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Shaun Kitchener is a Metro columnist, screenwriter and playwright.

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Eurovision may be cancelled but fans have refused to let it pass by uncelebrated

TV May 13, 2020

Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives is streaming again – and it’s as delicious as ever

Entertainment April 29, 2020

Spice Girls photographed backstage at the Brit Awards in February 1997 .; (Photo by Ray Burmiston/Photoshot/Getty Images)

Why I'm spending lockdown trying to figure out the best pop songs of all time

Entertainment April 15, 2020

the simpsons

Marge is the best character on The Simpsons and I won't be convinced otherwise

TV April 1, 2020

Race Across The World series 2 cast

Race Across The World is the heartfelt light we need in these dark times

TV March 20, 2020

BGUK_1887854 - Los Angeles, CA - Lady Gaga releases new Stupid Love music video - shot entirely on an iPhone 11. The singer is back in all her outrageous glory with her first solo single and video in nearly three years. And Gaga has left fans thrilled with her latest intergalactic space age tribal video for her new single Stupid Love. The video follows Gaga dancing around a desert in an otherworldly theme of wild costumes and a bevy of backup dancers as she tries to unite two warring tribes. For her first look, Gaga showcases her incredible figure in a latex hot pink bra and high waisted pants, with a spike waist belt. The Star Is Born actress tied the eye-catching costume together with a long Ariana Grande style pink wig, a silver choker and metallic tribal tattoos. As the beat kicked-in, pink-haired Gaga led the way in front of her dancers, who were also all decked out in hot pink as they busted out choreographed moves. As the song progresses towards the chorus, Gaga and company swap outfits, with the star in another shade of pink and an full eye-visor while her sidekicks are dressed in all black. For her third outfit, Gaga slips into a metallic purple bikini and platform shoes, which showcases her slender physique. The video is set up by a brief description of Gaga's world that was shot exclusively with an iPhone. It starts with the message: "The world rots in conflict. Many tribes battle for dominance. While the Spiritual ones pray and sleep for peace, the Kindness Punks fight for Chromatica." - which is the rumored title of her forthcoming new studio album. In what appears to be a not-so-subtle message, the tribes eventually come together in many different colours. *BACKGRID DOES NOT CLAIM ANY COPYRIGHT OR LICENSE IN THE ATTACHED MATERIAL. ANY DOWNLOADING FEES CHARGED BY BACKGRID ARE FOR BACKGRID'S SERVICES ONLY, AND DO NOT, NOR ARE THEY INTENDED TO, CONVEY TO THE USER ANY COPYRIGHT OR LICENSE IN THE MATERIAL. BY PUBLISHING THIS MATERIAL , THE USER EXPRESSLY AGREES TO INDEMNIFY AND TO HOLD BACKGRID HARMLESS FROM ANY CLAIMS, DEMANDS, OR CAUSES OF ACTION ARISING OUT OF OR CONNECTED IN ANY WAY WITH USER'S PUBLICATION OF THE MATERIAL* Pictured: Lady Gaga BACKGRID UK 1 MARCH 2020 BYLINE MUST READ: Interscope Records / BACKGRID UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com *UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*

Lady Gaga's pop comeback is exactly what we need right now

Music March 4, 2020

Taylor Swift Miss Americana Netflix

What do Beyoncé, Britney and Taylor Swift have in common? Their movies are iconic

Film February 5, 2020

Sex Education season 1 (Picture: Netflix)

Sex Education feels far more revolutionary than Skins ever did

TV January 22, 2020

Prince Harry and meghan markle

Harry and Meghan leaving the royals is my new favourite soap opera

Entertainment January 14, 2020

Masked Singer

The Masked Singer is so ridiculous - it’s perfect January TV

TV January 8, 2020

Kate Winslet - What If - Official Music Video

I hereby start my campaign to make Kate Winslet's What If a Christmas classic

Entertainment December 25, 2019

Motsi Mabuse

Motsi Mabuse is the real winner of Strictly Come Dancing

TV December 14, 2019

Girls Aloud

Nadine Coyle and Cheryl aren't best mates - but that doesn't mean they're enemies

Showbiz November 27, 2019

Strictly's Michelle and Giovani

Michelle Visage is the latest victim of Strictly viewers' sexist double standards

TV November 13, 2019

Pop music peaked in 2009

Music October 31, 2019

The Circle buiding

The Circle is the best thing to happen to reality TV since Big Brother

TV November 15, 2019