After refreshing the map, a random one of the following will appear in the northeast passage:
- (Approach researcher, idle text)
- ▶ Distressed Researcher: Tsk, time to make another loan repayment...
Listen
- Distressed Researcher: Why is this so expensive! I've thrown all my funding at it.
- Distressed Researcher: And they're always spamming you online to "buy new not second-hand." I wish I were rich... I'd buy loads of superconductors and just throw them away once I'm done with them...
- (Approach researchers, idle text)
- Distressed Researcher: I'd have asked you earlier if I knew.
- Composed Researcher: You've already bought it, so put it to use.
Listen
- Distressed Researcher: Why didn't you tell me that you've done this experiment before? I could've just asked you.
- Distressed Researcher: I didn't tell you but I bought a second-hand device a couple of days ago and it blew out my budget. I feel like I paid too much.
- Composed Researcher: Any price is the same for someone who really needs it.
- Composed Researcher: Anyway, you've bought it, now so just put it to use. This experiment cannot wait.
After refreshing the map, a random one of the following will appear in the northwest passage:
Variant 1
Variant 2
Variant 3
- (Approach researchers, idle text)
- ▶ Worried Researcher: If something should happen to me...
- Newlywed Researcher: Don't say that!
Listen
- Worried Researcher: I couldn't help myself and bought ten whole insurance policies.
- Newlywed Researcher: Huh? How come? Are you nuts?
- Worried Researcher: Back before the Legion invaded, an old departmental veteran passed away. It really stiffed up some feelings...
- Worried Researcher: So I bought all of these and listed your name in the beneficiary column.
- Worried Researcher: In case something ever happens to me one day... at least you and our Little Precious can use this to keep on living.
- Newlywed Researcher: Don't say such terrible things! Bah!
(Approach researchers, idle text)
- Hungry Researcher: I'm so hungry...
- Hamstrung Researcher: I thought you said you're trying to lose weight...
- Hungry Researcher: I'm not the same as I used to be!
- Hamstrung Researcher: So do you want garlic salt, or salt & pepper?
Listen
- Hungry Researcher: I'm really starving here. Is this the true burden of mental exhaustion?
- Hamstrung Researcher: But you were just hollering yesterday about wanting to lose weight...
- Hungry Researcher: What does my wanting to lose weight yesterday have to do with what I feel today?
- Hamstrung Researcher: ... So do you want garlic salt, or salt & pepper? I'll call the robot waiter over.
- (Approach researchers, idle text)
- Researcher Who Pretends to Be Excited: Coconut milk lattes are the best!
- Fastidious Researcher: Taro bubble mango coffee is very nice too!
- Researcher Who Pretends to Be Excited: I'll drink this one this time!
- Fastidious Researcher: Mmm... one for 5 credits, please.
Listen
- Researcher Who Pretends to Be Excited: Ahem... let me try again: "Coconut milk lattes are the best!"
- Fastidious Researcher: That's pretty good, but it can be fine-tuned. Say it with me: "Taro bubble mango coffee is very nice too!"
- Researcher Who Pretends to Be Excited: I think I get it... "Wow, I'll drink this one this time! I never get sick of the coffee at this place!"
- Fastidious Researcher: Yes, that's the one. Reiterate the price: shout it out once for 5 credits.
After refreshing the map, a random one of the following will appear looking at the Advertising Bot at the bottom of the east stairs:
- (Approach researcher, idle text)
- Have they changed the packet again?
- (Approach researcher, idle text)
- Still not on sale yet... I'm holding out.
- (Approach researchers looking at the Advertising Bot at the bottom of the west stairs, idle text)
- ▶ Hesitant Researcher: Is it really that miraculous?
- Picky Researcher: Looks like it's just gonna fool the foolish.
Listen
- Hesitant Researcher: Speaking of this thing — is it really as miraculous as they say in the ad?
- Picky Researcher: Forget about it. Looks like it's just gonna fool the foolish.
- Hesitant Researcher: But I know this brand. They started out in medicine before making it big.
- Picky Researcher: Who cares what brand it is. The bigger brands are the ones more likely to engage in this stupid hipster stuff!
After refreshing the map, a random one of the following will appear in the center area:
- (Approach researchers, idle text)
- Captious Researcher: I thought your conclusion was a bit off there.
- Hamstrung Researcher: What do you mean!?
Listen
- Captious Researcher: To be honest, I think the conclusion that you derived isn't quite right.
- Hamstrung Researcher: How is it not right?
- Captious Researcher: The literature you cited here, right here... and here... they're all from outdated texts.
- Hamstrung Researcher: Hold on a minute. What does "outdated" mean? These are all the latest up-to-date articles. Go take a look if you don't believe me.
- Captious Researcher: That's right. They are currently the latest, up-to-date articles. But by the time the paper's published they could have been changed — so that's why I'm saying. Your research simply isn't rigorous enough.
- (Approach researchers, idle text)
- Hamstrung Researcher: C'mon bro, help me out here!
- Compassionless Researcher: My hands are tied.
Listen
- Hamstrung Researcher: Bro, c'mon — help me out here! Just loan it to me once, and I'll just check it against the paper and give it straight back to you.
- Compassionless Researcher: No way. Absolutely not. If you want to borrow something, wait in line like everyone else.
- Hamstrung Researcher: I'm in a hurry here! Aren't we supposed to be friends? Have you forgotten that?
- Compassionless Researcher: At our Department of Implement Arts alone, there're loads of people waiting in line. How could I let you cut in when so many people are watching?
- Hamstrung Researcher: Okay, then I'll just have to think of another way.
After refreshing the map, a random one of the following will appear looking at the screen next to the
Watcher Zone Space Anchor:
- (Approach researchers, idle text)
- Male Researcher: This fluctuation here doesn't seem quite right.
- Female Researcher: That's weird. Why can't the results be reproduced?
- (Approach researchers, idle text)
- Male Researcher: ...Seems like this hypothesis is unfounded.
- Female Researcher: Why hasn't the device been approved yet?
- (Approach group of researchers in the upper east computer lab, idle text)
- Sitting Male Researcher: ...That's how it went!
- Standing Female Researcher: I think I've heard of that too.
- Standing Male Researcher: Sounds pretty dangerous.
- (Approach group of researchers outside the upper east computer lab, idle text)
- Elderly Researchers: Let me say a few words...
After refreshing the map, a random one of the following will appear in the left corner of the lower east computer lab:
- (Approach researchers, idle text)
- Apprentice Sitting at the Small Screen: Master, what are we gonna do!?
- Elderly Standing Researcher: Don't worry. I'll take a look.
- (Approach researchers, idle text)
- Elderly Standing Researcher: Has this zone been confirmed?
- Researcher Sitting at the Small Screen: Yes, this place is all good except for the faulty areas.
After refreshing the map, a random one of the following will appear by the bench in the southeast passage:
- (Approach researchers, idle text)
- Sitting Researcher: Do you still have...
- Standing Researcher: No, you have to get to grips with this theory first...
- (Approach researchers, idle text)
- Sitting Researcher: I still don't really get it...
- Standing Researcher: ...That's not the right conclusion to derive here.
After refreshing the map, a random one of the following will appear on the bench in the southwest passage:
Variant 1
Variant 2
Variant 3
- (Approach researchers, idle text)
- Long-Robed Female Researcher: Hey, I heard your department is looking for some things?
- Short-Robed Female Researcher: *Sigh* Don't mention it, please...
- (Approach researchers, idle text)
- Female Researcher: ...So, I'm really anxious right now.
- Male Researcher: Can't you just treat it as a vacation?
- (Approach researchers, idle text)
- Right Male Researcher: Dude, is that reliable?
- Left Male Researcher: Um, I can't really say...
- (Approach researchers on the bench in the lower west passage, idle text)
- Elderly Female Researcher: Youngsters these days really are useless...
- Elderly Male Researcher: Don't be so harsh.