
I Tried To Find My Netflix Soulmates
Hi! I'm Freddie, and I'm on a mission.


Hi! I'm Freddie, and I'm on a mission.

"And I thought it wasn't gonna work out, so I got a job at the ramen shop."

"I was actually pretty annoying."

「SIMカードだね。恐ろしい」

One of these is, like, the official bra of tree murder.

バービーになりたいと思ったことない?

"¿Qué pasa si me veo de Barbie y creo que así estoy mejor?"

"I'm looking a little bit like a murder clown."

«Et si je me voyais en Barbie et que je me trouvais plus belle qu'une Barbie?»

"What if I see myself as a Barbie and I think that I look better as a Barbie?"

Cater to your pubes!

"Without liquor, many lips would not have touched mine."

"Nipple rings...among the naughtier of the body accessory."

It was a... breeze.

"I'm talking about the vah-jean-jah."

"It looks like I had a really bad time in a Michael’s craft store."

"You look like you have 5,000 followers on Tumblr."

These cupcakes are moist AF.

Because the right bra size is important AF.

"It’s almost like a woman’s bullet proof vest."