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‎Practices & Exercises/Project_Exercises/joke/TellMeJoke.js‎

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// Tell me a Joke
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let myjokes = [
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{
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"category": "Programming",
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"type": "single",
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"joke": "// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.",
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"flags": {
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"nsfw": false,
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"religious": false,
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"political": false,
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"racist": false,
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"sexist": false,
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"explicit": false
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},
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"id": 12,
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"safe": true,
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"lang": "en"
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},
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{
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"category": "Programming",
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"type": "single",
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"joke": "\"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs.\"\n\"OK.\"\n\"Oh and while you're there, get some milk.\"\nHe never returned.",
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"flags": {
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"nsfw": false,
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"religious": false,
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"political": false,
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"racist": false,
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"sexist": false,
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"explicit": false
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},
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"id": 18,
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"safe": true,
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"lang": "en"
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},
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{
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"category": "Programming",
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"type": "single",
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"joke": "Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.",
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"flags": {
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"nsfw": true,
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"religious": false,
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"political": false,
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"racist": false,
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"sexist": false,
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"explicit": true
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},
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"id": 30,
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"safe": false,
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"lang": "en"
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},
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{
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"category": "Programming",
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"type": "single",
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"joke": "Hey Girl,\nRoses are #ff0000,\nViolets are #0000ff,\nI use hex codes,\nBut I'd use RGB for you.",
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"flags": {
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"nsfw": false,
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"religious": false,
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"political": false,
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"racist": false,
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"sexist": false,
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"explicit": false
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},
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"id": 41,
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"safe": true,
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"lang": "en"
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},
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{
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"category": "Programming",
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"type": "single",
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"joke": "\"We messed up the keming again guys.\"",
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"flags": {
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"nsfw": false,
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"religious": false,
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"political": false,
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"racist": false,
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"sexist": false,
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"explicit": false
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},
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"id": 20,
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"safe": true,
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"lang": "en"
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},
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{
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"category": "Programming",
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"type": "single",
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"joke": "A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables.\nIt approaches, and asks \"may I join you?\"",
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"flags": {
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"nsfw": false,
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"religious": false,
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"political": false,
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"racist": false,
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"sexist": false,
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"explicit": false
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},
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"id": 5,
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"safe": true,
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"lang": "en"
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},
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{
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"category": "Programming",
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"type": "single",
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"joke": "Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks \"Can I join you?\"",
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"flags": {
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"nsfw": false,
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"religious": false,
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"political": false,
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"racist": false,
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"sexist": false,
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"explicit": false
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},
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"id": 221,
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"safe": true,
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"lang": "en"
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},
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{
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"category": "Programming",
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"type": "single",
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"joke": "Documentation is like sex:\nWhen it's good, it's very good.\nWhen it's bad, it's better than nothing...",
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"flags": {
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"nsfw": true,
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"religious": false,
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"political": false,
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"racist": false,
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"sexist": false,
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"explicit": false
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},
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"safe": false,
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"id": 305,
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"lang": "en"
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},
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{
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"category": "Programming",
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"type": "single",
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"joke": "\"Can I tell you a TCP joke?\"\n\"Please tell me a TCP joke.\"\n\"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.\"",
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"flags": {
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"nsfw": false,
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"religious": false,
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"political": false,
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"racist": false,
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"sexist": false,
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"explicit": false
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},
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"id": 57,
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"safe": true,
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"lang": "en"
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},
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{
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"category": "Programming",
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"type": "single",
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"joke": "A byte walks into a bar looking miserable.\nThe bartender asks it: \"What's wrong buddy?\"\n\"Parity error.\" it replies. \n\"Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off.\"",
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"flags": {
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"nsfw": false,
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"religious": false,
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"political": false,
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"racist": false,
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"sexist": false,
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"explicit": false
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},
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"id": 24,
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"safe": true,
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"lang": "en"
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},
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{
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"category": "Programming",
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"type": "single",
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"joke": "UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.",
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"flags": {
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"nsfw": false,
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"religious": false,
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"political": false,
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"racist": false,
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"sexist": false,
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"explicit": false
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},
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"id": 259,
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"safe": true,
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"lang": "en"
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},
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{
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"category": "Dark",
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"type": "single",
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"joke": "I'll never forget my Granddad's last words to me just before he died. \"Are you still holding the ladder?\"",
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"flags": {
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"nsfw": false,
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"religious": false,
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"political": false,
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"racist": false,
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"sexist": false,
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"explicit": false
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},
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"id": 208,
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"safe": false,
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"lang": "en"
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},
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{
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"category": "Misc",
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"type": "single",
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"joke": "My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.\nSo I packed up my stuff and right.",
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"flags": {
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"nsfw": false,
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"religious": false,
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"political": false,
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"racist": false,
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"sexist": false,
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"explicit": false
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},
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"id": 201,
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"safe": true,
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"lang": "en"
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},
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{
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"category": "Programming",
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"type": "single",
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"joke": "Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.",
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"flags": {
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"nsfw": false,
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"religious": false,
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"political": false,
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"racist": false,
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"sexist": false,
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"explicit": false
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},
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"id": 42,
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"safe": true,
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"lang": "en"
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},
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{
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"category": "Programming",
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"type": "single",
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"joke": "The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.",
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"flags": {
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"nsfw": false,
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"religious": false,
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"political": false,
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"racist": false,
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"sexist": false,
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"explicit": false
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},
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"id": 23,
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"safe": true,
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"lang": "en"
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},
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{
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"category": "Programming",
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"type": "single",
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"joke": "Eight bytes walk into a bar.\nThe bartender asks, \"Can I get you anything?\"\n\"Yeah,\" reply the bytes.\n\"Make us a double.\"",
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"flags": {
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"nsfw": false,
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"religious": false,
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"political": false,
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"racist": false,
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"sexist": false,
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"explicit": false
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},
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"id": 34,
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"safe": true,
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"lang": "en"
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},
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{
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"category": "Pun",
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"type": "single",
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"joke": "How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.",
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"flags": {
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"nsfw": false,
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"religious": true,
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"political": false,
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"racist": false,
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"sexist": false,
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"explicit": false
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},
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"id": 202,
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"safe": false,
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"lang": "en"
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},
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{
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"category": "Programming",
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"type": "single",
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"joke": "I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.",
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"flags": {
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"nsfw": false,
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"religious": false,
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"political": false,
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"racist": false,
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"sexist": false,
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"explicit": false
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},
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"id": 0,
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"safe": true,
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"lang": "en"
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},
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{
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"category": "Dark",
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"type": "single",
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"joke": "I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're \"being a respectful friend.\" Do it at home and you're \"destroying evidence.\"",
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"flags": {
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"nsfw": false,
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"religious": false,
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"political": false,
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"racist": false,
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"sexist": false,
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"explicit": true
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},
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"safe": false,
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"id": 274,
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"lang": "en"
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},
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{
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"category": "Misc",
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"type": "single",
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"joke": "What does the MacBook have in common with Donald Trump?\n\nI would tell you....\nBut I don't compare apples to oranges.",
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"flags": {
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"nsfw": false,
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"religious": false,
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"political": true,
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"racist": false,
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"sexist": false,
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"explicit": false
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},
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"id": 233,
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"safe": false,
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"lang": "en"
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}
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]
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let jokeBtn = document.getElementById("jokeBtn");
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let joke = document.getElementById("joke")
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jokeBtn.addEventListener("click", function () {
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let index = Math.floor(Math.random() * myjokes.length)
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console.log(index)
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joke.innerText = myjokes[index].joke
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})

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