"Just because they’re family doesn’t mean you have to tolerate their abuse."
"I must have over 200 pairs. It's ridiculous. I was so anxious that I was just buying to self-soothe."
"People always reveal themselves in time. If you can see that someone is a tricky person, but no one else can, just give it time. Their mask always falls eventually."
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"I have never seen a cultural phenomenon vanish from the collective consciousness so fast. It went from 'everyone is talking about it' to 'we don't speak of it' overnight."
"That it's a necessity in adulthood. Dating and finding a partner is extremely optional."
"We actually had to take a test to get the job. It was to see if you could handle the math associated with tips and percentages, and it was timed. So, they checked out your body and then had you take a math test!"
"When I cook or bake something, I am licking my hands, utensils, bowls, etc., the entire time."
"I love pizza, but last time we ordered a large pizza from Round Table, it cost almost $40."
"Introversion does not equal anti-social, shyness, nor reclusiveness."
"We actually had to take a test to get the job. It was to see if you could handle the math associated with tips and percentages, and it was timed. So, they checked out your body and then had you take a math test!"
"The worker eventually found the man chained in a dark back room, with no light, lying on a mattress."
"When we were first dating, and he would leave the room, I would mist his pillow with my perfume so I’d be associated with his coziest and calmest state of mind."
"I’m pretty sure they destroyed the lining of my mouth, but I didn't care. I’ve seen people trying to sell old, unopened tins on eBay for like $500, which is insane but also... I kind of get it."
"When I cook or bake something, I am licking my hands, utensils, bowls, etc., the entire time."
"That scene scarred an entire generation — no one was ready for Simba’s heartbreak."
"I sometimes imagine what it would have been like to be with him in another life. In this life, I’ll let him get away, because it feels like the kind thing to do."
"I love pizza, but last time we ordered a large pizza from Round Table, it cost almost $40."
"People always reveal themselves in time. If you can see that someone is a tricky person, but no one else can, just give it time. Their mask always falls eventually."
"Be aware of your own baggage and own it when it comes up. Your wife is your partner, not your parent or your therapist."