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This page in a nutshell: Avoid this disease!
This disease is not to be mistaken for over-using edit summaries.
The edit summary; a daunting but rewarding task.
Editsummarisis or Editisis is a serious viral disease in which a user writes an unclear edit summary (Strain A) or, even worse, leaves it blank (Strain B).
Sometimes, Editsummarisis is mistaken for "vandalism" in confusing edits, as people will be questioning the editor's motives. It is found that 25% of the sufferers of editcountitis are affected by the Editsummarisis virus.[citation needed ] Unfortunately, it is contagious as an adopter could easily be infected by their adoptee.
The editsummarisis virus under an electron microscope
Hurrying to get edits, a user leaves an edit summary blank. (B)
Forgetting or not caring. (B)
In a hurry, but less serious. A user writes a puzzling edit summary. (A)
Purposely (without any possible reason) leaves an edit summary blank. (B)
Leaving riddles to other users in edit summaries. Do you think you are Ben Gates ? (A)
Copying the "You have not provided an edit summary" message as a mini-protest to the WMF for requiring edit summaries. (A)
Writing a typo-heavy edit summary in protest. (A)
Writing a vague edit summary such as "Expanding". (A)
*Bolded the serious ones.
Imagine the edit summary as a wall. You don't want to hit it, don't you?
This treatment was found recently. The user must have a healthy EPD level. This maintains blood pressure and coolness . Next, the user must practice filling up LONG edit summaries. Finally, the user must abandon their long-held dream to become an admin.
Adminitis
Ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball
Akin's Laws of Article Writing
Alternatives to edit warring
ANI flu
Anti-Wikipedian
Anti-Wikipedianism
Articlecountitis
Asshole John rule
Assume bad faith
Assume faith
Assume good wraith
Assume stupidity
Assume that everyone's assuming good faith, assuming that you are assuming good faith
Avoid using the preview button
Avoid using wikilinks
Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
Barnstaritis
Before they were notable
BOLD, revert, revert, revert cycle
Boston Tea Party
Butterfly effect
CaPiTaLiZaTiOn MuCh?
Case against LLM-generated articles
Complete bollocks
Counting forks
Counting juntas
Crap
Diffusing conflict
Don't stuff beans up your nose
Don't-give-a-fuckism
Don't abbreviate "Wikipedia" as "Wiki"!
Don't delete the main page
Editcountitis
Edits Per Day
Editsummarisis
Editing under the influence
Embrace Stop Signs
Emerson
Fart
Five Fs of Wikipedia
Seven Ages of Editor, by Will E. Spear-Shake
Go ahead, vandalize
How many Wikipedians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How to get away with UPE
How to put up a straight pole by pushing it at an angle
How to vandalize correctly
How to win a citation war
Ignore all essays
Ignore every single rule
Is that even an essay?
Keep beating the horse
Mess with the templates
My local pond
Newcomers are delicious, so go ahead and bite them
Legal vandalism
List of jokes about Wikipedia
LTTAUTMAOK
No climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man
No episcopal threats
No one cares about your garage band
No one really cares
No, really
No self attacks
Notability is not eternal
Oops Defense
Play the game
Please be a giant dick, so we can ban you
Please bite the newbies
Please do not murder the newcomers
Pledge of Tranquility
R-e-s-p-e-c-t
Requests for medication
Requirements for adminship
Rouge admin
Rouge editor
Sarcasm is really helpful
Sausages for tasting
Spaling Muich?
Template madness
The Night Before Wikimas
The first rule of Wikipedia
The Five Pillars of Untruth
Things that should not be surprising
The WikiBible
Watchlistitis
We are deletionist!
Why you shouldn't write articles with ChatGPT, according to ChatGPT
Wikipedia is an MMORPG
Yes, falsely
Yes legal threats
You don't have to be mad to work here, but
You should not write meaningless lists
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