I never know what to expect when I go into an Adam Howe book.

Sometimes I giggle, sometimes I gag – he is a man of many talents. Just like this guy…..

Turns out this was glorious! It was made for me. It has two of my favorites things in the whole wide world, Nicolas Cage and a dinosaur mention.

In addition to my favourite things, it also has a former adult performing donkey with a giant peen like a fire hose.

*I’ll just let that sink in for a minute.*

How Adam manages to come up with the ridiculous, yet amazing, premises for these stories is beyond me. But it’s truly magical.

The action scenes were particularly riveting this time around, I felt my skin tearing and scraping when it was happening to Reggie on the page, and the only thing I wish there was more of, was the squick that I have come to know and love from Mr. Howe’s work. That’s my only criticism, however. Other than that, this was one of the funniest, most ridiculously entertaining stories I have read this year.

If you haven’t read anything by Adam Howe yet, what are you doing with your life?

I hereby announce my desire for the third installment of Reggie’s misadventures please, Adam. Get on it, stat. I will read any and all the words you write.

4.5 donkey-schlong Stars

ARC kindly provided by Mr. Howe in exchange for an honest review.