CRAIG BROWN: RFK Jr? Get him in the bin with Katie Price!

By CRAIG BROWN, COLUMNIST

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1. This summer, Dolce & Gabbana unveiled its latest scent, which it described as ‘an olfactory masterpiece’ with ‘warm notes of ylang-ylang, musk and sandalwood’. What is unusual about this scent?

a) It was ‘curated’ by Liam Gallagher

b) It contains up to 17 per cent pig’s urine

c) It lasts for up to 36 hours, and is strong enough to withstand a Force 8 gale

d) It is marketed for dogs

e) It comes in a bottle shaped like a question mark

Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr confessed to which offence he committed ten years ago?

Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr confessed to which offence he committed ten years ago?

2. The independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr confessed to an offence he committed ten years ago. What was that offence?

a) Bribing a customs official

b) Leaving the corpse of a bear cub in New York’s Central Park

c) Releasing a turtle from the New England Aquarium in Boston

d) Streaking on the beach at Nantucket wearing a balaclava

e) Employing an illegal Mexican immigrant as his personal chef

3) Which star was a torchbearer at the opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics, wore a shirt with Simone Biles’s face on it for the gymnastics, and turned up in full equestrian uniform for the riding?

a) Britney Spears

b) Robbie Williams

c) Snoop Dogg

d) Jay-Z

e) Taylor Swift

4) What is Tommy Robinson’s real name?

a) Tommy Robinson

b) Tommy Atkins

c) Stephen Yaxley-Lennon

d) Jeffrey McCartney-Harrison

e) Bertram Twistleton-Smythe

5) North Yorkshire Council was met with a string of complaints after it put up 800 anti-littering posters with a slogan in local dialect with a misplaced apostrophe. Where should the apostrophe be?

a) Gerrit in’t bin

b) Ger’rit int bin

c) Gerrit in t’bin

d) G’errit int bin

e) Gerrit ’int bin

6) Who did Tatler name as the best-dressed person of 2024?

a) Katie Price

b) Ann Widdecombe

c) Princess Beatrice

d) Kamala Harris

e) Bianca Censori

7) What did J.D. Vance call Trump back in 2016?

a) ‘America’s Shining Light’

b) ‘America’s Greatest Hope’

c) ‘America’s Titanic’

d) ‘America’s Hitler’

e) ‘America’s Hannibal Lecter’

Former glamour model Katie Price pictured in November 2019

Former glamour model Katie Price pictured in November 2019

What do Donald Trump's running mate J.D. Vance's initials stand for?

What do Donald Trump's running mate J.D. Vance's initials stand for?

8) What do J.D. Vance’s initials stand for?

a) James David

b) Jake Darcey

c) Jaxon Dakota

d) Jayden Derek

e) Jessica Declan

9) Tim Walz is the first candidate on the Democratic presidential ticket since 1980 not to have graduated from law school. What was his former profession?

a) Agricultural auctioneer

b) Policeman

c) Pineapple farmer

d) Driving instructor

e) Geography teacher

10) With none whatsoever manufactured in Britain this year, which of these British institutions is said to be in danger of being scrapped?

a) The gonk

b) The penny

c) The box kite

d) Bubble gum

e) The cockapoo

11) Which movie theme song, played before a Donald Trump rally in Montana, sent out such a counter-productive message that some said it must have been selected by a mole working for Kamala Harris?

a) ‘Do You Know Where You’re Going To?’ from Mahogany

b) ‘Let’s Go Crazy’ from Purple Rain

c) ‘My Heart Will Go On’ from Titanic

d) ‘Maniac’ from Flashdance

e) ‘Gangsta’s Paradise’ from Dangerous Minds

Answers: 1d; 2b; 3c; 4c; 5c; 6c; 7d; 8a; 9e; 10b; 11c

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