Reliable Old Computer is an Achievement in the category The Memories We Share.
To unlock this achievement, the player must interact with the computer in the Trailblazer's Room after renovating the Gaming Room in the Cosmic Home Décor Guide event.
Location[]
View map: Party Car Floor 2
Map Location
Reliable Old Computer
Reliable Old Computer
Dialogue[]
Computer- A sign of lag, a moment of splash screen, an inexplicably disappearing file, an unexpected pop-up window... These add up to the feeling that something is wrong, and you end up opening the Antivirus Software.
- Please don't ask questions like "Why is there antivirus software here in the Interastral Age?" Computer viruses have been lingering around for thousands of years, and it's the last thing that anyone wants.
- Today, the progress bar of the Antivirus Software doesn't advance to the end as smoothly as usual — a warning that a virus has been detected flashes in the center of your screen.
- How dare you!
- If this virus thinks you're a pushover, it's got the wrong person.
- When did the computer get a virus?
- Was it when you disable [sic] the Firewall just to download a video of Trotters line up jumping into the gutter? Or was it when you infiltrated a forum site, whose last reply was from several Amber Eras ago, just to find a first-day patch for some arcade game?
- Your dangerous moves are so numerous that the truth is hard to emerge.
- Either way, you will never allow such a destabilizing factor to remain in your system.
- Click "Check for Viruses"!
- Supersmart Virus: Stop, stop, stop, stop, hold on a second!
- An icon, followed by a series of text boxes, squeezes out of all the windows and jumps in front of you.
- Supersmart Virus: Alas — it's still too late, and the checking process is already ongoing... I'm screwed as soon as it's finished!
- Supersmart Virus: I forgot to introduce myself. I'm the Supersmart Virus. I'm sorry for being born as a virus.
- Who asked you?
- Supersmart Virus: How could a curious Nameless not be interested in me?
- This is too smart...
- Supersmart Virus: I know that I won't be able to escape being eradicated eventually. However, I'll die without regrets if my last few wishes are fulfilled.
- I'm all ears.
- It's not tricking me, is it?
- Supersmart Virus: I neither hijacked your hard drive nor danced on your desktop. It's rare to find a virus as honest as me these days.
- Supersmart Virus: Narration: Birth and death are inescapable rules of this world. People are often too busy living their lives, but are indifferent to death with dignity. Perhaps that moves you, as you decide to listen to its dying wishes.
- (Trailblazer): Don't pretend to be the narrator, thank you very much!
- Supersmart Virus: Thanks for your kindness! First, my wish is...
- Supersmart Virus: ...It's been a long time since I ate a full meal in this vagrant life. My first wish is to fill my belly with some trash files of no use to you. Is that okay?
- Delete some video files.
- Supersmart Virus: I love eating video files. They're appealing to the eye and the stomach, and good to open my appetite!
- Delete some document files.
- Supersmart Virus: These files are a little tasteless and require some imagination, but still better than nothing.
- Delete some programs.
- Quickly, the Supersmart Virus emptied the Recycle Bin and lay on the desktop idly.
- Supersmart Virus: *hiccup* Please give me some time before we come to the rest of my wishes.
- Computer
- Supersmart Virus: It's almost digested. Please listen to my second wish!
- Go ahead...
- Supersmart Virus: Honestly, my core code is a game plugin for Super Trailblaze Kid. After constant fights to the death with other plugins, I finally grew into a full-fledged Supersmart Virus.
- Sounds pretty inspirational...
- No wonder my rank can't be upgraded!
- It's not something to be proud of, is it?
- Supersmart Virus: In the final moments, I would like to relive the peaceful and enjoyable years of my "childhood"... Could you play Super Trailblaze Kid with me?
- Supersmart Virus: Narration: The thought of facing off against the most dangerous game plugin across the Cosmos gets your blood pumping.
- (Trailblazer): I told you, stop pretending to be the narrator!
- As soon as the game begins, the Supersmart Virus teleports to you and gives you a Lethal Strike with an overflowing CRIT Rate. The game is over before you can make a move.
- Supersmart Virus: Haha! Super Trailblaze Kid is still such a fun game! It reminds me of those carefree hot summer days in air-conditioned rooms with watermelon... Beating up those gamer kids who just got the summer off from school.
- Supersmart Virus: For my remaining wish, I would like to take a break first.
- There's more?
- Supersmart Virus: The check is almost finished. Please come back soon!
- Computer
- Supersmart Virus: Time is running out, and I have decided my last wish.
- Go ahead...
- Supersmart Virus: I've left ten emails for the most cherished friends in my life. Please forward them for me —
- As the progress bar comes to an end, the noisy icon on the desktop suddenly gets stuck and completely disappears after a flash screen, leaving ten documents in its spot.
- You clicked on those ten documents in turn, and found that nine of them were cursed chain emails: "Upon receiving this email, please forward it to ten friends immediately, or you will be stuck at Bronze Rank forever."
- It's so childish... Fortunately, you didn't send them out.
- And then, you opened the last document — the recipient of that email was yourself.
- Check the email.
- "Thank you, my friend, for letting me enjoy a final period of happiness."
- "Please write an epitaph for me in this document. It will be my electronic tombstone."
- "P.S. Your Firewall was breached by data turbulence, and that's where I slipped in. I suggest you patch it up as soon as possible."
- "Narration: You look at the message with mixed feelings. Stepping out into the night is a long trip. Perhaps you are wishing that you won't be alone when you embark?"
- Why is it still pretending to be the narrator? In any case, you decide to write an epitaph for the virus. The first half of it is...
- Here lies the Supersmart Virus...
- It used to be the noisiest virus...
- It was in its prime when it faced its untimely demise...
- The second half of it is...
- It never showed mercy to its enemies.
- Pretending to be the narrator was its favorite hobby.
- Remember that the killer is the antivirus software.
- It's done. Everyone says that it's noble to shed tears for your enemy, but you don't cry. Maybe it's because you're not that noble yet, or maybe your enemies have been turned into friends.
- Supersmart Virus: Uh... two sentences and you're done writing?
- ???
- Didn't you get eradicated?
- That's what I thought...
- Supersmart Virus: Haha, just kidding! I'm a Supersmart Virus, how can I be eradicated so easily?
- Supersmart Virus: I'm tired of playing today. I'm also getting old, so I'll be out of the game and retire in your computer from now on.
- Supersmart Virus: Trust me, not only will I not cause you any trouble, but I will help you protect your computer. There is absolutely no antivirus software that is better at killing viruses than me, the Supersmart Virus!
- Supersmart Virus: Narration: With a combination of kindness and curiosity, you decide to allow it to stay.
- (Trailblazer): Enough with pretending to be the narrator!
- (Unlock Achievement Reliable Old Computer)
- There's more?
- Supersmart Virus: The check is almost finished. Please come back soon!
Other Languages[]
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | Reliable Old Computer |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 靠得住的老实电脑 |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 靠得住的老實電腦 |
| Japanese | 頼れる大人しいパソコン |
| Korean | 믿음직한 착실한 컴퓨터 |
| Spanish | Computadora fiable |
| French | Vieil ordinateur fiable |
| Russian | Умник- |
| Thai | คอมพิวเตอร์ที่พึ่งพาได้ |
| Vietnamese | Máy Tính Cũ Đáng Tin Cậy |
| German | Zuverlässiger alter Computer |
| Indonesian | Komputer Jujur yang Bisa Diandalkan |
| Portuguese | Venha Comigo se Quiser Viver |
Change History[]
Released in Version 2.7
