Teachers Are Revealing The Most "WTF?" Excuses Students Have Ever Given Them, And I'm Trying Not To Laugh Out Loud At How Brutal These Are
I can practically hear teachers crying...all around the world.

As a full-time writer at BuzzFeed Canada, I cover everything from sitcoms and film to pop culture and BookTok. Off the clock, you'll find me belting show tunes, hosting themed dinner parties, watching horror movies, or panic-reading like they're about to "Fahrenheit 451" the whole place.
I can practically hear teachers crying...all around the world.
Double Pop edition #14. Take this 10-question quiz about the pop culture moments from the last week to see how up to date you are in all things pop culture.
One person's "sexy" is another person's "ick."
Starbucks, bring back the Cool Lime Refresher!
These stories are what movies are made of.
Double Pop edition #13. Take this 10-question quiz about the pop culture moments from the last week to see how up to date you are in all things pop culture.
Okay, I have to confess... Anonymous #14? That was me. Yup, the howling one. I love my dad.
"After she said that, I had to take a 6-hour train ride home."
Okay, I have to confess... Anonymous #14? That was me. Yup, the howling one. I love my dad.
No, not the "they ghosted me" kind of wild stories. We're talking clinically unhinged stories that are so bizarre they sound fake.
Y'all need to invest in a Polaroid camera!
"Afterwards, he said, 'Never cheat yourself from experiencing what you just did. You deserve to climax like that EVERY TIME!' I haven't faked an orgasm since."
"She wore white to our wedding."
#6 has me absolutely speechless.