Join Steel Druhm and his ever-greasy sidekick Doc Grier as they second-guess Exodus and ask why anyone would choose to listen to the re-recording of Bonded by Blood willingly.
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Record(s) o’ the Month – September 2025
And now you come to me and you say, “AMG, give me the Record(s) o’ the Month.” But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Dr. Metal Guy or compliment my excellent taste. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to give you the Record(s) o’ the Month—for free.
Record(s) o’ the Month – July 2025
“In this mad dash towards relevance and timeliness, it can be tough to come up with things to say that don’t feel a little cliché. But the reality is that this whole path has been leading here. I had hoped to have a really special surprise ready for this day, but alas, I have pulled a classic Attention Deficit Disorder Guy move, filling my schedule up with stuff that hits me right in the dopamine. I’ve got reviews to write, n00bs to torture, and I have a fancy new vacuum cleaner that both vacuums and mops, so my apartment is as clean as it has ever been.”
Record(s) o’ the Month – June 2025
“As we inch inexorably closer to relevance and timeliness, we must first cross the fallow fields of June. A weird month, June was differentiated by the sheer number of recommendations that I received from the staff. Some months will see the Groupthink kick in, and everyone will vote for the same three albums. But June had no clear standout.” Or did it? (It kinda didn’t.)
Angry Metal Guy Speaks: 10,000 Posts
You are about to click to open our 10,000th ever post. Will this finally count as “cornerstone content”? No, because we don’t produce “content” at Angry Metal Guy. We produce objective truth.
After Forever: Sending Ozzy Osbourne Off on His Next Adventure
What can you say when an icon like Ozzy Osbourne passes? All the achievements, all the landmark moments in a career, all the pieces of a lasting legacy are there for us to cherish. What we lost is the man himself. The man who rose from working-class beginnings in Birmingham, England, to create an entirely new form of music and then shape its sound over the next 50-plus years.
GardensTale Goes to Roadburn 2025
Our man in the Netherlands attended Roadburn and sent dispatches from the front. Then he went missing…
Arch Enemy Serve Legal Notice to AMG Refusing Payment for Review of Latest Album
“Long-running Swedish melodeath institution, Arch Enemy recently served AMG Industries with a legal notice alerting them that the band would not be paying for the review of their latest album, Blood Dynasty.”
Machine Head’s Signature “Shotgun Blast” Whiskey Seized by FDA
“Freedom stopped ringing and sales of Machine Head’s new signature “Shotgun Blast” whiskey came to a sudden halt today, as agents of the FDA seized inventory at warehouses and stores across the country in a coordinated operation.”
Following Favorable Coverage in Rolling Stone, AMG Staff Claim They’re Too Big to Work at a Crappy Metal Blog
“After an unexpected shoutout to Angry Metal Guy in Rolling Stone Magazine last week, the entire AMG staff walked off the job Monday to seek greener pastures in mainstream music journalism.”
