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• Chelsea v Liverpool European history: Three goals in nine hours, but always lots to talk about
• Stirling Castle besieged by the turbine army
• City move for Moscow-based Brazilian striker Jo
• As classroom militants march again, Blair's son could be joining the action
• Forget Iraq, Afghanistan's turning into a disaster too
• There's just no money in the kitty to meet these demands
• Scientists discover insect repellant that makes humans 'invisible' to midges
• There's just no money in the kitty to meet the teachers' demands
• Forget Iraq - now AFGHANISTAN is turning into a disaster
• It was just a tiny mole on the back of my leg - but it could have killed me
• Spring has sprung despite the recent chill as May flowers arrive early
• Daily Mail Comment: Bailout to the banks is a necessary evil
• Yvette's unlovely voice that pierces earwax like a hot pin
• Activist: NUT general secretary holds views 'to the left of old Labour'
• PAUL WATSON: Why sneering reality television is as bad as the Roman amphitheatre
• Blair's son could be joining the NUT strike
• Olympics bill could soar to £12billion - FIVE times original estimate, warn MPs
• 6.8million families face a sting in their power bill
• MP Lembit Opik to marry Cheeky Girl Gabriela Irimia after proposing in Rome
• Why sneering reality television is as bad as the Roman amphitheatre
• Darling: Banks must help families who fall behind with the mortgages
• 'My violent father beat us so viciously it broke bones,' reveals Jerry Hall
• Bond girl Gemma Arterton shows up D-listers at film premiere
• Gillett stirs the pot at Liverpool by inviting Dubai predators to Chelsea clash
• The iPad: A highly technological granny flat for your digital old age
• MP Lembit Opik to marry Cheeky Girl Gabriela Irimia after proposing in Rome
• Activist with views to the left of Old Labour
• 'Five years ago doctors said I might not be here,' says triumphant Holby City cancer star
• Birmingham co-owner Sullivan raps City of London police over bungs probe
• Terry says Chelsea 'mean business' as he tries to stop Anfield hat-trick
• Revealed . . . Elvis's secret visit to London (with a little help from rock rival Tommy Steele)
• 'Five years ago doctors said I might not be here,' says triumphant Holby City cancer star
• RUGBY UNION: South Africa in disarray after coach Parreira resigns
• Drivers told not to panic as strike closes major refinery, protesters threaten blockade and oil hits new high
• Here is the BBC News ... sorry if the new swirling logo makes you feel dizzy
• 5,000 schools will be hit as teachers stage 24-hour strike over pay
• Ronaldinho still gets my vote, says United old-boy Larsson
• Why bailing out the banks is a necessary evil
• We need to do double to prove Fergie right, says United hot-shot Ronaldo
• Jewell to tempt Everton's Carsley to Derby
• Pictured: The moment a royal gunner lost her majesty
• The boss who paid £150,000 to save his chauffeur from leukaemia
• Could eating chocolate save your baby's life?
• Coleen McLoughlin dumped as face of Asda as retail giant bids to go upmarket
• Glass implants could revolutionise healing of damaged bones and broken hips, report British scientists
• Scheming Heather told Sir Paul 'Marry me or it's over', says former friend and £10,000-a-night ex-prostitute
• Sun, sand, sex and stupidity: Why thousands of middle-aged women are obsessed with holiday gigolos
• It all sounds so easy...but laser hair removal could scar you for life
• 'My violent father beat us so viciously it broke bones,' reveals Jerry Hall
• Premier League rivals battle it out for Crewe striker Maynard
• Reading's Coppell recalls on-loan striker Lita
• Stop your gossiping, nurse! But that's just one symptom of the bigger crisis facing the NHS
• Revealed: Elvis's secret visit to London (with a little help from rock rival Tommy Steele)
• Grant has his chance to put one over on Mourinho in Champions League
• The new barbarians: How the rich, beautiful and famous are backing boxing
• Why gossiping nurses are a symptom of an NHS in crisis
• Women just don't want the same kind of success as men
• Tottenham to capture unhappy defender Ben Haim from Chelsea
• Lowe regains power at Southampton
• The shocking picture that shows how a wind farm has disfigured one of Britain's loveliest landscapes
• Sun, sex and stupidity: Rise of divorced women indulging in sex tourism
• Terry says Chelsea 'mean business' as he tries to stop Anfield hat-trick
• Gillett stirs the pot at Liverpool by inviting Dubai predators to Chelsea clash
• Introducing the iPad: A granny flat for your digital old age
• This team is my best ever, claims Liverpool boss Benitez
• Scheming Heather told Sir Paul 'Marry me or it's over', says ex-prostitute
• The boss who paid £150,000 to save his chauffeur from leukaemia
• Why women don't want top jobs, by a feminist
• Sulky skills don’t fit Chelsea brand
• If Two Jags is bulimic, then I'm a size zero
• New man Baker is looking a safe bet with Findlay
• The new barbarians: How the rich and famous are backing boxing
• Kids' vitamins on trial: Packed with goodness or dangerous junk?
• CRICKET: Patient Key pushes the Test door open again with England
• Ronaldinho still gets my vote, says United old-boy Larsson
• Bolger keen on the Irish Approach after snubbing the Derby
• If Two Jags is bulimic, then I'm a size zero
• Great expectations at United - We need to do double to prove Fergie right, says Ronaldo
• Kids' vitamins on trial: Packed with goodness or just a load of dangerous junk?
• Turner's Earners - Tuesday
• Bill for London Olympics could soar to over £12bn - FIVE TIMES estimate
• City move for Moscow-based Brazilian striker Jo
• RUGBY UNION: Wilkinson will miss England's tour of New Zealand
• Jewell to tempt Everton's Carsley to Derby
• Reading's Coppell recalls striker Lita
• Wilkinson will miss England's tour of New Zealand to have more surgery
• BOXING: 'Bully' Hopkins tried to cheat his way to victory, insists Calzaghe
• Bolton and Boro battle it out for Crewe's Maynard
• A woman's menstrual cycle is key to giving up smoking, say scientists
• Lowe regains power at Southampton
• South Africa coach Parreira resigns
• SNOOKER: That's as tough as it gets, admits survivor Hendry
• Spurs to capture unhappy Ben Haim from Chelsea
• Birmingham co-owner Sullivan raps City of London police
• Grandmother dies after NHS cancer treatment is withdrawn because she paid privately for life-extending drug
• It was just a tiny mole on the back of my leg - but it could have killed me
• ATHLETICS: Lewis-Francis ruled out of the Olympics by Achilles injury
• Chelsea v Liverpool European history: Three goals in nine hours, but always lots to talk about
• Why a new generation are digging for victory: Soaring food bills drive Britons to grow their own food in credit crunch
• Bond girl Gemma Arterton shows up D-listers at film premiere
• This team is my best ever, says Liverpool boss Benitez
• A club that brings real happiness for Monty
• RUGBY LEAGUE: Goulding scolding after red card in Challenge Cup defeat
• On This Day - April 22
• UEFA Cup qualifying - how it works
• Coleen McLoughlin dumped as face of Asda as retail giant bids to go upmarket
• Apple juice can tame upset tums
• Sulky skills don’t fit Chelsea brand
• Families face a sting in their power bill
• Force is with Villa as battle hots up for a UEFA Cup passport
• Patient Key pushes the Test door open again after making England's performance squad
• Why they are in the pink at Lord's
• JANE CLARKE: Apple juice can tame upset tums
• Daily Mail Foursomes: Shire boys show the Seve spirit on debut
• A club that brings real happiness for Monty
• Another 94 data gaffes reported since HMRC lost child benefit discs
• Goulding scolding after red card in Challenge Cup defeat
• Sporting Birthdays - April 22
• Here is the news...sorry if it's making you feel dizzy: Latest BBC logo leaves viewers feeling nauseous
• Saracens step up their big money campaign to get All Black Carter
• Spice Girl takes Flipz on a romantic double date with George Michael and his boyfriend
• 'Bully' Hopkins tried to cheat his way to victory in Las Vegas, insists Calzaghe
• The pressure is really on as Sunderland take on Boro, says Gordon
• Gas and electricity prices rise by record one-day amount as oil cost hits all-time high
• Ebanks-Blake fighting fit for Wolves play-off push
• Killed by anorexia: The leading female professor who specialised in health and psychology
• Jaguar boss leaves wife of 30 years for younger model - from Ford
• ROY HATTERSLEY: Hooray for Blackpool, the home of fun, sea and sand
• You're nicked: Corrie's Leanne feels the long arm of the law after arson plot is foiled
• Jaguar boss leaves wife of 30 years for younger model - from Ford
• Hooray for the home of fun, sea and sand
• Clinton's clashes ahead of make-or-break vote
• Geri takes new man on double-date with George Michael and his boyfriend
• Distraught Lewis-Francis ruled out of the Olympics after suffering an achilles injury
• Del Piero stands by for Italy as Totti gives way
• Whitehead stirs Sunderland's spirits after derby disappointment
• Referee Wiley to take charge of Chelsea v United
• Ex-policeman arrested over axe murder of private eye 21 years ago
• Skipper Barry hugely valuable to Villa's future, say team-mates
• That's as tough as it gets, admits survivor Hendry
• German bank bans staff from putting brothels on expenses
• £1m-a-year female banker 'hounded out of job for not fitting in with boys' club'
• Everton boss Moyes faces battle with Boro to sign Bosnia striker Misimovic
• Jailed: The 'arrogant' road-rage businessman who gouged a motorist's eyes ... after being asked to close the door of his Bentley
• Sensational Spice: Mel B reveals her stunning figure modelling lingerie for the first time
• You're nicked: Corrie's Leanne feels the long arm of the law after arson plot is foiled
• Mort ready to secure Owen on a long-term deal at Newcastle
• Fever forces Henry to sit out Barcelona training ahead of United clash
• Bolger lines up Angels Story for Irish Oaks
• Mayor filmed refereeing football matches despite claiming disability benefits for not being able to walk
• Guilty pleasures: Flapjacks
• Fever forces Henry to sit out Barcelona training ahead of United clash
• A woman's menstrual cycle is key to giving up smoking, say scientists
• Britons turn to home-grown veg to counter soaring cost of living
• UK faces fig roll shortage after disease hits wasps and heat hinders crops
• Chelsea grabs pizza the football camp action
• Under-18s face sunbed ban in bid to stop skin cancer rates soaring
• Villa played us off the park and looked like they wanted it more - City star Jerome admits derby shame
• United defender Brown puts pen to paper on four-year deal to stay at Old Trafford
• The city high flyer 'hounded out of her job because she didn't fit in with the 'boys club'
• Motionless in marvellous Mauritius
• Under 18s face sunbed ban in Government plans to stop skin cancer rates soaring
• Should I wait to sell my endowment?
• Ronaldo: We'll know by the end of the season if this is best United team ever
• Georgia accuses Russian MiG of shooting down spy drone in revenge for bid to join NATO
• Invesco axes below-par investment funds
• Pictured: The woman trooper who made a blooper at the 41-gun salute to mark the Queen's birthday
• Community policeman charged with groping women on the job
• Abbey hikes deposits for tracker mortgages
• Fund focus: New Star upbeat as trust falls
• Hiddink dismisses link with Chelsea and says: 'I'm staying with Russia until 2010'
• Credit crunch hits City bankers' expense accounts (including trips to brothels)
• Hiddink set to stay on as Russia coach after agent denies link to Chelsea
• BAE in new corruption probe as Tanzanian minister resigns over controversial radar deal
• Posh and Katie reunited at the Beckhams' A-list Hollywood birthday party
• Jaguar chief leaves wife of 30 years for younger model - from Ford
• Ex-England coach Robinson joins Scotland set-up for Argentina tour
• Italy's BNP 'will get key posts' in Berlusconi's new cabinet after surprise election success
• Fake-death Alzheimer's film-maker Paul Watson slams Simon Cowell and 'sneering reality TV'
• Guilty pleasures: Smoked mackerel paté
• Amanda: I've not had my lips plumped up, says Britain's Got Talent star
• Manager Strachan desperate to keep Nakamura at Celtic next season
• Derren Brown shatters female fans illusions as he admits: 'I am gay and in the perfect relationship'
• The real cost of living in London
• How to shine in the gold rush
• Credit card companies are rejecting 18,000 applications every day
• Turning into twins: Lovebirds Kate Moss and Jamie Hince are a match made in fashion
• Taming Torres is the key to ending Liverpool's Euro hopes, says Chelsea defender Carvalho
• UK faces fig roll shortage after disease hits pollinating wasp and heat hinders crops
• Savings bonds a good long-term deal
• Drivers risk a roadside holiday nightmare
• Miliband accuses Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe of trying to steal the election
• We'll know by the end of the season if this is the best Manchester United team ever, insists Ronaldo
• 'Mugabe is beating his own people to death,' warns Foreign Secretary David Miliband
• Damning report to end BAA's stranglehold over millions of passengers
• Reading recall Lita from loan spell with Charlton to help in their relegation fight
• See the world... in one book!
• Is Renee Zellweger turning into her on-screen character Bridget Jones?
• Bosnian doctor on the run after he crushed baby's skull at birth
• Guilty pleasures: Beef fajitas
• Mayor filmed refereeing football matches despite claiming benefits for not being able to walk
• Westlife's Kian Egan escapes to Barbados with fiancée Jodi Albert as wedding plans begin
• Guilty pleasures: Prawn Cocktail
• Russian capsule carrying South Korea's first astronaut lands in pall of smoke ... much to the surprise of Kazakh locals
• It's the most important week of our season, says United defender Evra
• China starts campaign of 'patriotic education' in Tibet to turn people against Dalai Lama
• Posh and Katie reunited at the Beckhams' A-list Hollywood joint birthday party
• United are favourites but that just makes us more determined, says Barcelona's Eto'o
• Bosnian doctor flees Britain after crushing baby's skull with forceps
• LIVERPOOL v Chelsea: Gerrard fighting fit for Reds
• Naughty knight as Penelope Cruz strips for steamy scenes with Sir Ben Kingsley
• How small businesses can offer benefits
• Bonuses 'were out of control' at UBS
• BAA forced to sell off Gatwick after competition watchdog accuses it of ripping off millions of passengers
• Policeman charged with indecent assault for regularly groping women on the job
• Jailed: Man who slashed 12-year-old boy's throat during botched burglary
• Bionic eye implants make blind 'see again' in pioneer operation
• United are favourites but that just makes us more determined, says Barcelona's Eto'o
• We're facing the most important week of our season, insists Manchester United defender Patrice Evra
• Student's plot to 'punish rich boys with good-looking girlfriends' thwarted after explosives sent to his mum and dad
• Eastenders star's lover jailed for 21 years for stabbing man to death
• An Inspector Calls: Porthkerry
• Shouldn't sick baby Princess Tiáamii be tucked up in bed, Jordan?
• Reading recall striker Leroy Lita from loan spell with Charlton in bid to avoid relegation from the Premier League
• CRICKET: Carberry, Rashid and Tredwell called up to England squad
• Even cuckoos stay away as sharp fall in migrating birds means a quiet start to spring
• Housing market not fixed by Bank's £50bn
• Liverpool v CHELSEA: Midfielder Lampard back to boost Blues
• Clinton denies making new Obama/Osama link in latest desperate attacking ad
• No problems for Murray in Monte Carlo as Lopez is brushed aside
• Joss Stone's tirade at Government's treatment of soldiers as she agrees to help princes in charity concert
• Bank charges decision on Thursday
• Protesters dressed as orangutans target beauty company Dove for destroying animal's forests
• Father of four taken to court and fined ... because he overfilled his wheelie-bin by just four inches
• No quick fix on home loans, warns Darling
• Selfridges sparks row by refusing to light up iconic store to mark St George's Day
• World's longest-ruling political party loses power in Paraguay to bearded, sandal-wearing former bishop
• Jailed: The man who slashed a 12-year-old boy's throat during botched burglary
• Harry reunited with wounded marine he met on plane back from Afghanistan
• Bionic eye implants make blind 'see again' in pioneering operation
• Cheryl Cole steps out looking painfully thin as friends worry she is 'wasting away'
• Chelsea set to miss out as striker Palacio opts to stay with Boca
• Spurs boss Ramos happy to invite Newcastle bid for Gardner
• Top student's plot to 'punish rich boys with good-looking girlfriends' thwarted after bomb material is delivered to his parents
• Guilty: Boyfriend of EastEnders star faces life behind bars for stabbing man to death
• Westlife's Kian Egan and Jodi Albert make their wedding plans in the Barbados sun
• Scouse shelf-stacker becomes Chinese heartthrob after learning language at local takeaway
• Gordon Brown's latest bid to improve dour image: A call to singer Shakira and a noteless 'Cameron-esque' speech
• Useful contacts
• Bowls player claimed £60,000 in benefits by pretending he could barely walk, court hears
• Hamas would let Israel 'live as a neighbour in peace', says former U.S. President Jimmy Carter
• The Crafty Traveller: Center Parcs on the cheap
• What are the odds of finding ET? Slim to none says professor
• Aussie legend Warne laments English absence in Indian Premier League
• Former Scotland defender McNamara calls time on Aberdeen career
• Manager Arsene Wenger to blood goalkeeper Lukasz Fabianski for Arsenal's last remaining two matches
• Artichoke, olive and lemon pasta
• RUGBY UNION: Cipriani is England's first choice as rival misses NZ tour
• Spurs boss Ramos happy to invite Newcastle bid for Gardner
• Cuckoos disappearing from Britain as number of birds migrating from Africa plummets 80%
• Aurelio: We've got fourth place sewn up - now let's dump Chelsea out of the Champions League
• Celebrations of a lifetime
• Primark defies the retail gloom
• Harry reunited with the injured marine he called 'the real hero of Afghanistan'
• Taming Torres is the key to ending Reds's Euro hopes, says Chelsea defender Carvalho
• PICTURE SPECIAL: 'Injured' Gerrard trains with Liverpool ahead of Champions League showdown with Chelsea
• Gordon Ramsay sued for £500,000 by restaurant manager he branded a 'lazy t*****' on U.S. show
• Shares focus: Shire move gets tongues wagging
• 'Sims' creator lets people play God in new computer game
• Naomi returns to Heathrow with a friendly smile for the officers who arrested her
• Father of four taken to court and fined ... because he overfilled his wheelie-bin by just four inches
• Naughty knight as Penelope Cruz strips for steamy scenes with Sir Ben Kingsley
• ECB name 26-man England Performance Squad including three players uncapped at international level
• We can break Chelsea's unbeaten run at the Bridge, says United boss Sir Alex
• Halliburton may snatch Expro
• Everton boss Moyes could call on Gosling for final Euro push
• Wizard! Daniel Radcliffe spellbound by mystery Australian beauty
• Shouldn't sick baby Princess Tiáamii be tucked up in bed, Jordan?
• Benfica offer Chelsea manager Avram Grant escape route to Portugal if axe falls at Stamford Bridge
• Electric jellyfish star at world's largest technology fair
• New Approach looks set to miss Epsom
• Credit card companies are rejecting 18,000 applications every day
• We acted fast to beat the mortgage crunch
• We can break Chelsea's unbeaten run at Stamford Bridge, says Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson
• PICTURE SPECIAL: 'Injured' Gerrard trains with Liverpool ahead of Champions League showdown with Chelsea
• Slap of the day could end Hleb's season and make life difficult for Gunners
• Turning into twins: Lovebirds Kate Moss and Jamie Hince are a match made in fashion
• Scouse shelf-stacker becomes Chinese heartthrob after learning language at local takeaway
• Don't sleep with your dog: Government vet's warning to pet owners
• On Saint Tropez's gigolo beach
• Liz Jones takes to the sky
• First-time buyers in London at all-time low
• Last.fm aims to stage global talent contest
• Andrew Lloyd Webber proves he'll do anything to remove unsightly eye bags
• Jade Goody gets up close and personal with another girl
• City's Sullivan slams City of London Police's 'sneaky publicity stunt'
• Win a trip on the Orient Express!
• Bikini-clad Fergie makes a splash in the Bahamas
• Gordon Ramsay sued for £500,000 by restaurant manager he branded a 'lazy t*****' on U.S. show
• Benfica offer Chelsea manager Avram Grant escape route to Portugal if axe falls at Stamford Bridge
• Car loan overhaul to hit poorest buyers
• Vegetable seed sales increase by 60 per cent as Britons attempt to save money while credit crunch hits
• New threat to NU windfalls
• How to ask Dr Scurr your health questions
• Bumpy landing 'scares' South Korea's first astronaut
• Cheryl Cole steps out looking painfully thin as friends worry she is 'wasting away'
• Naomi returns to Heathrow with a friendly smile for the officers who arrested her
• David Miliband backs Pakistan's plan to negotiate with Islamic extremists
• Frank Lampard declares himself available for Chelsea ahead of Champions League clash at Liverpool
• Midas Extra archive: April
• Crunch time near on Yahoo's future
• Killer of headteacher Philip Lawrence to spend extra year in jail only to ensure release
• Slap of the day could end Hleb's season and make life difficult for Gunners
• Philip Lawrence's killer: Why I need to spend an extra year behind bars
• Bored Jennifer Aniston soaks up the Miami sun alone in her white bikini
• Everton manager Moyes faces battle with Boro to sign £1m-rated Bosnia striker Misimovic
• Why donating his kidney has made Dr Scurr a better GP
• In at the shark end
• World leaders given Big Brother makeover in new online series
• Don't sleep with your dog: Top government vet warns you could catch MRSA
• SPA REPORT: Capri Palace hotel and spa, Capri, Italy
• Customers still suffer 'crazy' bank charges
• Price of wine to leap 10%
• Hamas would let Israel 'live as a neighbour next door in peace', says former U.S. President Jimmy Carter
• O'Neill hopes to inspire Villa to see off Everton and snatch UEFA Cup slot
• Bored Jennifer Aniston soaks up the Miami sun alone in her white bikini
• Cipriani is clear first choice for England as rival Wilkinson misses New Zealand tour to undergo shoulder operation
• GM wheels out China fightback
• Woman confronts conman lover 'who fleeced her out of £600,000 and claimed to be illegitimate son of Edmund de Rothschild'
• The Viagra Monologues: the very public YouTube revenge of one 'wronged' wife
• Ligue 1: Last-gasp Micoud claims derby glory for Bordeaux
• Jade Goody gets up close and personal with another girl
• Bees under threat as pollution means flowers are losing their natural scent
• Primera Liga: Real have one hand on the title after easy win at Santander
• Rolling down to Marrakech
• Birmingham co-owner Sullivan slams City of London Police's 'sneaky publicity stunt'
• Office staff do just FOUR hours' work a day because of email overload
• Shot in the arm from Novartis
• Bundesliga: Koller edges Nurnberg towards safety
• Bank rights issues
• My top Gunners will stay and help us reach the promised land, says Wenger
• Palace manager Warnock facing threat of legal action from raging Rafa
• Eredivisie: Dutch masters PSV claim fourth title in a row
• Police chief blames smoking ban and cheap alcohol for rise in domestic violence
• Bank holiday for St George?
• Coral flourishing at nuclear test site - because humans were driven away
• Don't expect miracles from Andy Murray on clay yet, says former world No2 Alex Corretja
• Serie A: Cruz strikes to leave Inter six points clear
• Dry Another Day: Bond's Aston Martin crashes into lake - on its way to movie set
• Brown's latest bid to improve dour image: A phone call to booty-shaking singer Shakira and a noteless 'Cameron-esque' speech
• Iraq war wounded could use stem cells to regrow lost limbs, says Pentagon
• Paramount plan for film channel
• Hedge fund's threat to quit capital in non-dom protest
• Daisy Dooley does divorce
• Bikini-clad Fergie makes a splash in the Bahamas
• BAE in new corruption probe as Tanzanian minister resigns over £500,000 bribery claim
• Am I bovvered? Sven has no fears about crunch meeting with City owner Thaksin
• Parcel of losses woe at City Link
• Catherine Zeta Jones the fight groupie joins A-list heavyweights in crowd for Calzaghe fight
• Joss Stone's tirade at government's treatment of soldiers as she agrees to help William and Harry in charity concert
• 10p rate: 'My income tax bill has doubled'
• O'Neill challenges Villa to see off Everton and snatch UEFA Cup slot
• We can still avoid the drop and I won't stop believing, insists Fulham manager Roy Hodgson
• U.S. pastor who smuggled bullets into Russia is jailed for three years
• Nancy Dell'Olio: 'I have boyfriends, but my love for Sven will never die'
• EMI annouces new A&R chief
• 'Remember me?' Women fleeced out of £600,000 by lover claiming to be illegitimate son of Edmund de Rothschild confronts conman
• My top Gunners will stay and help us reach the promised land, predicts confident Wenger
• Economic power is shifting to the East
• 10-hour delay for Eurostar passengers
• Frank Lampard declares himself available for Chelsea ahead of Champions League semi-final at Liverpool
• BA handing out millions of free air miles
• Don't hammer us when we win - Green issues plea to West Ham faithful
• Ewe are one in a million: Sheep gives birth to FIVE lambs
• Singapore fund recession alert
• Who needs retirement?
• Olympic flame relay will start in Japanese car park after Buddhist temple pulls out over pro-Tibet protests
• Palace manager Warnock facing threat of legal action from raging Rafa as Liverpool boss blasts back
• Chinese onlookers attack five-year-old boy who unfurled a Tibetan flag as Olympic flame reaches Malaysia
• Oil rises as Opec refuses to raise output
• BOXING: One more fight and I'm done, insists victorious Joe Calzaghe
• Strictly coming dancing dear? TV legend Bruce Forsyth celebrates winning Bafta's highest honour with a twirl
• Number of suspected child sex offenders arrested in a year triples
• Don't hammer us when we win - Green wants understanding and appreciation from Upton Park faithful
• Cancer survivors put health at risk 'by failing to exercise'
• 5,000 schools will be hit as teachers stage 24-hour strike over pay
• Sevilla star Fredi Kanoute insists he won't be following Juande Ramos to Tottenham
• One more fight and I'm done, insists Joe Calzaghe who looks set to face Roy Jones Jnr
• London's shops get boost from Europe
• High Street banks 'may need £30bn'
• RBS slides during £10bn push
• Lack of exercise puts cancer survivors at risk
• A NICE tonic is needed to fix pharma
• Catherine Zeta-Jones the fight groupie joins A-list heavyweights in the crowd for compatriot Calzaghe's big fight
• No cheeky distractions: David Beckham reins in his wandering eye
• Sevilla star Fredi Kanoute denies he'll be reunited with Juande Ramos at Tottenham
• A round-up of the newspapers: Monday
• Crunch time for Bradford & Bingley
• Mour problems for Avram as Jose plans summer raid for Lampard and Drogba
• Take one...
• £75 charge for school run
• Nice bit of skirt - fashion to show off those pins
• House prices: Why look at asking prices?
• Fears of petrol panic after blockade threat
• End of the family doctor: Up to one in five GP surgeries 'under threat'
• Fury at eBay 'ban' for Wimbledon tickets
• Ex-bishop scores historic election win in Paraguay
• Mour problems for Chelsea boss Avram as Jose plans £35m summer raid for Lampard and Drogba
• Cameron heaps praise on leading Blairite figures
• Nine Finnish tourists killed in Spanish bus crash
• Former BBC presenter's £40,000 debt
• Fan held for murder as Aston Villa supporter is mown down at local derby
• Soaring debts of the middle class
• SVEN'S brilliant and should not be Thai-ed down by some ignorant foreign owner <br />KEEGAN - you're only beating rubbish - Messiahs should be going for gold <br />CAPELLO should get some Villans in and drop the has-beens
• Darling tries to head off tax band rebels
• April 21 - what the back pages of the papers say
• Olympic workers 'bullied and exhausted'
• Sven cracks jokes as players hopefully make tinkering Thaksin see sense
• Christening at the castle for Sophie Wessex's sweet baby James
• Strictly coming dancing dear? TV legend Bruce Forsyth celebrates winning Bafta's highest honour with a twirl
• House price slump fears deepen
• Carbon monoxide fumes 'kill guest' at seaside resort
• No cheeky distractions: David Beckham reins in his wandering eye
• House prices fall in April for the first time in six years as mortgage crisis deepens
• 'Petrol profiteers' hike fuel prices by 5p a litre ahead of refinery strike
• Britain may reconcile with Islamic militants on the Afghan-Pakistani border if they renounce violence
• Raised on welfare, the 'Why Bother?' generation that doesn't want to work
• RBS eyes disposals to beef up its books
• Cameron heaps praise on leading 'Blairite' figures
• Banks get £50bn loan to halt credit crunch
• What the back pages of the papers say - April 21
• Abbey bars customers without 25% deposit from tracker deals DESPITE £50billion cash injection from Darling
• Soaring debts of the middle class on working-class pay
• Blonde Lily is at it again ... with yet another visit to the hairdressers
• Market report: Monday close
• Mother of Aston Villa fan killed after local derby pays tribute to her son
• Number of child sex offender arrests triples to 300 in just 12 months
• 5,000 schools will be hit as teachers stage 24-hour strike over pay
• Celtic and Ireland hero Aiden McGeady takes clean sweep of Scottish awards
• RUGBY UNION: Scrum half Foden is a perfect No 15, says Sale's Saint-Andre
• RUGBY UNION: Loffreda has two games to save his job at Leicester
• RUGBY UNION: Superstar Cipriani - Wasps on a high after No10 runs show
• Another Nancy hopeful is eliminated as I'd Do Anything's Francesca is shown the door
• March of Italy's 'BNP': Surely it couldn't happen here...could it?
• Words alone will not tackle immigration
• Pay mums with children to stay at home if they don't want to work, say Tories
• Rugby league round-up: Warrington survive Leigh storm
• Bridgend suicide toll hits 19 as another teenager is found hanged
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