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Imagine a man who tells everyone he has a **"small object"** (a cylinder) stuck inside a **tiny plastic tube** (a Mini M&Ms container). He says he filled the
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tube with butter and mashed bananas first, and now the cylinder won't come out.
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**The catch**: He **insists** that the cylinder is just an object, but everyone reading knows he’s actually talking about his... _well_, **his private parts**.
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Whenever people suggest cutting the tube with a saw or using heat, he gets very panicked and says, "It is imperative that the cylinder remains
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unharmed."
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The ELI5 Lesson:
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1. Don't put your "cylinder" in candy containers.
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2. If you do, don't use mashed bananas as a lubricant.
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3. Don't go to the internet for medical advice while pretending your body part is a **"math shape."**
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It became one of the most famous jokes on Reddit because of how committed he was to the lie that it was just a "cylinder," even when it was obvious
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he was in a very painful and embarrassing emergency.
(description) I spent three months figuring out how to remove a cylinder from a mini M&Ms tube filled with melted butter and microwaved mashed bananas.
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