My moniker came about when I was working for a company that didn't want it known that its coders were needing help. I thought that was kind of silly, so I created a dramatic, mysterious, goofy sounding alias to let me ask the questions I needed and speed up development. It's since stuck with me.
Currently I've moved on from coding as a career but I keep my hand in 'cause I still like it. I chose Java because it works on so many platforms and I use NetBeans IDE because it's free, full-featured and I don't have to bother with minutia like what pixel to load the JLabel or FX Spinner at. I get to be lazy that way 'cause it's no longer my profession, per se. I moved on from programming because I don't actually like coding; I like the challenge of taking an abstract idea and encoding it in a restrictive language. I also like making something useful that people then, well, use.