Back in the spring, Glenn Danzig got into a wee bit of trouble when he was found schlepping merch that featured an apparent Nazi symbol. Now, he’s apparently gone ahead and made another bad (but at least not immoral) business choice by leaving his personal fridge up for grabs and not selling it for literal hundreds of dollars. Please, someone get Evil Elvis a book on marketing already!
The fridge news comes courtesy of rock writer Dan Ozzi, who was the first to note that Danzig’s fridge had been spotted outside his home in the Los Feliz area of Los Angeles after noticing it listed on Craigslist
The best part of the advertisement? You mean aside from the feeding frenzy I imagine in stirred among Los Feliz’ middle-aged goth community? The pure poetry of the actual text. (Is that in any way iambic pentameter?)
Read it while doing your best approximation of Danzig singing “Hollywood Babylon”:
On the curb, in front of Glen Danzig’s abandoned house is the refrigerator that was inside.
It is covered with heavy metal and punk stickers.
It’s disgusting inside I opened it.
Some collector would love this.
It’s funny but it is not a joke.
Just go get this thing and throw it in your van or whatever.
Get it before the city truck gets it!
If you’re thinking you could still be the lucky/unlucky soul to own the “Danz-ridge,” Ozzi provided an update that the fridge had been nabbed as of mid-day Tuesday (December 16th). If you are the person who did, indeed, secure said fridge, could you 1) tell us if it is haunted and plays eerie electric piano and/or 2) if you think Danzig was more likely to store Diet Pepsi or a varied selection of cold cuts? Inquiring minds, ya know?
Anyway, here’s video of somebody visiting Danzig’s house. It’s apparently like Disneyland for the weird and emotionally stunted.
