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• Heat on former FA chairman Wiseman as he clings to power at Southampton
• Obese women are 50 per cent more likely to die of breast cancer
• Half of Britons can't get an NHS dentist and haven't been treated for two years
• Don't worry ... be arppy (that's asset-rich but penny poor)
• A matter of life and death in HIV-ravaged Lesotho is humbling for Capello
• World leaders plan 'guilt campaign' to persuade drinkers to reduce alcohol intake
• What these two couples tell us about the value of family ... and the sneering Left that loves to attack it
• Last-gasp Vennegoor of Hesselink winner keeps Celtic in the title hunt
• The Screamer...It's the talk of football - Late Old Firm winner keeps Celtic in title hunt
• Russian mum says British women are ghastly with their fake tans and breasts
• Freddie's back... now for England
• UK spends half as much on cancer drugs as some other EU countries
• The carer, the foster mother and the eco warrier who are an inspiration to us all
• A matter of life and death in HIV-ravaged Lesotho is humbling for Capello
• Commentary: The facts behind crime and migration
• Owen in the money as Newcastle set to offer striker new £20m contract
• Analysis: How the gullible liberal media swallowed the spin on migrant crime
• Don't worry...be *arppy (That's Asset-Rich, but penny-poor)
• Prostate cancer death rate falls four times faster in U.S. than UK since routine screening
• Obese women are 50 per cent more likely to die of breast cancer, study shows
• It's Russian roulette at a society bash
• A face in the life of: Can you spot the stars from the clues in their features?
• Email time bandits: Office staff do just FOUR hours' work a day because of the avalanche of messages
• Ashton’s long, slow journey to the exit
• William, a helicopter - and this risk to the monarchy
• Heat on former FA chairman Wiseman as he clings to power at Southampton
• 1,000-year-old church threatened with closure after woodpeckers destroyed spire as part of courtship ritual
• Drug addicts rewarded with free Premiership football tickets
• RUGBY UNION: McGeechan will be the main man for Lions tour of South Africa
• RUGBY UNION: Johnson has plan to make England top dogs of rugby again
• Why broadband customers are only getting half the speed they pay for
• What these parents tell us about the value of the family - and the sneering Left that loves to attack it
• Half the country can't get an NHS dentist - and haven't had any treatment for two years
• Thanks Brian, now get lost - Shameful, but RFU are on to a winner
• Camilla's hairdresser cleared over 'shooting neighbours with air rifle'
• The Russian mum who says British women are ghastly with their fake tans, fake breasts and peroxide hair
• Helen Mirren wears a gown fit for a queen at launch of £300m superliner
• The financial time bomb for an ageing population who will live to 90
• Hasty Thaksin misses a home treat from City's next generation of superstars
• Terrence Rattigan: The torment behind the plays which entertained the middle classes in their millions
• No questions asked: Tax collectors claiming hundreds of pounds in expenses
• Freddie's back... now for England
• I got Chelsea out of a mess, claims Grant as he desperately defends his faltering Chelsea reign
• 'No one believes Mugabe won the election - he stole it', warns Brown
• Sainsbury's vows to halve plastic bag use within a year
• As new evidence throws the Meredith Kercher case into chaos, just who DID kill her?
• Why one showbiz agent despairs of 'a generation whose only ambition is to be talentless celebrities'
• Gravy train: Transport for London, the quango where 100 staff earn more than £100,000
• Honey, I shrunk the bills! How to haggle on the High Street and save a fortune...
• Hasty Thaksin misses a home treat as City's next generation of superstars clinch Youth Cup
• Cancer czar admits Britain's health service is spending half as much on cancer drugs as some other European countries
• Foxy Knoxy's jail diaries and the new evidence in the Meredith murder case
• Apprentice Watch: JACI STEPHEN gives her verdict on What Not To Wear
• I have a dream - Johnno has plan to make England top dogs again
• Owen in the money as Newcastle set to pony up new four-year £20m contract
• Phoney war kicks off as Barca legend Cruyff sticks boot into Fergie's United
• McGeechan the main man for Lions tour
• Honey I shrunk our bills! How to haggle on the High Street - and save a fortune
• City boss Eriksson could walk before he is pushed as Thaksin gets serious
• Throw a lifeline to first-time buyers
• Don't worry, Johnno laps up pressure
• Alan doesn't want you on the team: Simon Smith is fourth to be fired from The Apprentice
• RUGBY LEAGUE: RFL determined to stop 'chicken-wing' tackle
• Shannon's mother to go on trial with the man accused of her daughter's abduction
• So is free will really just an illusion?
• Quango where 100 staff earn over £100,000
• Ashton’s long, slow journey to the exit
• HORSE RACING: The BHA monitor arrest of Queen's former rider Brown
• Thanks Brian, now get lost - Shameful, but RFU are on to a winner
• Blood, sweatshops and T-shirts: Why six teenagers will never buy cheap high street fashion again
• Office staff wasting half work hours on email cost economy £140billion a year
• Police swoop to arrest Queen's former rider Brown who is wanted by Spanish authorities
• BOXING: Bernard Hopkins and a criminal record that's still spinning
• APPRENTICE WATCH:
• Why your daughter needs you to be her mother, not her best friend
• Sweaty Betty: Madonna pushes herself to the limit during another gruelling training day
• Hopkins and a criminal record that's still spinning
• RFL determined to stop 'chicken-wing' tackle which dislocates shoulders ruining the game
• Aldershot are finally back in the big time, and it's no thanks to me!
• 'We'll never buy cheap fashion again': What six teenagers said after working in an Indian sweatshop
• Phoney war kicks off as Barca legend Cruyff sticks boot into Fergie's United
• Your daughter needs you to be her mother, not her best friend!
• Aldershot back in the big time, no thanks to me!
• Reach for the sky with this season's ultra-high wedges
• ECB wants England in league of its own
• ECB wants England in league of its own
• There's a hole in the bucket, Mr Brown
• Echoing through the ages: Neanderthal voice heard for the first time in 30,000 years
• Set sail for style with these nautical accessories
• My despair for 'a generation whose only ambition is to be talentless celebrities'
• City chic
• Drug addicts given Premiership football tickets 'to help them recover'
• There's a hole in the bucket, Mr Brown
• Builder survives after being speared through the head by falling steel rod
• Father who blamed hospital blunder for daughter's death hanged himself next to her grave
• Father who blamed hospital blunder for daughter's death hangs himself next to her grave
• 'Dean loved Katie; we are devastated': Parents' tribute to the couple killed by 80mph train
• Helen Mirren wears a gown fit for a real queen at launch of £300m superliner
• Pope celebrates his 81st birthday on the White House lawn
• Clemence says Carson facing crisis of confidence after Croatia debacle
• Daily Mail launches new website - try it here
• Self-stirring cup could signal the end for the humble teaspoon
• Online retailer Amazon opens its largest warehouse in Britain - the size of ten football pitches
• 'Dean loved Katie; we are devastated': Parents' tribute to the couple killed by 80mph train
• Jacqui Smith 'broke election rules with terror police announcement'
• Cauliflower power: Cauliflower and lentil spicy rice
• Father who blamed hospital blunder for daughter's death hangs himself next to her grave
• CCTV 'shows liquid bomb terror cell preparing attacks on passenger jets'
• Cauliflower power: Cheese and cider toasts
• Harriet Harman rebuked after declaring £64,000 of elections donations and loans late
• Pope celebrates his 81st birthday on the White House lawn as enthralled guests sing Happy Birthday... twice
• Everton boss Moyes riles Chelsea by claiming title is heading for Old Trafford
• England coach Clemence backs keeper Carson to bounce back from dip in form
• Three sisters locked in courtroom battle over £50,000 bingo pay-out
• Mother cleared of throwing apple core out of car window after £5,000 legal battle
• Online retailer Amazon opens its largest warehouse in Britain - the size of ten football pitches
• Fulham midfielder Bullard warns: Get ready for a nail-biting finish to relegation battle
• Wales now has more NHS patients than people as English flock over the border for free prescriptions
• Johnson named England manager from July with Ashton offered academy role
• Promotion rivals to consider action if Leeds' points deduction isn't upheld by tribunal
• Manager Southgate rules out summer spree at Middlesbrough
• Gift cards foul-up is another customer service mess
• Amok on the rock: Gibraltar to cull pack of their national symbol monkeys 'because they are a nuisance'
• Cauliflower power: Cauliflower cheese
• Jewell promises relegated Rams will bounce straight back up to the top flight
• The French give their new Eurovision song 'nul points' ... because it's in English
• Wales now has more NHS patients than people as English flock over the border for free prescriptions
• MARTIN JOHNSON FACTFILE
• 'I may never have kids,' says Kylie as she approaches her 40th birthday
• Kasper Schmeichel ready to leave Manchester City in search of first-team action
• We're not being clinical enough, says Spurs assistant Poyet
• Infallible wins the Nell Gwyn to send a message to French rival Natagora
• Darling becomes most senior minister to criticise Brown saying Labour must 'sharpen up'
• Nabbed: The yob who used back of Cameron's coat as a handkerchief
• Insurance worry for health tourists
• Johnson named England manager with Ashton offered academy role
• Wave of bubbles turns Miami into 'Foam City' in extraordinary new advert
• Jewell promises Rams will bounce straight back up to the top flight
• Distraught Senderos's daily calls home in despair at his part in Arsenal's Champions League exit
• 'I may never have kids,' says Kylie Minogue as she approaches her 40th birthday
• Woman claimed incapacity benefit for the SAME Government department she worked for
• University students 'don't know it is wrong to plagiarise the work of others'
• Facing Barcelona is biggest game of my life, says United's Brazil star Anderson
• Elderly denied rights to a VAT break
• Parents of murdered student face 'Ogre of the Ardennes' across courtroom
• Darling becomes most senior minister to criticise Brown saying Labour must 'sharpen up'
• Children mutilated and drained of blood in ritual killings 'by African politicians hoping for election luck'
• Abramovich puts his faith in Chelsea coach Avram and will break the bank to buy success
• Bruce will pick up a £2million bonus for keeping Wigan in the Premier League
• Drowne finishes in style as Stimulation scrapes home for Morrison
• £2,800 case of the apple thrown out of a car is thrown out of court
• Distraught Senderos's daily calls home in despair at his part in Arsenal's Champions League exit
• Jacqui Smith 'broke election rules' with terror announcement, claim Tories in official complaint
• David Walliams writes children's book about a boy who wants to be 'laydee'
• Amy Winehouse mastermind lured to EMI
• Three sisters locked in courtroom battle over £50,000 bingo pay out
• Parents of murdered student Joanna face 'Ogre' suspect across courtroom
• Where to find the best mortgages
• EVERTON v Chelsea: Fitness fight for Toffees pair
• Teenager, 13, dies after hitting his head on railings while playing in park
• Newcastle striker Mark Viduka is out to secure a starting place ahead of Sunday's derby clash with Sunderland
• WAGs at play: Merry Abbey Clancy leads the Liverpool lasses on a long lunch date
• Facing Barcelona is the biggest game of my life, says United's Brazil star Anderson
• Don't expect any sympathy if I leave you out the team, Sunderland manager Roy Keane tells his players
• I got Chelsea out of a mess, claims Grant as he defends his faltering reign
• Man, 71, is Britain's oldest kidney donor after giving organ to wife
• JPMorgan warns crunch not over
• Naomi Campbell: 'I'm a martyr for rights of passengers in Terminal 5 fiasco'
• Nabbed: The yob who used back of Cameron's coat as a handkerchief
• Wendy Richards speeds up the action on Benidorm with racy bikini... and a mobility scooter
• Here's something to drum into your head... the boys keeping the beat may be geniuses (and that means you too, Ringo)
• Burglar convicted by ear-print challenges accuracy of evidence
• David Walliams writes children's book about a boy who wants to be 'laydee'
• Wave of bubbles makes Miami into 'Foam City' in extraordinary new advert
• Pensioner killed by speeding train after getting foot stuck
• The paramilitary face of a policewoman armed with revolver, taser, flak jacket and nine other pieces of equipment
• Children among 47 killed in India bus crash
• WAGs at play: Merry Abbey Clancy leads the Liverpool lasses on a long lunch date
• Drinking, smoking and junk food 'ALL give you Alzheimer's'
• Delays in pension payouts
• Pensioner killed by speeding train after getting foot stuck in crossing despite best friend's bid to free her
• Sex shame FIA chief Mosley receives welcome support
• Credit card companies heaping on the misery with sneaky interest rate rises
• Wendy Richard speeds up the action on Benidorm with racy swimsuit... and a mobility scooter
• I'm not fearing for my job and I will deal with rebellious Ben Haim, blasts Chelsea boss Avram Grant
• Arnold in shock blast at new UBS chief
• Eva Longoria stumbles in flip-flops on a building site
• Win an action packed holiday to Greece!
• Pompey manager Redknapp launches court action over police raid and arrest
• The paramilitary face of a policewoman armed with handgun, taser, flak jacket and nine other pieces of equipment
• Brief appearance: Katherine Heigl caught with her trousers down
• MOTOR RACING: New spy scandal hits Ferrari as drawing of Massa's secret nose cone is leaked to Italian magazine
• Experts track down 'core' of 2,755 child abuse websites used by paedophiles
• Self-stirring cup could signal the end for the humble teaspoon
• Man's appendix pulled out through his mouth in world's first 'cakehole' op
• Jayawardene blow for Derbyshire as Sri Lanka skipper stays away
• Burglar, jailed after ear-print was found on window, has conviction quashed
• What would health and safety say? Eva Longoria stumbles in flip-flops on a building site
• Police officer 'tried to grope five women and sexually assaulted a young girl'
• Man City set for Hong Kong trip with Italian outfit Juve
• Britain's culinary heritage could be lost forever as youngsters think laverbread is made in volcanoes
• Suicide bomb backer leads group trying to win Muslim votes for Ken Livingstone
• Does this explain why David Beckham is suddenly such a basketball fan?
• Pompey manager Redknapp launches court action over arrest
• Credit card companies heaping on the misery with sneaky interest rate rises
• Drinking and smoking give you Alzheimer's, new research reveals
• Manager Steve Bruce will pick up a £2million bonus for keeping Wigan in the Premier League
• 'I'm a martyr to the Terminal 5 fiasco', says Naomi Campbell as she claims British Airways want her back
• Police chief calls for more cash to fight migrant crime despite official report claiming there isn't a problem
• Brief appearance: Katherine Heigl caught with her trousers down
• Blackburn rubbish reports that striker Jason Roberts is on his way out
• Trenches filled with flesh-destroying lime found at Jersey 'house of horrors' care home
• Austrian test for Great Britain as Davis Cup captain Lloyd extends his stay
• £1.85bn for fund chief who bet on loans slump
• Everton v CHELSEA: Duo giving Blues boss cause for concern
• GLG strives to keep star manager
• Ferrari suffer more problems in new spy scandal
• Cole ties future to Bridge and claims Chelsea can emulate 1980s Liverpool
• German railways on track for sale
• Revealed: The hedge fund boss who made £1.85billion from the credit crunch
• I'd rather join 'stylish' Arsenal than Chelsea, reveals £20m Valencia striker David Villa
• Defender Davies edges closer to comeback for Villa
• Blackburn Rovers rubbish reports striker Jason Roberts is leaving and insist he is 'not for sale'
• Millionaire neighbours spend £300,000 in row over rhododendron bushes
• Trenches filled with lime found at Jersey 'house of horrors' care home
• RUGBY UNION: Ashton ready to reject RFU peace offering after his axing
• Does this explain why David Beckham is suddenly such a big basketball fan?
• At 15in long, is Goldie the biggest goldfish in Britain?
• Are you safe if your bank goes bust?
• Sailing mad schoolboy, 9, hanged himself while 'playing with knots'
• Vickery's injury blow hits Wasps' charge to the play-offs
• England boss Fabio is lifted by the FA's charity work in Africa
• Dutch legend Cruyff reveals kidnap attempt contributed to decision to miss 1978 World Cup
• Cameron Diaz in mourning after father dies of pneumonia
• Britt Ekland: Me & my money
• First start for Nownownow under Wacham set to be Guineas bid
• Why modern men 'are actually clueless about cars'
• Brian Ashton ready to reject rugby chiefs' peace offering after being axed as England head coach yesterday
• Police chief calls for more cash to fight migrant crime despite official report claiming there isn't a problem
• GOLF: Tiger to undergo knee surgery in bid to boost US Open tilt
• Spurs skipper Ledley is right to rest injured knee, says team-mate Keane
• Tiger set for six weeks on the sidelines after knee surgery in bid to boost US Open tilt
• Paris chavs it up in royal tracksuit after second night partying (for a £20,000 fee)
• We're not being clinical enough and the lack of a second-goal cushion is killing us, says Spurs assistant Poyet
• Children among 47 killed in India bus crash
• Southampton chairman Crouch blasts the 'appalling timing' and conduct of former Saints chiefs Lowe and Wilde
• Breast cancer be damned! I had my breasts rebuilt to save my life
• Does my boat look big in this? Home-made yacht too large to get out of garden
• Grandmother who saved stabbed man from violent mob was inspired to act by tragic death of her grandson
• J.K. Rowling
• Former QPR boss Waddock leads Aldershot back to Football League after 16-year absence
• Sailing mad schoolboy, 9, hanged himself while 'playing with knots'
• Boateng issues a battle cry as Boro prepare for crunch clash with Bolton
• Friends right to resist barrage
• Boateng issues a battle cry as Boro prepare for crunch clash with Bolton
• Pakistan deploys armed police and sniffer dogs to deter Olympic torch protesters
• M&S gift card fiasco
• Spurs linked with McGregor as they consider new Rangers raid
• Dutch legend Cruyff reveals kidnap attempt contributed to decision to miss 1978 World Cup
• Israel keeps fuel stranglehold on Gaza after Hamas attack kills three soldiers
• Zola: I turned down jobs from Chelsea and Newcastle, but I'd love to work in England again one day
• Tomato and thyme cod
• Chelsea to play pre-season games against Milan, Sevilla and Lokomotiv in Russia after Asia tour
• 'Rip-off' overdraft charges mount up
• Chelsea legend Zola refuses to rule out a return to England after admitting he knocked back Blues and Newcastle
• I'd rather join 'stylish' Arsenal than Chelsea, reveals £20million-rated Valencia striker David Villa
• Proud tradition is over as research shows modern men are clueless about cars
• Natalie Portman shows off her hairy new rocker beau
• Three Israeli soldiers killed in Hamas ambush at Gaza border
• Spurs skipper Ledley is right to rest injured knee, says team-mate Keane
• Surgeons remove man's appendix through his mouth in world first operation
• Kate continues her highland fling... and meets some fans of her own
• Kightly recovery gives Wolves boss McCarthy a boost after derby defeat
• Chelsea set to rest Drogba for Everton as they look ahead to Liverpool
• Paris chavs it up in royal tracksuit after second night partying (for a £20,000 fee)
• Former Rangers skipper Butcher predicts a cracker at Celtic Park
• Sex and the City's Cynthia Nixon: 'I have breast cancer'
• I've said it a thousand times, I'm very happy at United, insists Ronaldo
• Council to introduce metal detectors into every secondary school to fight knife crime
• Potty! A judge's verdict on neighbours who blew £300,000 EACH in court row over rhododendron bushes
• Soaring Rio keeps takeover at bay
• England manager Fabio is offering no guarantees that Chelsea star Terry will be his skipper
• Stringfellows stripper encouraged royal and aide to perform gay sex romp at party, blackmail court is told
• Arnesen's work is coming of age as Chelsea youngsters bid for cup glory
• Denise Van Outen reveals: 'My face is scarred because I spent too much of my youth on sunbeds'
• Confusing account names mislead savers
• Owner Thaksin's axe poised to fall on under-performing Manchester City manager Sven
• Breast cancer be damned! The inspiring story of the beauty queen who had her breasts rebuilt to save her life
• 'New anti-terrorism laws will help to protect Muslims', claims Jacqui Smith
• Rangers defender Cuellar snubs move to 'losers' Newcastle to stay at Ibrox
• Natalie Portman shows off her hairy new rocker beau
• Children mutilated and drained of blood in ritual killings 'by African politicians hoping for election luck'
• Win the investment marathon
• Weather chills SAB Miller's sales in China
• Kate Moss continues her Highland fling with Jamie...and meets some fans of her own
• Tasteful art: Food artist recreates famous works using Smarties
• Teenager convicted of kicking father to death appeals against life sentence
• Council to introduce metal detectors into every secondary school to fight knife crime
• GM foods 'not the answer' to world's food shortage crisis, report says
• Title is Manchester United's for the taking, insists England head coach Fabio Capello
• Cab sales down after boom year
• Enthusiast spends years building 30ft dream boat - but it is now too big to take out of garden
• Sven on way out: and there could be another £1m heading into the Eriksson account to help soften the blow
• Title is Manchester United's for the taking, insists England head coach Capello
• AstraZeneca in cancer drug deal
• I've said it a thousand times, I'm very happy at Manchester United, insists Ronaldo as Real Madrid concede defeat
• China's ally Pakistan holds top-security Olympic torch ceremony in stadium to foil street protests
• Knee surgery means that the season is over for Rangers star Charlie
• Sex and the City star Cynthia Nixon reveals her breast cancer battle
• Chelsea likely to rest Drogba for Everton clash as they look to Euro task against Liverpool
• Amir Khan looks out for the count after a night of partying at Funky Buddha
• Left to die in the road: Car thieves knocked this man off his bike. Motorists then drove round him rather than help
• What the back pages say - April 16
• Seductive Seville
• Cocaine scandal TV presenter Mark Speight left TWO suicide notes before hanging himself
• Cole sees a bright future at the Bridge and claims Chelsea should take inspiration from the Liverpool teams of the 1980s
• Mark Speight left two suicide notes telling of 'his guilt feelings'
• Rangers defender Cuellar snubs move to 'losers' Newcastle and insists he would rather 'win trophies' at Ibrox
• JJB Sports shops shut as profits plummet
• One third of pensioners forced to move
• Blonde ambition: Glamorous Lily Allen back on the fashion fast-track
• Shannon's mother to go on trial - with man accused of abducting her daughter
• Brazilian growth steadies Experian
• Fulham's loan Ranger Davis offers Ibrox boss Walter first refusal if he is sold
• Shannon's mother to go on trial with the man accused of her daughter's abduction
• The 'unlucky prime minister': Brown is overshadowed by the Pope in America
• JJB Sports' plan to shut 72 stores leaves High Street reeling as City warns 40,000 jobs could be axed
• Watford suffer promotion setback as West Brom and Hull top the Championship
• West Ham pair Ljungberg and Faubert may return to face Derby on Saturday
• West Ham set to beat off competition from City and Plymouth for Barnet winger Adomah
• JJB Sports' plan to shut 72 stores leaves High Street reeling as the City warns 40,000 jobs could be axed
• Grandmother who saved stabbed man from violent mob reveals she was inspired to act after the tragic death of her grandson
• 'Inhumane' motorists drove OVER and around hit-and-run victim as he lay dying in the street
• Hammers pair Freddie and Faubert ready for Derby return
• I never would've joined Chelsea if I'd known Grant was going to replace Jose, blasts Ben Haim
• How Chelsea's 'new' fans still have room to boo through mouthfuls of prawn sandwich
• UK could bail out more banks
• Arnesen's work since move from Spurs coming of age as Chelsea youngsters bid for cup glory
• Liverpool and Celtic plan charity match for 20th anniversary of Hillsborough
• A round-up of the newspapers: Wednesday
• Number of people in work reaches record high as unemployment rate drops by 39,000
• Amir Khan looks out for the count after a night of partying at Funky Buddha
• Charlotte Mears leaves her date for dust as she makes 4am exit with Ziggy
• The Posh products Victoria Beckham's make up bag can't do without
• Corporate tax exiles
• City focus: Tesco fires first shots
• I'd never have joined Chelsea if I'd known Grant was going to replace Mourinho, blasts Ben Haim
• Former Spurs boss Jol set for return to management back in Holland
• Halifax increases mortgage rates for second time in two weeks
• Blonde ambition: Glamorous Lily Allen back on the fashion fast-track
• City news in brief: New Star, Chrysalis, Burberry
• Meredith Kercher 'may not have been raped', finds new post-mortem
• Keeping the banks afloat
• Holidays cancelled as families feel the pinch
• Embarrassment for police as handcuffed suspect drives off in their car
• Pete Doherty back on heroin in prison, inmate claims
• Survivors of Ecuador bus crash begin their emotional journey home
• Former Spurs boss Jol set to return to management
• Knee surgery means season is over for Rangers star Charlie
• New Zealand flash flood kills six teenagers and their teacher
• HOW Chelsea's 'new' fans still have room to boo through mouthfuls of prawn sandwich <br />MOANING Megson deserves to to fall through the Premier League trap door with Bolton <br />AND why there's no rhyme or reason to those lemons at Liverpool
• What a frill! Anyone can can get fit like we did....
• Call for 10p deposit on drink cans and bottles
• Fulham's loan Ranger Davis offers Ibrox boss Walter first refusal if Cottagers agree to sale
• Law of diminishing fringes: Jude reveals his rapidly receding hairline
• Meredith Kercher 'may not have been raped' before she was murdered, new report claims
• Rangers don't play football says Celtic's Samaras - who won't go back to City
• Charity match between former Liverpool and Celtic players planned for next April to mark the 20th anniversary of the Hillsborough
• Drivers braced for more petrol price rises
• Nuclear firm takeover 'may send bills soaring'
• Hard-hit families cancel holidays
• Survivors of Ecuador bus crash begin their emotional journey home
• Old Firm rivals Rangers don't play football, insists Bhoys' Greek striker Samaras
• Homes crisis making us a nation of Royles
• At least 60 killed as passenger jet slams into market near Congo airport
• Banks in line for £40bn bail-out - paid for by the taxpayer
• Pete Doherty back on heroin in prison, inmate claims
• Spoonful of sugar helps hide the fear in Las Vegas
• Halifax defies plea by PM and raises its loan rates
• Pope Benedict receives rapturous welcome as he arrives in the U.S.
• Law of diminishing fringes: Jude reveals his rapidly receding hairline
• Families 'need a safety net' from reposession
• A slippery sleazeball and the rise of the far right
• Jacqui Smith 'broke election rules' with terror announcement, claim Tories in official complaint
• Bank bosses beg Brown for help
• World's biggest cruise liner to have a New York style 'Central Park' onboard
• Sports Agenda: Chambers gamble looks a dead loss
• April 16 - Redknapp allegedly takes legal action against City of London Police
• Cartoon legend who drew Disney greats dies at 96
• Charlotte Mears leaves her date for dust as she makes 4am exit with Ziggy
• You cannot be serious! Sorry, McEnroe, but scientists have proved that line judges are usually right
• Cameron Diaz in mourning after father dies of pneumonia
• Families facing repossession 'need safety net', says banking boss
• Heckled Heather's 'enormous ego' infuriates Miss USA pageant producers
• A &pound;5k fee to take out your next mortgage
• Sporting Birthdays - April 16
• Dozens killed as airliner crashes into packed market
• On This Day - April 16
• Joan Collins: 'Celebrity obsession is turning us into a world of idiots'
• Market report: Wednesday close
• The 220,000-tonne cruise liner that has its very own New York-style Central Park
• Yesterday’s trading: Gushing oil fuels rise in FTSE
• 'Worst dressed WAG' dresses down for a shopping trip...and you should see what the husband's wearing
• McEnroe finally called out as scientists prove tennis line judges are usually right
• Lord Tebbit: Arms deals, British jobs and lives. Why our judges are so utterly wrong
• GM foods 'not the answer' to world's food shortage crisis, report says
• Now family holidays are cancelled as credit crunch begins to pinch
• Berlusconi declares war on 'army of evil' in crackdown against Italy's illegal immigrants
• Taxpayers foot £60bn bill to build and run the super-hospitals
• Straw cannot block release of most dangerous prisoners - because of their human rights