Here's Everything I Ate And Drank In 24 Hours On A "Luxury" Cruise Around The World
I never thought I'd get sick of unlimited alcohol, free caviar, and sooooo much lobster.

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I never thought I'd get sick of unlimited alcohol, free caviar, and sooooo much lobster.
I'm soooooo mad that Netflix canceled Boots after only one season this year.
I still can't believe how many movies have received a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes...
"The woman ended up urinating on herself and the seat..."
"I pee whenever I take a shower, so if my partner and I shower together that means he's getting peed on too."
"That 911 call messed me up so much that I took the next week off from work..."
People on the internet swear this jacket will keep you dry no matter what, so I tested it out for you.
I do NOT like running, but these shoes actually made it enjoyable, which I didn't think was possible.
There's no way you can get through this without laughing.
This is what one night looks like in a $47,000 hotel suite in Paris, an $80,000 villa in the Maldives, and a $4,000 giraffe sanctuary resort in Nairobi.
I'm soooooo mad that Netflix canceled Boots after only one season this year.
I love that Tom Hardy and Ewan McGregor are ~big~ fans of filming nude scenes in movies.

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I never thought I'd get sick of unlimited alcohol, free caviar, and sooooo much lobster.

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