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• Ministers, migration and the liberal Left
• Mother bludgeoned to death by deranged son with girlfriend after they plotted 'brilliant plan'
• Kaplinsky won't get a penny in maternity pay after falling pregnant
• How ripe! Labour's rich friends want US to pay higher taxes which THEY then do their best to avoid
• Brown 'living on another planet' over plans to axe 10p starting tax, blast Labour MPs
• Mugabe defeated: Britain leads move for £1bn rescue package
• Labour finally admits minuscule benefit each migrant brings to Britain - just 58p a week
• So what if it was men who got pregnant?
• Plan to raise MPs' wages by £23,000 to prevent misuse of expenses provokes fury
• Fatty tucks in as head of Pratt's
• Head of stock exchange under fire after share sell-off that could save her £400,000 in tax
• Brown 'living on another planet' over plans to axe 10p starting tax, say MPs
• 'Workers halve their pension payments in just a year...while public sector enjoys gold-plated funding'
• We can conquer Europe now we've won in Rome, says United goal hero Ronaldo
• At last, Labour admits to the miniscule 58p benefit each migrant brings to Britain's population
• Ministers, migration and the liberal Left
• AMANDA PLATELL: Why Calamity Clegg's boasts about his promiscuity are no joking matter
• Arsenal boss Wenger prepares for moment of truth against Liverpool
• How ripe! Labour's rich friends want US to pay higher taxes which THEY then do their best to avoid
• Just a few clicks away, how girls are putting themselves in danger
• Natasha Kaplinsky won't get a penny in maternity pay after falling pregnant six weeks after her debut on Five news
• From Bury to Turkey via Sheffield. Colin's colourful route to the top flight
• After two-year delay 'left 20,000 people blind', patients finally get sight-saving drug on NHS
• Rafa cool but chaos reigns at Anfield
• So what if it was men who got pregnant?
• Nineties man Krkic hands Barcelona the advantage
• Woman in YouTube 'rape' is arrested over underage sex
• No joke for Grant: Ferguson's jibe rattles Blues boss
• Why Calamity Clegg's boasts about his promiscuity are no joking matter
• Rafa cool but chaos reigns at Anfield
• Lowe spots sinner amongst the Saints
• Shadow of the father: Is bad Max's behaviour in the genes?
• Madeira marvel is becoming Best of his generation
• Millions of girls using Facebook, Bebo and Myspace 'at risk' from paedophiles and bullies
• Skipper Wood rescues Wednesday
• Champions League for Bury's old boy Colin
• Cup heroes fail to raise spirits as Cardiff and West Brom draw a blank
• Under his father's shadow: The truth about disgraced Max Mosley, son of Nazi-sympathiser Oswald
• Ronaldo and Rooney on fire for United as Roma are run ragged
• No joke for Grant: Ferguson's jibe rattles Blues boss
• 'I kissed lots of toads before I found my prince': Trisha Goddard's final memoir reveals how she FINALLY found her Mr Right
• The changing tone of rap music: How lyrics 'glorify' drug use
• Woman caring for elderly mother beats deportation
• Styles pays the price for latest blunder
• Liverpool boss Benitez wants keeper Reina on the charge
• Miss Smith turned pink, as if her bottom had been goosed
• Serena's power puts an end to Henin hoodoo
• Drug firm boss in child porn case is refused bail
• Millions of girls using Facebook, Bebo and Myspace 'at risk' from paedophiles and bullies
• Arsenal boss Wenger prepares for moment of truth against Liverpool
• Can he survive? Mosley battles to save job after sex scandal
• A Roma therapy for Fergie as Roon and Ron strip the Eternal City bare
• Roma laid bare by United
• Health MoT for the over-40s 'will save 2,000 lives a year'
• Daydreamer Marshall loses her relay ticket for Beijing
• Nineties man Krkic hands Barcelona the advantage
• Toure and Wenger agree: Stop Torres and we stop Liverpool
• Jailed, the thief who targeted rare birds' nests and stole 7,000 eggs
• Catt's cunning needed to beat Catalan giants
• Catt's cunning needed to beat Catalan giants
• Hayward: Let curtain fall on the Kop muppett show
• Liverpool boss Rafa wants Reina on the charge
• Hundreds of foreign prisoners vanish before they can be kicked out
• Toure and Wenger agree: Stop Torres and we stop Liverpool
• I had a 'saviour sibling' to cure my desperately ill son - but now I've found out my newborn daughter can't save his life
• Angry Monty hits out at Masters organisers
• Posh keeps it casual and launches a new trend in 70's-style flares
• Let curtain fall on the Kop Muppet show
• Donna hoped a new baby could save her ill son. After learning her baby girl can't help, will she love her any less?
• How rap music has gone from condemning drug use to glorifying it
• British drug firm boss in child porn case is refused bail - despite his own daughter pleading for him to be set free
• Madonna tells all: 'My amazing sex life with Guy'
• Found: A baby planet still encased in its 'womb' of gas
• Coach Anderson voices ground fear for St Helens
• Co-op joins rank of lenders withdrawing best mortgage deals as borrowing reaches its highest level for more than five years
• Lovestruck Sir Paul, 65 going on 16 in the sun with his new flame
• British scientists create first animal human hybrid despite ongoing ethical storm
• Coach Anderson voices Saints ground fear
• Survival specialists: Woosie and Lyle rolling back the years in Augusta
• Schools buying stronger chairs as pupils get bigger
• QUENTIN LETTS: Miss Smith turned pink, as if her bottom had been goosed
• Fallon back at work on Stoute duo
• Survival specialists: Woosie and Lyle rolling back the years in Augusta
• Schools forced to buy reinforced chairs and taller tables to cope with oversized pupils
• Mother bludgeoned to death by deranged son with girlfriend after they plotted 'brilliant plan'
• Madonna: 'My amazing sex life with Guy'
• Turners' Earners - Wednesday
• Fallon back at work on Stoute duo
• Johnson's the man for Turko
• Johnson lands plum ride on Turko in Grand National
• Posh keeps it casual and launches a new trend in 70's-style flares
• Asda aims to polish up the dwindling shoe-shining market with new campaign
• 'Diana's porous rock': Coroner condemns 'shabby' Burrell
• Onwards and upwards: Strauss has his confidence back after Test best
• Kylie Minogue's secret reunion with Alexander Dahm
• Sport on TV - April 2
• Sports Quiz - April 2
• Sporting Birthdays - April 2
• On This Day - April 2
• Champions League and Championship live
• Pompey bank on Baros as Defoe sits out FA Cup semi-final
• Coroner throws out 'dramatic' new e-mail evidence that halted Diana inquest
• Fund Focus: Edinburgh Worldwide
• Ken Livingstone claims campaign video is April Fool - his proudest moment is not "smashing" Labour
• Diana inquest coroner sends out jury to consider verdict
• Today is hottest of year, but Met warns of Sunday snow and a tropical summer ahead
• Dwain Chambers faces drug tests in Super League
• Schools withdraw anti-homophobia books for 5-year-olds after complaints from Muslim parents
• Winter springs back: Don't be fooled by the mild spell - hail, frost and SNOW are on the way
• About turn: UK troops ordered to stay in Iraq to stop Basra violence spiralling out of control
• Bargain hunter Emma Bunton follows in Posh's footsteps with budget shop
• Commons Speaker Michael Martin to face sleaze probe over wife's spending
• Shoaib determined to overturn five-year ban
• Liverpool showdowns present Wenger with his 'greatest challenge'
• Scholes calls for United's big-name stars to rise to Roma challenge
• Harper: Newcastle win could propel us on our way back to the good times
• Severn Trent in court over 'leak lies'
• Church leader calls for building of mosques to be banned because of risk 'Britain will become an 'Islamic state'
• Spectacular pictures of Red Arrows soaring up the Thames
• Sleaze watchdog launches inquiry into the £4,000 taxi expenses of the Speaker Michael Martin's wife
• Three on trial for £150m investment fraud
• Ahead of Liverpool Euro clash Arsenal manager Wenger is set for his 'greatest challenge'
• Rivals set for cinema chain bidding war
• Madeleine secrecy to end: Portuguese police set to open up case files against the McCanns
• Government climb-down as Brown backs re-classification of cannabis
• Teachers to strike for first time in 21 years over pay deal
• Jailed: Thief who kept 'Aladdin's cave' of 7,000 wild bird eggs
• 'Remorseless increase' in council tax has caused soaring living costs, Tories claim
• Muslims' fury forces schools to shelve anti-homophobia storybooks for 5-year-olds
• Tears of joy for daughter who beats deportation to care for her frail mother
• War hero's lost medals are found - 90 years after they went AWOL
• Unfair bank charges verdict delayed
• Fire and fins in the amazing Azores
• Harper: Newcastle win could help us back to good times
• Chelsea closing the net on Ajax's £18m-rated Klaas act Huntelaar
• Mirror Mirror: Wag Abbey Clancey is the fairest of them all
• UK pensioners abroad face fuel cash threat
• Relatives hear final desperate radio message from RAF Hercules shot down by insurgents in Iraq
• Spectacular pictures as the Red Arrows roar along the Thames to celebrate the RAF's 90th anniversary
• Bullard puts Fulham minds at ease
• You MUST reclassify cannabis: Brown gets message from police chiefs, charities, MPs and victims
• Benitez: Torres can be key to success to Europe
• Lipstick and clean undies at the ready
• Wolves boss McCarthy in the hunt for Berra
• What book?
• Cherries buy-out in danger as Jackson withdraws from proposed consortium
• Italian sex siren's strip tease for United foes Roma to conquer Europe
• New fiction
• Care home nurse let elderly patient die 'because she was on her last gasp'
• All out: Teachers to strike for the first time in 21 years over pay
• Chelsea closing the net on Ajax's £18m-rated Klaas act Huntelaar
• Bargain hunter Emma Bunton follows in Posh's footsteps with budget shop
• Former female wrestler who murdered 16 pensioners in Mexico is jailed for 759 years
• Children hit by dentistry cuts
• Kylie Minogue's secret reunion with newly single movie director Alexander Dahm
• Heard the one about how the mum-in-law causes menopause?
• CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: Schemer Scholes calls for United's big-name stars to rise to Roma challenge
• 'Severed head on beach' woman was a migrant worker from Lithuania
• Roeder bans players from hitting the town
• Pakistan hand Shoaib five-year ban for criticising national board
• Board shake-up at WH Ireland
• The 'face' of the woman whose severed head washed up on beach
• Blackburn deny FA misconduct charge over Newcastle flare-up
• Internet messages warn Chelsea fans that they won't leave Turkey alive
• Wenger is the worst kind of hypocrite for not condemning Diaby for his horror tackle but slamming Taylor for his
• MPs slam Google after 'gang rape' video is put on YouTube
• Hutchings and Lillis early candidates for Huddersfield post as Ritchie is sacked
• Babies born in the summer are more likely to be short-sighted, research shows
• ARSENAL v Liverpool: Adebayor set to return for Gunners
• Paperbacks
• Blackburn make Tugay wait on a deal as he hopes for one more season at Ewood Park
• When Gucci's pigeons came home to roost ...
• Newspaper and magazine share tips
• Does shares jump mean the worst is over?
• Disposable income 'at lowest level in a decade' as soaring fuel prices and taxes begin to bite
• Angry Montgomerie hits out at Augusta over its commercial invitations
• Parents fed up with crowded classes spend £20,000 on their own primary school
• WAG Abbey Clancy gives sexy deodorant ads the whiff of success
• Blackburn make Tugay wait as he hopes for one more season at Ewood Park
• Head quits crisis primary used by children of schools minister
• Fabio's lawyers insist England manager will 'soon be cleared'
• It's chocks away as Biggles takes wing
• Annual house price growth down again
• Fenerbahce v CHELSEA: Grant to wait on Lampard and Cech
• Gerrard: We're the team others fear most in Europe
• Parents fed up with crowded classes spend £20,000 on their own primary school
• Expensive April Fools for UK households
• Now woman in YouTube 'rape' is arrested over underage sex allegations
• Even Nigella's famous décolletage can't distract from her jumbo knees
• It doesn't matter how we beat Bolton as long as we do, says Villa boss O'Neill
• Branson hopes to begin Mars colonisation within 10 years
• Lily Allen's chat show gets green light for second series
• We will knock Chelsea out of Champions League, insists Fenerbahce star Kezman
• Size 16 Miss England hopeful Chloe unveils a curvy look in first official bikini shoot
• Headteacher quits 'failing' primary where schools minister Ed Balls sends his children
• About turn: 2,500 British troops ordered to stay in Iraq to stop Basra violence spiralling out of control
• Alert over 'sale and rent' explosion
• Heart attack victims 'don't need mouth-to-mouth'
• Prescriptions price hike in England as Scotland slashes prices by £2
• Sleep for more (or less) than seven hours a night and you'll put on weight
• Menopause is evolution's way of solving the age-old tensions between wives and their mothers-in-law
• Jaidi not feeling safe at Birmingham
• First wedding dress shop ONLY for pregnant brides opens
• Scots' prescriptions cut to £5 the same day English charges are RAISED to £7.10
• First wedding dress shop catering ONLY for pregnant brides opens
• Make your hair shine like France's First Lady, Carla Bruni
• Sleep for more (or less) than seven hours a night and you'll put on weight
• Magazines face restrictions on airbrushing celebrities to promote the ultra-slim 'ideal of beauty'
• Hay fever cases to rocket next week as birch pollen levels soar
• Angry Monty hits out at Masters organisers
• Branson: I'll fly colonists to Mars within 10 years
• Blackburn deny FA misconduct charge over Newcastle flare-up
• Average British family eats the same six meals every week
• Annual house price growth falls for sixth month in a row
• Even Nigella's famous décolletage can't distract from her jumbo knees
• Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, shows off her new engagement ring
• Bruce still disappointed by manner of Birmingham exit
• You can't photoshop images like Keira's, fashion magazine editors told
• Diouf: I'm leaving Bolton but I hope to keep them in the Premier League
• £20m arts donor quits Britain over Labour's 'punishing' non-dom tax
• Jailed: The professional egg thief who kept 'Aladdin's cave' of 7,000 samples from wild birds
• Locking in a mortgage deal
• Man avoids jail in domestic abuse case after court sees video of ex-lover restrained on Trisha chat show
• Surgeons left 15in medical clamps inside patient's stomach which 'cut him to ribbons'
• Wat-er result: 72 Oz divers flatten extreme ironing record
• Weak dollar hits cruise lines
• Porto face match-fixing investigation for same year Mourinho claimed Champions League
• SCHOOLS' RUGBY: Wellington looking to double up on the glory
• 72 Australian scuba divers set world record for underwater ironing
• When a pay cut means you win
• Diva Mariah Carey brings chaos to London's West End...then enjoys a late dinner
• Reds boss Rafa ready to battle it out with Newcastle for Spurs star Lennon
• British aid worker feared kidnapped after being shot at in Somalia
• British UN aid worker kidnapped in Somalia after being wounded in gun battle
• Mortgage repayment better than savings?
• Lily Allen's chat show gets green light for second series
• Strettle to make Harlequins return from broken metatarsal against Leeds
• Size 16 Miss England hopeful Chloe unveils a winning look in first bikini shoot
• Storm chasers risk their lives to grab pictures in 'Tornado Alley'
• Kiwi teenager convicted over £10m computer hacking theft
• WELLINGTON BLOG: Nerves taking over so it's good to be back on the training pitch after the bad weather
• Prime Minister Brown urges captains to sort out bullies
• Average British family eats the same six meals every week
• CHAMPIONS LEAGUE QUARTER-FINALS TEAM NEWS: Arsenal v LIVERPOOL
• Horrified RSPCA inspectors find field of starving cattle at 'well-respected' family-run farm
• Anorexic gives birth after doctors say she has just ten days to live
• Strettle to make return against Leeds
• Pale faced Girls Aloud star Nicola launches new make-up range
• Policeman slammed for YouTube video of high-speed 999 call-out
• Double figures would be good return in injury-hit season, says Spurs' Bent
• Grandfather admitted to hospital after stroke emerges with a fractured skull, broken hip ... and MRSA
• Luminar feeling CanDu draught
• Man avoids jail in domestic abuse case after court is shown video of ex-partner being restrained on Trisha chat show
• Chelsea's Champions League hopes boosted by Lampard's return to fitness
• Reduce your interest-only mortgage
• Is this man to blame for the T5 fiasco?
• Hutchings and Lillis early candidates for Huddersfield post after Ritchie departure
• Disposable income 'at lowest level in a decade' as soaring fuel prices and taxes begin to bite
• Porto face relegation over match-fixing allegations in Mourinho's time at club
• Wellington looking to double up on the glory as Twickenham date with destiny finally arrives
• Two Royal Marines killed in Afghan road blast are named
• Diouf: I'm leaving Bolton in the summer but I hope to keep them in the Premier League
• Ferguson: Ronaldo is offered more protection abroad than at home
• Groves: Arsenal must not concede at Emirates
• Size 16 Miss England hopeful Chloe unveils a curvy look in first official bikini shoot
• £20m arts donor quits Britain over Labour's 'punishing' non-dom tax
• Fabio's lawyers insist the England manager will 'soon be cleared'
• Woman beats anorexia to give birth... three years after she was given 10 days to live
• Chelsea and Everton refuse to relent in row over Sky TV scheduling
• April Fool pictures show Loch Ness monster, a racing zebra and a tree-climbing elephant
• YouTube video claims to have caught graffiti artist Banksy at work
• Christopher Green
• Arsenal profit from Southampton woes to save £3m on Walcott fee
• Champions League: Arsenal v LIVERPOOL
• Cameron calls for radical shake-up of Nato to ease British and American burden
• Grandfather admitted to hospital after stroke emerges with a fractured skull, broken hip and MRSA
• Diana inquest dramatically halted after 'new evidence' emailed from France
• The Other Boleyn Girl: Off with both their wooden heads!
• You're not bad United but you can't win away from home: Roma boss throws down the gauntlet to Fergie
• Fenerbahce's star Alex, inspired by the legendary Zico, is out to make life hell for Chelsea
• Bush angers Putin with support for Nato bid by ex-Soviet states
• Spurs or Newcastle wanted me but I'm happy at Birmingham, says Zarate
• Double figures would be good return considering my injury-hit season, says Spurs striker Bent
• PM Brown urges captains to sort out bullies
• 10,000 BC: What a mammoth turkey!
• Bush supports Nato membership bids by ex-Soviet states despite Putin's anger
• Mortgages cost up to third of income
• Outrage as anti-social neighbour who had hi-fi confiscated after playing Madonna all night simply goes and gets another one
• Baby bump boom! Hollywood stars Angelina, Cate and Jessica show off their bellies
• We are nothing like Chelsea, says QPR vice-chairman Bhatia as he reveals Rangers' masterplan
• Diva Mariah Carey brings chaos to London's West End AGAIN...then enjoys a late, late, dinner
• 'Insider trading found at Eads'
• Roma v Manchester United - Head to head
• Palestinian boy kills President Bush with 'Sword of Islam' in latest Hamas puppet show
• Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, shows off her new engagement ring
• Credit crunch hits fund performance
• Gerrard: We're the team others fear most in Europe
• Police force wrongly accuse officer of posting high-speed 999 response video on YouTube
• The female barrister who refused to back down after 'disgusting' thug spat in her face
• Coroner throws out 'dramatic' new e-mail evidence that halted Diana inquest
• Morrissey at The Roundhouse
• Chelsea's Champions League hopes boosted by Lampard's return to fitness
• Caught on camera: Fleeing Fendi raiders' motorbike escape
• Banks hit back on radio buyout
• New Zealand teenager behind international computer hacking ring which stole £10m
• New depths of gloom in Japan
• CGT prompts Sainsbury share move
• We will knock Chelsea out of Champions League, insists Fenerbahce star Kezman
• Fergie: Ronaldo offered more protection abroad
• Chelsea and Everton refuse to relent in Sky TV row
• Safety fears at overseas banks
• Steamy scenes as Sean Slater's affair with EastEnder Roxie hots up
• Former Southampton chairman Lowe plans removal of Saints board
• Arsenal capitalise on Southampton's problems to save £3m on Walcott fee
• Heather wants new court date to force publication of documents exposing Sir Paul's behaviour
• IBM rocked by a federal bids ban
• North Korea brands South Korean leader a 'political charlatan' after threat to cancel aid
• The YouTube video 'showing' graffiti artist Banksy at work
• Pale-faced Girls Aloud star Nicola launches new make-up range... but has she gone too far?
• Ramos set to ship Lennon out of Spurs and recruit ex-United striker Forlan
• Woman 'took out £3,000 home loan to finance hit on her husband'
• So did you Fool for it? Alistair Darling buying a scratchcard?
• Property wobbles as buy-to-let feels pinch
• MPs forced to provide details of family members they employ as tough new anti-sleaze rules come into force
• Women are more troubled by bag theft than rape, says senior BNP candidate
• I could have joined Spurs or Newcastle but I'm happy I chose Birmingham, says Zarate
• Phil Neville 'hit by Liverpool fans' during fiery derby
• BA chief claims passengers have written to him PRAISING Terminal 5
• Roma v Manchester United: Key battles
• Credit crunch deepens as Swiss banking giant writes off ANOTHER £9.6billion
• Baby bump bonanza! Hollywood trio Angelina, Cate and Jessica show off their bumper bellies
• Businesswoman 'took out £3,000 home loan to finance contract hit on her husband'
• Sarkozy is having 'height' surgery and penguins are flying: The best April Fool's jokes from Fleet Street's finest
• Drivers hit by record 3.5m parking fines
• KKR dives after mortgages exit deal
• Police to speak to Liverpool and Everton after fiery Merseyside derby
• A round-up of the newspapers: Tuesday
• North Korea brands South Korean leader a 'political charlatan' after threat to cancel aid
• It's time for a united Ireland football team, say O'Neill and Jennings
• Heather considers fresh legal bid to force publication of divorce documents exposing Sir Paul's behaviour
• Ramos set to ship Lennon out of Spurs and recruit ex-United striker Forlan
• Fears of job cuts put a block on prime house prices
• Sacked: The BNP candidate who said 'some women are like gongs — they need to be struck regularly'
• A safe sporting event? More like a 'bring a baton' party
• Samaras set to make move from Manchester City to Celtic permanent
• Paragon crushed by credit crunch
• British Airways chief's amazing claim: Some people actually LOVED our faulty Terminal 5
• It's time for a united Ireland team, say O'Neill and Jennings
• The brave secretary branded 'a slow learner' who became one of Britain's top female wartime secret agents
• Caught on camera: The West End's designer smash and grab gang are snapped in the act
• Shareholder activism
• Josie Russell relives horror of hammer attack that killed her mother and sister
• The odd couple: Amy Winehouse gets a visit from Big Brother Z-lister Aisleyne
• UBS crisis sends shockwave through banks
• Doctors' groups warn of soaring cost of planned health 'MoTs'
• On tour now: Mark Ronson
• Leader of US Congress calls for Clinton and Obama to end White House battle swiftly
• Northern Rock: An uphill climb for Sandler
• You must follow the Liedson for a Sporting chance
• Steamy scenes as Sean Slater's affair with EastEnder Roxie hots up
• Labour closes gap on Tories as Gordon Brown seeks to reassure nervous backbenchers
• I'll fight on just like Rocky, says Hillary after calls for a swift end to battle with Obama
• Hands-only CPR 'would save a third more heart attack victims'
• Scotland boss Burley defends under-fire Celtic manager Strachan
• You must follow the Liedson for a Sporting chance
• Rangers on £35k a man incentive to see off Sporting Lisbon in UEFA Cup quarter-final
• Scotland boss labels critics 'ridiculous' as he defends Strachan's 'fantastic' Celts record
• Samaras set to make move from City to Celtic permanent
• Incompetence, greed, and failed fat cats
• MY advice to United fans in Rome - if you're hungry, avoid the baton rolls served up by Italian police <br />DITCH England friendlies - they're as rubbish as those who play in them<br />IT'S official - you have to be on drugs to like rugby league
• From rock gods to garden gnomes
• EXCLUSIVE: Rangers on £35k a man to see off Sporting
• I don't care who Arsenal play as long as we get to the final, says Fabregas
• Labour closes gap on Tories as Gordon Brown seeks to reassure nervous backbenchers
• United boss Fergie has dig at Chelsea over fixture complaints
• Was husky Ruth stuck on some clogged conveyor belt?
• Josie Russell's emotional reunion with the police officers who found her after hammer attack
• Sharon Osbourne's foulmouthed Brits rant ruled 'acceptable' by Ofcom
• Northern Rock revival could be on the way
• Labour peer Lord Sainsbury 'saves £27m capital gains tax by transferring shares'
• United boss Fergie has dig at Chelsea over fixture complaints
• At last, the truth about immigration
• Lowe demands meeting to kick out Southampton chairman and his board
• The odd couple: Amy Winehouse gets a visit from Big Brother Z-lister Aisleyne
• Meredith parents' fury after Italian TV shows footage of their daughter's corpse
• Homebuyers plunge 40pc as lenders get tougher
• Credit crunch deepens as Swiss banking giant writes off ANOTHER £9.6billion
• Mother of murdered teenager Scarlett flies back to the UK with her coffin
• Rock to repossess thousands of homes
• Sharon Osbourne's foulmouthed Brits rant was 'acceptable', say Ofcom
• Hands-only CPR 'would save a third more heart attack victims'
• What the back pages of the papers say - April 1
• Meredith parents' fury after Italian TV shows footage of their daughter's corpse
• Day two and Mena Suvari slips on an even SMALLER bikini
• Market report: Tuesday close
• Yesterday’s trading: Genting could pounce on Rank
• The mother of murdered teenager Scarlett flies back to the UK with her coffin
• Two million homeowners facing higher mortgage bills as first lender this year increases repayments
• Labour peer Lord Sainsbury 'transfers shares to avoid £27million capital gains tax hit'