As a Resident Writer here at BuzzFeed, I cover topics like politics, weird history, tech, trending viral stories, and other various corners of the internet. I am a chronically online nerd who loves pop culture, Chicago, endless scrolling, and a good Wikipedia rabbit hole.
In my free time, I write satire and humor, as well as hot takes on internet news. When I'm not writing, I can usually be found playing Civ VI, watching reality TV, or trying to bake something that ends up tasting good but looks like it got run over by a garbage truck.
I'm not sure a free ICEE is worth that much hassle.
I don't think I need to learn about another surgical instrument for the rest of my life, thanks.
I can't decide whether the last part of the prediction is a good thing or a bad thing...
Sorry to say, I will be clicking all buttons five times from now on.
What's this odd feeling I'm having right now? Could it be...hope?
Somebody call Gordon Ramsay, because we've got a new "simulation" MasterChef here.
I'll be honest: I probably would have just thrown those beaded pins away without realizing they went to something.
Getting negged by a fortune cookie was not on my 2026 bingo card.
I have a letter for you, but you can only open it once you're on the plane.
Getting negged by a fortune cookie was not on my 2026 bingo card.
Somebody call Gordon Ramsay, because we've got a new "simulation" MasterChef here.
Sorry to say, I will be clicking all buttons five times from now on.
I can't decide whether the last part of the prediction is a good thing or a bad thing...
I'm not sure a free ICEE is worth that much hassle.
I'll be honest: I probably would have just thrown those beaded pins away without realizing they went to something.
"You deserve a FIFA peace prize immediately!"