D-ZIRE
"See no evil"
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Age:
Unknown
Blood group: Rhesus Positive
Natural Climate: "A Moist Studio in Jamaica"
Having
been schooled on the mother ship, D-Zire prefers his beats
to land on
the 1. An elusive ape, he is currently on the IGSPVC's (Inter
Galactic Society fot the Prevention of Vinyl Cruelty) most
wanted list. Keep your fingers outside the cage - when he
ain't scratchin' this monkey bites!.
Lee
Scratch Perry allegedly burnt his "Black Arc"
studio down when he
heard the work of this chimp.
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DUBVERSIVE
"Hear
no evil"
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Age
"20 summingk"
Height: 3ft 9
Habits: Likes Red Wine
Shuffles
on a 2 and a 4. This monkey springs into action when the
warning lights glow red. He has a thorough grounding in
cosmic patterns and codes and is not afraid to display his
huge bottom end. Overly fond of absinthe. Lost his UFO license
for over-driving desks into "oblivion and beyond".
Dubversive
is rumoured to be dating Natalie Imbruglia. Possibly, "The
Weakest Link". Spends most of his free time in front
of his bank of TV's watching re-run's his latest Earth obsession,
"TJ Hooker" of which he has been known to comment
"The tension is incredible!".
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GAVVA
"Speak
no evil" Knevil
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Age:
Unknown
Weight: 6 pounds 3 ounces
Hobbies: Collecting clothes: mainly Stussy and Bathing Ape.
Gavva,
a slightly misshapen, 40 a day type of chimp, is known to
enjoy a
heavier landing, and a tight-fitting space suit. Due to
a faulty antenna he only receives analogue signals. He refuses
to have this defect corrected!. Was the first monkey to
bring
Gavva House to Earth, a super-speed version of jungle. Originally
broadcasting his monkey-arsed s**t from a lock up in Hackney,
it initially went way above peoples heads. Gavva has commented:
"Yeah, but once we dumbed it down for human consumption
it cleaned up". With his tendancy for protracted periods
of absence he's one to watch out for!. Hence his nickname
"The Missing Link".
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