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Q Awards nomination announced: strap yourself in for a flood of mediocrity!

This year's nominees for the annual Q Awards, the award ceremony offspring of dad-rock bible Q magazine, have been announced. Whoa, there, Q - way to get radical on our arses.

Rather than write some silly paragraph about how these bands are mostly pants, how about you just look at the nominees and come to your own conclusions? Yeah? Cool...

Best New Act
Lily Allen
Corinne Bailey Rae
The Kooks
Arctic Monkeys (pictured)
Orson

Best Track
'Chasing Cars' Snow Patrol
'Crazy' Gnarls Barkley
'I Don't Feel Like Dancin'' Scissor Sisters
'Never Be Lonely' The Feeling
'I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor' Arctic Monkeys

Best Live Act
Oasis
Razorlight
Muse
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Arctic Monkeys

Best Album
Black Holes and Revelations Muse
Empire Kasabian
Under The Iron Sea Keane
Razorlight Razorlight
Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not Arctic Monkeys
Eyes Open Snow Patrol

Best Video
'When You Were Young' The Killers
'I Don't Feel Like Dancin'' Scissor Sisters
'Empire' Kasabian
'Smiley Faces' Gnarls Barkley
'Why Won't You Give Me Your Love?' The Zutons

Best Act In The World Today
Muse
Coldplay
Oasis
U2
Red Hot Chili Peppers

That doesn't seem like a lot of categories. There are probably more. Ones that aren't here. I don't know. Some well-wicked bands there, though: fresh, new talents!

The award ceremony takes place on October 30. It'll be presented by Jonathan Ross. Last we heard, we weren't invited. But neither were you, so bothered.

almost inevitable winners

Best New Act
Arctic Monkeys

Best Track
'Crazy' Gnarls Barkley

Best Live Act
Muse

Best Album
Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not Arctic Monkeys

Best Video
'Empire' Kasabian

Best Act In The World Today
Muse

I just don't get it..

everytime I've seen RHCP they've been pretty shocking.

IF I LIED HERR

IF I JUST LIED HERR
WOULD YOU LIE WITH ME

that's because

they're a thoroughly shocking band

can't argue with the facts!

Always thought they've been overrated.

Yeah, but...

None of this is as crap as what MTV & Rolling Stone usually trot out here stateside for their awards. That probably says more about the States than anything else, though.

i agree except

U2 will win best band in the world

Coldplay, U2 and RHCP

Seem to take it in turns.

its so unsurprising it leads me to think...

didn't these awards already happen??
i swear arctic monkeys have won all the 'best new act' awards its fair to give them.

are they really that new?

from this/most awards

you'd think there were only about 10 acts making music these days

Well I hope

Muse win Best Act in the World.
It'd be fucking unfair if they didn't.
First of all, Coldplay and U2 have done NOTHING this year. Oasis have just gobbed off at people. And the Chilli Peppers are shite. Caphiche?

Q continues

It's steady downfall...

Ah tis a shame. The very magazine that orginally got me into music when I was bought it on my 12th birthday is just SO poor these days.

Has anyone seen the bikini-pregnant-Britney Spears-licking-lolly cover of the 20th anivesary edition? It's horrific.

thats not the point

totally agree

yeah but

Q had them in their "discover new music" section in March.

Why in the name of all that's holy

...isn't Supermassive Black Hole up for track of the year as well?!

And, for that matter, the video for Knights of Cydonia?
Only one of those videos was any good, and that's the Kasabian one.
All the 'best tracks' are shit as well. Well, maybe not all of them, but they're far from award worthy.

Can't they just give everything to Muse this year? It's inevitable.

Give Muse everything

and I'll hate this ceremony slightly less than usual.

New this year

Cos they were new this year... weren't they? It was at the end of last year they first appeared and released the album this Jan...
Have I lost a year?

To be anal about it all

....NME had them in their radar section coming up for nearly 18 months, 2 years ago now.

&& to be even more anal..

...they weren't really new this year, they played Leeds 2005 & had demos out by then.

Fuck.

I hoped Guillemots would be nominated.

God i hate Q but

does anyone remember back in the day when Snow Patrol weren't that bad? 100 Things You've done In Bed and Starfighter Pilot, were good poppy punk songs, now snow Patrol make me want to vomit up my own pelvis!

hahaha

that cracked me up.

oh gosh

this is awful :'[

Yes!

It's not like the old cutting edge days when Macca used to be on the cover every month...hang on a minute...it's always been like that you fuckwits! Duh! Q magazine is for the sales reps that find FHM a bit too down market and Mojo a bit too fuddy duddy daddio.

It's not just awful

It's sad and awful.

Q needs a kick up the arse.

LOL!

Best Track - 'Never Be Lonely' The Feeling

Unless they're being serious by that nomination, in which case...

I just choked

by laughing at that, thanks. :)

crap

could go like this

Best New Act
Arctic Monkeys

Best Track
'I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor' Arctic Monkeys

Best Live Act
Arctic Monkeys

Best Album

Eyes Open Snow Patrol

Best Video
I bet you look good on the dancefloor- Arctic Monkeys

Best Act In The World Today
Arctic Monkeys

or

Best New Act

Arctic Monkeys (pictured)

Best Track
'Crazy' Gnarls Barkley

Best Live Act
Muse

Best Album
Razorlight Razorlight

Best Video

'Empire' Kasabian
s

Best Act In The World Today
U2

And just what is the deal

with the Scissor Sisters' song? The backing track sounds like reheated Stock, Aitken and Waterman. Jesus in a bun, it's awful.

They'll be namechecking Big Fun and Sonia next. The 80s is 'where it's at', after all. Isn't it?

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