BoCom doubles with HSBC help
• All the properties on a £3m housing estate fail to sell after two years on the market
• City defender Kelly targets win at all costs at Craven Cottage
• Don't expect a classic Euro final; English teams don't play beautiful football to watch, says Barca boss Rijkaard after United defeat
• Singapore eyes new bank deals
• A rare tribute to private equity
• Arsenal facing competition from Marseille for Lyon winger Hatem Ben Arfa
• Mansfield boss Holland challenges players to bounce back at the first attempt after relegation from Football League
• Tom Cruise invites Oprah to interview him on HIS couch...but manages to stay seated this time
• Tenant who lived in incest house for 12 years heard knocking from sex dungeon 'but did nothing'
• Football shorts: Black Cats target Tottenham as the yardstick, Big Sam slams Trotters - and more
• Manchester United boss Alex Ferguson 'may face FA probe after betting on his own players'
• The 'miracle' twister that cut a 25 mile path of devastation - but killed no one
• Sky 'set for a profits leap' despite crunch
• Halifax gets out begging bowl
• I'm used to the pressure so I can handle Fiorentina, insists Rangers defender Dailly
• Kapo tells Blues: I'll stay even if we go down
• Ronaldo: Barca win gives us confidence for Euro final and now United can wrap up the league
• Ronaldo in hiding in Brazil after incident with prostitutes ends with transvestite facing charge of extortion
• Families hit by 6.5% rise in school fees
• Slowdown shakes Homebase owner
• Drinking alcohol makes you less likely to spot a guy angling for a fight, study shows
• Vultures are declining 'faster than the dodo' and could be gone in a decade
• Brown admits: 'We made mistakes on the 10p tax rate'
• Arbeloa: Chelsea will be easy after the likes of Inter and Arsenal
• Gordon Brown: We made mistakes on the 10p tax rate, but I won't back down on 42-day detention for terror suspects
• We need to challenge Spurs and West Ham next season, says Niall Quinn
• Plan to give prisoners 'pay rise' of up to 60% scrapped - after Brown found out
• Egypt climbs the holiday charts
• High oil price fuels a recovery for majors
• Cech vows to deny Rafa's dead-eye penalty kings
• A round-up of the newspapers: Wednesday
• 'No more excuses... let's make it happen against Liverpool,' Chelsea skipper Terry seeks to avoid fourth Champions League semi-final defeat in five seasons
• Police arrest 37-year-old man after investigation into paedophile ring
• Former boss Sam Allardyce hits out at demise of Bolton as club battle to avoid the drop
• Tom Cruise invites Oprah to interview him on HIS couch...but manages to stay seated this time
• BG profits shoot up by 70% to £1.4bn
• Property pulls rug on carpet firm sales
• Poles now live in EVERY local authority in Britain as a million eastern Europeans move to UK since 2004
• Ronaldo in hiding in Brazil after incident with prostitutes ends with transvestite facing charge of extortion
• SPL to request Celtic deal with keeper Boruc after Old Firm papal T-shirt stunt
• Too tight fit: Singer Alicia Keys' clingy dress proves a bit of a handful
• Wave goodbye to mayhem in Moscow: an all-English final must be at Wembley
• Guy Hands in fight over pensions at EMI
• Hardman Damien Johnson could be recalled for Birmingham City's relegation scrap at Fulham
• CSI star Gary Dourdan busted for drugs possession after being found asleep in car at 5am
• Chelsea goalkeeper Cech determined to avoid a third semi-final heartbreak
• Nil-premium mergers
• We need to be challenging Spurs and West Ham next season, says Sunderland chairman Niall Quinn
• SPL to request Celtic deal with goalkeeper Artur Boruc after Old Firm's papal T-shirt stunt
• CSI star Gary Dourdan busted for drugs possession after being found asleep in car at 5am
• How sex slave dungeon daughter looks now... after 24 years locked in a cellar
• ITV chief Dawn Airey changes channels
• Obama ditches former pastor who said U.S. brought 9/11 upon itself
• Unsafe level of arsenic 'in over a third of baby rice'
• Bruce Willis' British model girlfriend Emma Heming strips off for a lingerie campaign
• We'd have been slammed if we'd played like Rangers, says Fiorentina's Donadel
• CRICKET: Lions call-up puts Hoggard on course for Test return
• HBOS retreats unbowed
• Defeat to Rangers in UEFA Cup would be 'disaster', says Fiorentina star Kuzmanovic
• Take the tube
• Plentiful mortgages have gone, says King
• The monster squid with the largest eye in the world
• Is this a wind-up?
• It's a fair cop: Little Britain's first 'laydee' Emily arrested by New York cop Matt Lucas
• Is Wills in line for a medal for three-hour Afghanistan trip, asks cheeky Army website
• Benitez tells Chelsea: The pressure is on you - we only need one goal
• Chelsea keeper Cech determined to avoid third Champions League semi-final heartbreak
• Hornby defends HBoS £4bn share sale
• Families will have to pay up to £245 a year more under new road tax charges
• Too tight fit: Singer Alicia Keys' clingy dress proves a bit of a handful
• Get lost in space
• House prices now lower than a year ago
• Thousands face a £245 road tax rise
• Benitez tells Chelsea: The pressure is on you - we only need one goal
• Calamari for 500: Scientists defrost giant squid with 10.8 inch eyes
• The McCann campaign must NOT go on for ever
• AN all-English final must be at Wembley<br />IS there a striker who works harder than United's Carlos Tevez?<br />WHY all the sudden sympathy with Sven: it's the usual second half not so good <br />IT'S not unlike Kaboul to bite off more than he can chew
• Withering in a gentlemanly, understated sort of way...that man Mervyn King
• Bank cuts through the mortgage gloom
• Plan to curb power of supermarkets unveiled
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• Bea, beach bodies and the thorny problem of the Mummy gene
• Major supermarkets to take 'competition test' before building new stores
• April 30 - Manchester City turn to 'Big Phil' Scolari
• I have no intention of leaving - Barca boss Rijkaard is frank about his future
• Bruce Willis' British model girlfriend Emma Heming chosen to front lingerie campaign
• Pakistan's leaders close to deadline in talks on restoring sacked judges
• Market report: Wednesday close
• Barca skipper Puyol vows to put things right for the fans
• Supermarkets warn of price rises as watchdog sets competition test to curb 'Tesco towns'
• Ferguson: Here's hoping we get Liverpool in the final because then we can get the tickets Roman Abramovich doesn't want!
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• It's a fair cop: Little Britain's first 'laydee' Emily arrested by New York cop Matt Lucas
• Families will have to pay up to £245 a year more under new road tax charges
• Yo-yo dieting and binge eating could shorten your life, warn scientists
• Gordon Brown scraps prisoners' 60% pay rise as figures show 2700 offenders were given early release last month
• Schools to be made responsible for curbing teen pregnancy and obesity
• 'I could shake my daughter and the Tapas 7 for leaving Madeleine alone,' says Kate McCann's mother