We all swear at our computers when things go sideways. Now it's time for payback!
i.e.: Makes your computer say random stuffs to you.

$ npm install --save zut

zut! uses OS specific dependancies.

• It works on MacOS using say. Configure it in the System Preference
• It works on Linux using Festival

var zut = require('zut');

zut();
//=> 📢 probably something stupid

...
var zut = require('zut');

gulp.task('sass', function() {
	return gulp.src('style.scss')
		.pipe(plumber({errorHandler: zut}))
		.pipe(sass.sync()).on('error', sass.logError)
		.pipe(gulp.dest('.'));
});
//=> 📢 "Oooh Snap!"

var zut = require('zut');

zut({voice: 'Junior', messages: ['foo', 'bar', 'baz']});
//=> 📢 "bar" (randomly)

Type: String
Default: System Default

Type: String, Array or Object

Type: String, Array

Restrict to one or more category.
For now only one category is available: errors.

Contributions welcome! You may want to check issue #1 but any other PR will be considered.

"Zut!" is the French for "Damn!"

MIT © Thomas Lebeau