
The Stages Of Eating Fast Food
The circle of life.

The circle of life.

Who doesn’t love wine?!

"I gotta do what I gotta do..."

Why do you have the greatest calves of all time?!

Who doesn’t love Uber?!

Who doesn’t love coffee?!

Who doesn't love brunch?!

A basketball-playing golden retriever? That's ruff.

I JUST WANNA SEE YOUR FACE

A big Mis-Steak.

Is Bon Jovi the same guy as Jon Bon Jovi?

"I'm on my period..."

Ex-tra.

"Thanks for the dick pic!"

"John Stamos is a Greek God!"

Love advice from people who know sex.

What does it mean?

"You can do anything."

Start eating food the authentic way!

"I'm faking it!"