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• Woman walks off the street to land a job as an NHS nurse for five years - treating hundreds with no qualifications
• What women REALLY want: A husband by 25 ... called James
• Tesco becomes first supermarket to use 'green score' to measure carbon footprint of products
• M&S may sell food online (and not just it's own)
• Feline funny: The cult website dedicated to comedy cats
• Arsenal's daydreamer Cesc still has title on his mind after Derby victory
• The homely little touches from the children who never saw the sun
• U-turn on cannabis is just the first step
• Brawl taunt to Evra 'WAS racist' - United accuse Chelsea after Bridge battle
• Arsenal's daydreamer Cesc still has title on his mind after Derby victory
• The real Alfie: Tailor Doug Hayward, the man who dressed the Sixties
• Blunkett's in bother over a bird
• Albion on the brink of promotion but it looks bad for struggling Saints
• ITV faces £4m fine over game show rip-offs
• The real Alfie: The man who was the model for cinema's most famous lethario
• Secrecy, shame and the land of the lost children
• Motorists fury as 'profiteering' Shell and BP post record profits of more than £3million an hour... as petrol prices near £1.50 a litre
• Sex slave dungeon: Incest father bought erotic underwear for his captive daughter during sleazy holidays to Thailand
• ITV faces record £4million fine over game show rip-offs
• Derby destroyed by Arsenal's six-shooters at Pride Park
• The disturbing little homely touches from the children who never saw the sun
• CRICKET: Hair back in good standing as he prepares to umpire England
• ITV faces £4million fine over game-show rip-offs
• We got it wrong over the 10p tax, admits Gordon Brown
• How voters in the capital can make their mark (twice)
• Davies back to boost Bolton with cast on broken hand
• Taylor leaves Stevenage after missing out on the play-offs
• I owe my striking success to master of detail Benitez, says Torres
• Boris 'ahead by 10pc' according to poll which predicts he will unseat Red Ken as mayor
• Cole goal glut could change his mind on retirement
• ANALYSIS: Just who should we believe on child poverty?
• As father confesses how could her mother NOT have known?
• Bruce wants to keep hold of Skoko if Wigan stay up
• O'Neill lines up Hennessey for Villa if Carson deal falls through
• As he battles to become London's mayor, the bizarre truth about the BNP boss, his ballerina fiance and bitter wife
• Car wash bet gives Lescott added incentive for Everton to edge Villa
• PFA leader Powell calls for zero tolerance towards abuse of referees
• Albion on the brink of promotion but it looks bad for Saints
• Heartbeat risk for thousands taking osteoporosis drug
• In mummy's toesteps: Just like Fergie, Bea plays footsie with an American in the sun
• Using hair dye could increase your risk of cancer
• Having a dog could be the best remedy for hay fever
• Colin Montgomerie leaves golf clubs at home for romantic Venice honeymoon with new wife Gaynor
• Police are called in over false claims that jail would destroy boxer's Beijing dream
• James Blunt and Shakin' Stevens head Glastonbury's strangest (and most middle-aged) line-up yet
• Spurs in the market for £16m Villa as Berbatov replacement
• What women REALLY want: A husband by 25 ... called James
• Austria: Secrecy, shame and the land of the lost children
• Manchester United have become a strangely rattled, snarling pack beset by self-doubt, paranoia and tactical indecision
• Pictured: The 'saviour' bird who single-handedly saved her own species from extinction in Britain
• BNP boss Richard Barnbrook, ballerina Simone Clark - and the bitter wife he'd rather you didn't know about
• Diploma pupils to be spared exams
• Democrat rivals Clinton and Obama told to end the deadlock
• U-turn on cannabis is just the first step
• Amy denies having an affair despite her mother's claims she and Blake are finished
• The secret of eternal youth? Try a tomato
• How eating chocolate during pregnancy could protect your baby
• Quinn convinced that Keane will sign a new deal at Sunderland
• EXCLUSIVE: Brawl taunt to Evra 'WAS racist' - United accuse Chelsea after Bridge battle
• The purr-fect internet hit: How a website devoted to funny felines has become the next web craze
• Amy denies having an affair despite her mother's claims she and Blake are finished
• Guilty, the bogus nurse who walked in off the street to dupe the NHS for five years
• All that was missing was a drummer boy's corpse
• Just who should we believe for the truth about child poverty?
• Eating chocolate during pregnancy can help prevent pre-eclampsia in babies
• If you're a United fan, then don't read this as the omens for the Barca second leg are not good...
• EXCLUSIVE: Frustrated Rangers star Hemdani wants summer exit and Reading and Birmingham could join the chase
• Grant will give grieving Lampard time to decide on facing Liverpool
• How using hair dye could increase your risk of cancer
• Parents of soldier killed on Iraqi shooting range sue MoD for £100,000
• EXCLUSIVE: Celtic keeper Boruc faces SPL censure over papal T-shirt celebration at Parkhead
• Having a dog could be the best remedy for hay fever
• No board spot for Sutcliffe or Caborn
• Demi's Angel: Now bikini-clad Rumer Willis recreates her mother's famous Charlie's Angels scene
• Father confronted by axe-wielding burglars - but police are too busy to turn up for THREE hours
• United boss Fergie has no time for any tired old excuses but he's sounding worried ahead of Barca clash
• Nurseries 'should teach English' to help schools struggling with immigrant influx, says Nick Clegg
• Hair back in good standing as he prepares to umpire England
• Fathers can get the baby blues, too
• My future is in doubt, Manchester City manager Sven tells his squad
• PFA leader Powell calls for zero tolerance towards abuse of referees
• Durcan in Fast lane: Jockey lined up for plum Classic ride
• Colin Montgomerie leaves golf clubs at home for romantic Venice honeymoon with new wife Gaynor
• Too fat to toddle: How plump kids are transformed at fat camp
• RUGBY LEAGUE: Wigan chief Noble enters race for Catalans job
• A love addict confesses: My hunger for affairs was as addictive as drugs
• Spurs in the market for £16m Villa as Berbatov replacement
• I was addicted to love - and it was as ruinous as being on hard drugs
• Quinn convinced that Keane will sign a new deal at Sunderland
• In mummy's toesteps: Just like Fergie, Bea plays footsie with an American in the sun
• Back Boris. Bury Ken. Bash Gordon
• Manchester United have become a strangely rattled, snarling pack beset by self-doubt, paranoia and tactical indecision
• GRAND PRIX: Doctors to test Heikki after 160mph horror crash
• Now bikini-clad Rumer Willis recreates mother Demi's famous Charlie's Angels beach scene
• Boxer facing jail for lying to judge that prison would destroy his Olympic dream
• Back Boris. Bury Ken. Bash Gordon
• 'Mum you're going bald,' announced my daughter. And cruelly she was right
• All that was missing was a drummer boy's corpse
• My future is in doubt, Manchester City manager Sven tells his squad
• Darren Clarke, Graeme McDowell, and Rory McIlroy: the three degrees of Ulster brilliance
• Thousands of women taking osteoporosis drug are doubling risk of irregular heartbeat
• I owe my striking success to master of detail Benitez, says Liverpool hotshot Torres
• Too fat to toddle - girl of FIVE who weighed SIX stone, offered hope by new junior fat camp
• Are women really the weaker sex? The intriguing medical facts that settle the oldest argument of all
• Sporting Birthdays - April 29
• iGod - how Apple went bad, and made billions from doing it
• Booming, the bird that saved a species
• Turner's Earners - Tuesday
• Grant will give grieving Lampard time to decide on facing Liverpool
• Doctors to test Kovalainen after 160mph horror crash in Spanish GP
• On This Day - April 29
• Aldwark pair to the manor born
• Good morning, Afghanistan: The dangers of war-torn broadcasting
• Saracens line up World Cup winner Van Heerden to replace Hill
• 'I was crazy for Tom Cruise - and we had a fling,' admits Cher, 16 years his senior
• Darren Clarke, Graeme McDowell, and Rory McIlroy: the three degrees of Ulster brilliance
• Cancer patient Farrah Fawcett has fun on the beach with ex-boyfriend Ryan O'Neal
• Are women really the weaker sex? The intriguing medical facts that settle the oldest argument of all
• Europe-chasing Keane wants Sunderland to follow the examples of Villa and Everton
• 'Mum you're going bald,' announced Jennie Bond's daughter. And the cruel truth was...she was right
• Can starving yourself help combat cancer?
• Southgate hoping for fan boost but Boro have goalkeeping crisis ahead of Portsmouth's visit
• Tired? You need a digestive biscuit
• Is it all a big show or is Katie Hopkins really pregnant?
• I'm just happy to repay Blackburn boss Hughes's faith in me, says 21-goal Santa Cruz
• 'I was crazy for Tom Cruise - and we had a fling,' admits Cher, 16 years his senior
• Braless Janet Jackson suffers yet ANOTHER wardrobe malfunction by almost spilling out of top
• COUNTDOWN TO THE 2,000 GUINEAS: Jimmy Lindley recalls his triumphs and how he prayed for rain
• £15.8m Modric signing shows Spurs ambition, says midfield marauder Jenas
• Tired? You need a digestive biscuit
• Democrat boss issues election ultimatum to Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama
• Abduction attempt close to where Madeleine McCann vanished
• Is it all a big show or is Katie Hopkins really pregnant?
• Look, no life jacket: 'Health and Safety' Bond finally looks at home in a speedboat
• Cancer patient Farrah Fawcett has fun on the beach with ex-boyfriend Ryan O'Neal
• Am I entitled to more from my investment?
• Motorists fury as 'profiteering' Shell and BP post record profits of more than £3million an hour... as petrol prices near £1.50 a litre
• When is the best time to leave work?
• The boatman of the Philippines risking his life in a river of rubbish to collect recycling
• Braless Janet Jackson nearly suffers yet another wardrobe malfunction tripping on the stairs
• How are my dividend earnings taxed?
• Spurs' new signing Luka Modric got caught up in the Balkan war as a child but he still practised his skills every day
• Straw apologises for 10p tax fiasco as Brown braves the campaign trail
• Manchester United v Barcelona: Head to Head
• Mick Hucknall shows off his baby girl (and her ginger locks)
• Paul Sackey vs Stuart Broad
• Sharky the dolphin killed in mid-air collision at Brits' favourite theme park
• Unborn baby saves mother's life after pregnancy hormones reveal a deadly brain tumour
• Charlotte Church the 'Earth Mother' takes her precious Ruby for a stroll
• Royal blackmail defendent says plot was 'act of revenge' over previous sex and drug assault
• Sharky the dolphin killed in mid-air collision at Brits' favourite theme park
• Travellers warned over car hire pitfalls
• Six things you must do in Antwerp
• Simply Red Junior: Mick Hucknall shows off his baby girl (and her ginger locks)
• Wigan Athletic history
• West Ham United history
• Awards highlight achievements of top women entrepreneurs
• Tottenham Hotspur history
• I want to pay off my mortgage now
• Heavens above! The amazing pictures of the artist who 'falls' from skyscrapers
• Sunderland history
• The boatman of the Philippines risking his life in a river of rubbish to collect recycling
• Opec: Petrol to hit £1.50 a litre this year
• Reading history
• Portsmouth history
• Newcastle United history
• Barca boss Rijkaard vows to attack United at Old Trafford
• Middlesbrough history
• Do I need a doctor's note to claim?
• Father confronted by axe-wielding burglars - but police are too busy to turn up for THREE hours
• Well hello, Mr President: Pammy wears 'white trash' dress to White House dinner
• Manchester United history
• Madonna's daughter Lourdes steals her mums glasses to recreate her Eighties superstar look
• Manchester City history
• Top private schools to boycott exam tables, claiming they are misleading
• Liverpool history
• Fulham history
• Everton history
• Kate Beckinsale: 'Losing my dad made me anorexic'
• Look, no life jacket: 'Health and Safety' Bond finally looks at home in a speedboat
• Derby County history
• Violent video game that features beatings and drive-by shootings 'set for huge success'
• Does NS&I have my correct address?
• Chelsea history
• Redknapp: James will be fit for FA Cup Final - but Ashdown is a great deputy
• Bolton Wanderers history
• Beauty and the geek: We road-test the latest hi-tec skincare gadgets
• Blackburn Rovers history
• Birmingham City history
• Pregnant prisoner shackled for 24 hours a day in hospital may take legal action
• MANCHESTER UNITED v BARCELONA: The Managers
• I didn't know I was in the PFA team of the year until my mum said, says Young
• Aston Villa history
• Former Argentine president will not be extradited to face kidnap charges, rules Spain
• Redknapp: James will be fit for FA Cup Final - but Ashdown is a great deputy
• MANCHESTER UNITED v BARCELONA: Head to Head
• Top private schools to boycott exam tables, claiming they are misleading
• SNOOKER: Brilliant maximum seals Ronnie O'Sullivan's place in last eight
• Meet the bittern supermum who saved her species from extinction
• MAN UNITED v BARCELONA: Key Battles
• Surf's up: Incredible picture of the 65ft giant wave (and one brave surfer)
• MANCHESTER UNITED v BARCELONA: Past meetings
• O'Sullivan seals quarter-final place in style with his third Crucible 147
• Barca boss Rijkaard vows to attack United at Old Trafford
• Eriksson's job at Manchester City safe for now after meeting with club's owner
• Unborn baby saves mother's life after pregnancy hormones reveal she has a deadly brain tumour
• Why Beauty Is Truth
• Family sues MoD after soldier accidentally killed himself with his own gun in Iraq
• Mark Speight took children on a 'magical mystery tour', says father in moving funeral tribute
• United boss Sir Alex Ferguson welcomes FA investigation into Battle of Stamford Bridge
• City news in brief: RBS, Tullow Oil, Uniq
• Young: I didn't even know I had been named in the PFA's Premier League team of the year until my mum told me
• Sporting Birthdays - April 29
• Cellar horror case rocks Austria: 'What is wrong with our nation.'
• Coldplay to release their new single free online
• On This Day - April 29
• Sports Quiz - April 29
• VIDEO: See Arsenal's latest wonderkid, Jack Wilshere, 16, rip West Ham apart
• McCann's private detectives investigate attempted abduction of girl just 30 miles from Madeleine resort
• Sport on TV - April 29
• Born Yesterday
• Kerry Katona shows off her post-baby body after dropping three stone on her Special K diet
• Where were you that night, Kate? What grandmother said after she was told that Madeleine had been snatched
• Madonna's daughter Lourdes steals mum's glasses to recreate her Eighties superstar look
• Whatever Makes You Happy
• Coldplay to release their new single free online
• Bank on a brilliant May!
• British holiday doctor killed in jet ski smash after ramming into moored boat
• Chelsea cannot buy Champions League tradition, says Liverpool legend Rush
• Spurs' new signing Luka Modric got caught up in the Balkan war as a child but he still practiced his skills every day
• Bearded Beckham helps LA Galaxy triumph in Major League score-fest
• Wenger delighted that Clichy's not burnt out after playing so often for Gunners
• Church of England delays consecration of first woman bishop by four years
• Analysis: Return of King Coal?
• Newcastle star Geremi aiming to stun former club Chelsea and hand the title to United
• Halle Berry's post-baby body looks just swell
• Well hello, Mr President: Pammy wears 'white trash' dress to White House dinner
• Spurs boss Ramos lining up £4m move for Uruguayan striker Bruno Fornaroli
• Fuel bill summit fails poor
• Pressure group calls on all pensioners to boycott Sainsbury's after it launches campaign to 'Take an old bag shopping'
• Mark Speight took children on a 'magical mystery tour', says father in moving funeral tribute
• China's relief as Olympic Flame finally gets a warm welcome... but only in North Korea
• The secret to eternal youth? Try a tomato
• Hutchings: I got over being sacked at Wigan within a week but now I'm looking forward to the challenge at Derby
• Carew insists Villa must win final two Premier League matches to claim place in Europe
• Great-grandfather denied a bedpan at hospital and told to 'go in bed' dies after catching two superbugs
• Fund Focus: Skandia Global Best Ideas
• Jose Mourinho has not been offered the Liverpool job, potential buyers DIC tell club's fans' group
• The secret of eternal youth: how a tomato-a-day can reverse the effects of ageing
• Golfer uses four iron to save life of diver attacked by 11ft-long alligator in Florida
• Obsessive Rafa puts us through the mill, but I love Liverpool says Torres
• Hop aboard for paradise
• Shocked Austrians ask 'what's wrong with our country?', as they learn the full horror of their third 'girl-in-a-cellar' scandal in two years
• The Secret Scripture by Sebastian Barry (Faber, £16.99)
• VIDEO: See the latest Arsenal kid - 16-year-old Jack Wilshere - rip West Ham apart
• Celebrity styles pay off for ASOS
• Another business flyer goes bust
• Fearne Cotton looks like a right Charlie...Chaplin that is!
• 'I know she feels she let Madeleine down', Kate McCann's mother reveals
• Businessman's amphibious car banded a 'floating coffin' by judge
• Silverjet shrugs off failure of Eos
• MoD faces unprecedented legal action from family of soldier who accidentally killed himself with his own gun in Iraq
• Showing their true colours: THE BLOODY RED BARON by James Palmer
• 'Lackadaisical' justice system freed schizophrenic who killed stranger
• Obsessive Rafa puts us through the mill, Anfield's dressing rooms are too small and Premier League defenders are bullies - but I love life at Liverpool insists Torres
• The amazing pictures of an artist dangling horizontally out of a skyscraper
• 'I’ve lost 2st in a week by just eating cereal,' reveals new mum Kerry Katona
• High on life in 'Aspen on Acid'
• Eriksson job at Manchester City safe for now after meeting with club's owner
• Leeds take French star Anselme on loan
• Surf's up: Incredible picture of the 65ft giant wave (and a brave surfer)
• Boris Johnson admits 'I tried to take cocaine'
• Legendary photographer Annie Leibovitz apologises for taking topless shots of 15-year-old Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus
• M&S may sell food online (and not just its own)
• QPR believe in me more than at former club Plymouth, says midfielder Buzsaky
• Cold facts on hot air: AN APPEAL TO REASON by Nigel Lawson
• Halle Berry's post-baby body looks just swell
• M&S 'to finally sell food online' after store boss describes company as 'fat' and 'complacent'
• REVEALED: The 23 minutes of mayhem that saw United's players lose their cool at the Battle of Stamford Bridge
• Squatters rights for East End 'estate agent'
• Wenger urges Fabianski to make his mark for Arsenal at Derby
• Obama denies he's 'ducking out' of TV debate with Hillary as race divides votes
• Meet V, the bittern supermum who saved her species from extinction
• Fearne Cotton looks like a right Charlie...Chaplin that is!
• Smoking cigarettes increases chances of suffering from depression
• Bolton old boy Jardel lifts the lid on cocaine abuse in football
• Rebel sisters await judgment on inheritance tax appeal
• RBS rights issue: difficult call for investors
• China's relief as Olympic Flame finally gets a warm welcome... but only in North Korea
• Harbhajan hit with 11-game suspension following bust-up with Sreesanth
• Cameron launches daring raid into Labour territory as he claims: 'Gordon Brown made child poverty worse'
• Legendary photographer Annie Leibovitz apologises for taking topless shots of 15-year-old Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus
• Golfer uses four iron to save life of diver attacked by 11ft-long alligator in Florida
• Vidic and Rooney miss training and remain doubts for United-Barca showdown
• Chelsea cannot buy Champions League tradition until they win European trophy, says Liverpool legend Ian Rush
• Workers who share in success
• REVEALED: The 23-minute meltdown that saw United's players lose their cool at the Battle of Stamford Bridge
• Indian PM calls 500,000 aborted female foetuses a year a 'national shame'
• McCann twins pick up the phone every day to ask 'Where are you Madeleine?
• Furious Johnson denies reports he plans to leave Everton in summer
• Nationwide increases size of deposit
• Eurotunnel shares suspended
• MOTOR RACING: 'Impossible' for Max Mosley to keep FIA presidency after sex shame, insists Sir Jackie Stewart
• The moment of madness when Chelsea staff and Manchester United players clash after 'racism row' at Stamford Bridge
• Indian PM calls 500,000 aborted female foetuses a year a 'national shame'
• Cabbage the puppy mutilated by dog-fighting thugs is on road to recovery
• 'Lackadaisical' justice system freed paranoid schizophrenic who killed stranger on bus
• ATHLETICS: 'Blade Runner' Oscar Pistorius challenges Olympic ban
• Smoking cigarettes increases chances of suffering from depression
• A totally Tuscan triumph
• Satellite launch takes EU step closer to rivalling American sat nav dominance
• I based my kids' book on my own childhood ... that's why it's so crazy, says Geri Halliwell
• HORSE RACING: Gosden talks down chances of a Classics clean sweep
• BA passengers left stranded as pilots say: 'We can't fly home, we've no spare wheel'
• 'Do I look sexy today, Baby. C'mon, a girl's gotta know,' asks Raquel Welch
• 'Blade Runner' Pistorius challenges Olympic ban
• Cabbage the pathetic puppy who was mutilated by dog-fighting thugs
• Ronaldo wins PFA gong but no Chelsea player makes the team of the year
• Max Mosley should not be allowed to stay on as FIA president after sex shame, insists Sir Jackie Stewart
• Bolton old boy Jardel lifts the lid on cocaine abuse in football
• Obama denies he's 'ducking out' of TV debate with Hillary as race divides votes
• Earn instant interest on new e-bond
• RUGBY UNION: Leicester skipper Corry signs one-year extension with Tigers
• John Travolta toughens up to play a mafia boss in The Taking of Pelham 123 remake
• Leicester skipper Corry extends his stay with Tigers
• Boris Johnson admits: 'I tried to take cocaine'
• Ageing disgracefully: Low-cut Lulu gives Girls Aloud a run for their money at the age of 59
• TENNIS: Murray climbs world rankings after impressive clay court wins
• London property hits big freeze
• Murray to take on Ancic in Barcelona
• Mothers are unaware of cancer protection from breastfeeding
• Gosden talks down chances of a clean sweep in this season's five British Classics
• An Inspector Calls: Chelsea
• John Travolta toughens up to play a mafia boss in The Taking of Pelham 123 remake
• Vidic and Rooney miss Manchester United training and remain doubts for Barca showdown
• Keeper Taylor rues sloppy defending as Birmingham battle to survive
• Chelsea close in on £50m Kaka as part of their £100m summer rebuilding
• Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr sets Orlando Bloom's heart racing
• Cas sensation Westerman will stay in the Jungle
• Citizens Advice Bureau forced to close
• 'My cat doesn't match my new carpet': The bizarre excuses behind the huge rise in abandoned pets
• Continental-UA tie-up grounded
• Big Brother winner Brian Belo collapses in a mess after bender
• Wigan chief Noble enters race for Catalans job
• Big Brother winner Brian Belo collapses in a mess after bender
• 'My cat doesn't match my new carpet': The bizarre excuses behind the huge rise in abandoned pets
• New signing Modric reveals Ramos is why he chose White Hart Lane
• Microsoft turns up heat on Yahoo
• Lampard back to boost Chelsea's quest for Champions League glory
• Influx of migrants affecting grades of British pupils, warns Lib Dem leader
• FASHION INSIDER
• British holiday doctor killed in jet ski smash after ramming into moored boat in Australia
• Mothers are unaware of cancer protection from breastfeeding
• Chelsea close in on £50m Kaka as part of their £100m summer rebuilding
• Kate McCann is 'a cold actress', claims embittered police chief sacked from Madeleine investigation
• Banks eye cost cuts on broking
• WPC kicked unconscious by 30-strong drunken teenage gang for asking them not to throw popcorn on a tram
• Saracens sign World Cup winner van Heerden as replacement for Hill
• I based my kids' book on my own childhood ... that's why it's so crazy, says Geri Halliwell
• The ride of your life
• Pictured: My Family star Kris Marshall face down on the pavement moments after being struck by car
• I’m not going to keep this secret any more...I want Daniel Galvin to support his child, says Gayner Goodman
• Students confident over jobs
• All Blacks boss Shand names squad to face England and Ireland
• Has bearded and shaven-headed David Beckham joined the Taliban?
• Influx of migrants affecting grades of British pupils, warns Lib Dem leader
• Eboue vows to repay Wenger's faith by shining on right of midfield
• Israeli PM says 'sorry' after Palestinian mother and four children killed in their home
• Whitbread's profits rise to £210m
• Weir still in control, says Rangers veteran defender after Celtic Park defeat
• Time to end the banks' cosy club
• Tottenham boss Juande Ramos lining up a surprise £4m move for Uruguayan striker Bruno Fornaroli
• Kate McCann is 'a cold actress', claims embittered police chief sacked from Madeleine investigation
• No mercy: Baggies look to pile on the misery for relegation-haunted Saints
• Grangemouth strike adds to oil fears
• Cannabis: At last a U-turn as Brown admits it was mistake to go soft on drug
• Jewell wants young Gunners to fire Derby back to the top flight
• A round-up of the newspapers: Monday
• WPC kicked unconscious by 30-strong gang of teenage drunks after she asked them not to throw popcorn on a tram
• Millwall boss Kenny Jackett set to discuss Neil Harris' future with board after striker's outstanding display against Carlisle
• Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr sets Orlando Bloom's heart racing
• Drogba won the battle but Ballack emerged triumphant for Chelsea
• The Last Post
• Prepare for the sting
• Young Britons snub seaside resorts
• Cannabis U-turn: Four years on, Brown concedes it was a mistake to go soft on drug
• FA to view footage of United and Chelsea's Stamford Bridge brawl
• OFT extends 'price-fixing' probe
• Britney takes a break from the gym and hits the beach ... only to spill out of tiny bikini
• No one can complain if we don't reach the play-offs, says Palace boss Neil Warnock
• Pregnant and craving spicy food? You are probably carrying a boy
• I'm a big fan of Spurs boss Ramos - new signing Modric reveals reasons for White Hart Lane move
• Jailed for life: Binge-drinking 'feral thugs' who kicked to death gap year student because she was dressed as a Goth
• Ageing disgracefully: Low-cut Lulu gives Girls Aloud a run for their money at the age of 59
• Buffett brokers Mars' $23bn Wrigley swoop
• House prices now falling year on year as economists warn credit crunch 'will see 33,000 lose their home'
• Fergie's reality TV show 'in doubt' after star is arrested over drugs death
• Wicked Snippets
• Headache for Hodgson as Fulham prepare for crunch clash with Birmingham
• Thanks, Fergie & Co for reminding us why we all hate Man United with such a passion
• HBOS tests City's taste for a £4bn share issue
• United boss Ferguson will remember past heartache when West Ham come to town
• Nationwide scraps all loans above £500,000 and demands 25% from customers with standard variable rate
• The hard lesson for Rich List newcomers
• Stagecoach rolls on with more passengers
• 'UN covered up claims corrupt peacekeepers sold arms to rebels in DR Congo'
• Kelly turns to ex-boyfriend Jason Statham for a shoulder to cry on
• Derby destroyed by Arsenal's six-shooters at Pride Park
• More than 80 people killed as two passenger trains collide and topple into a ditch in China
• Electoral system is close to breaking point and vulnerable to large-scale fraud
• Mother of goth student kicked to death by binge drinking teens attacks rise of 'skunk' cannabis
• William has a gym built for Kate at Clarence House
• April 28 - Chelsea will stand by their groundsman
• Lampard back to boost Chelsea's quest for Champions League glory
• Biella Italia: A look inside the home of Escada artistic director Damiano Biella
• Beauty queen tops richest women list
• Umbrellas replace parasols as hottest day of the year makes way for rain
• Royal rear: Mike darling, does one's bum look big in this?
• Crime victims 'seeking revenge from community fixers' says chief constable
• Nurses are too busy to help patients because 'they are drowning in paperwork'
• Has bearded and shaven-headed David Beckham joined the Taliban?
• Tories accused of stealing Government plans with pledge to give free financial advice to all
• Analyse This: Inside the head of Christian Bale
• Gwyneth snubs her in-laws
• Why social networks are ok
• UBM set to flee UK tax regime
• At least 70 people killed as two passenger trains collide and topple into a ditch in China
• Final-salary schemes 'extinct in 10 years'
• Sienna slips away from fiancé Rhys Ifans for a solo festival trip...and gets a hug from Hollywood hunk Jared Leto
• 'Gordon Brown has put 100,000 more children into poverty', claims David Cameron, in new attack on traditional Labour territory
• Four members of Premiership star's family killed in house massacre
• What the back pages of the papers say - April 28
• Boy condemned to blindness has sight restored with gene therapy
• Price-fixing swoop on 'big four' stores
• Britain's Got Talent: The eight-year-old comic who returned to make fun of Simon Cowell
• Travel firms add huge fees to holiday bills
• HBOS 'considering £5bn shares issue'
• Fatal shootings and stabbings are up by more than a quarter under Labour
• Amy's mum: Yes, she's got a new man and he's a sweet, gentle boy
• Tories' biggest donor reveals he has been a sex addict for years
• Duchess of York's sink estate reality TV show 'in doubt' after star is arrested over friend's drug death
• Girls Aloud perform at millionaire's lavish 70th birthday party as a surprise for grandchildren
• Fears of gas price hike of 20 per cent as pipeline shuts and 1,200 walk out
• Nazi treasure, giant scorpions... and a crystal skull: The adventures of the REAL Indiana Jones
• Fuel crisis: Strike 'could put gas up 20%'
• Fashion news: Cuff love, tea candles and bags from the Big Apple
• Crime victims 'seeking revenge from community fixers' says chief constable
• THANKS Fergie & Co for reminding us why we all hate United with such passion<br />MODRIC - Luka over your shoulder and dump never-achieving Spurs while you still can <br />LEEDS are too big for League One but don't deserve their 15 points back
• Pictured: My Family star Kris Marshall face down on the pavement moments after being struck by car
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• Market report: Monday close
• Electoral system is close to breaking point and vulnerable to large-scale fraud
• Boy condemned to blindness has sight restored with gene therapy - giving hope to thousands with failing eyesight
• Nationwide scraps all loans above £500,000 and demands 25% from customers with standard variable rate 'to limit its business'
• Credit turmoil 'will see 33,000 lose their homes'
• House prices now falling year on year as economists warn credit crunch 'will see 33,000 lose their home'
• Fallen Starr: After insulting his home town and falling out with Macca, how Ringo's comeback dreams died
• Bad manners are the biggest problem facing Britain, says study - and parents are to blame
• Ramos effect made up my mind to join Spurs, says new boy Modric as he eyes big European nights
• No turn unstoned! One actor explains what it feels like when the critics leave...
• No turn unstoned! One actor in Gone With The Wind tells how it feels to get universally stinking reviews