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@fox @emilymbender A friend refers to LLMs verbally as "langle mangles" and that stuck with me

6 years of research: "The only trait that consistently predicted objections to remote work was narcissism—the tendency to be self-centered & entitled. The higher the opinions of themselves leaders expressed, the more they coveted power and status—& the more they favored return-to-office mandates."

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Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

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So CVE-2026-41089 (CVSS 9.8) in Windows Netlogon can be triggered by sending a username that is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA or longer.
How original.

A few notes about the massive hype surrounding Claude Mythos:

The old hype strategy of 'we made a thing and it's too dangerous to release' has been done since GPT-2. Anyone who still falls for it should not be trusted to have sensible opinions on any subject.

Even their public (cherry picked to look impressive) numbers for the cost per vulnerability are high. The problem with static analysis of any kind is that the false positive rates are high. Dynamic analysis can be sound but not complete, static analysis can be complete but not sound. That's the tradeoff. Coverity is free for open source projects and finds large numbers of things that might be bugs, including a lot that really are. Very few projects have the resources to triage all of these. If the money spent on Mythos had been invested in triaging the reports from existing tools, it would have done a lot more good for the ecosystem.

I recently received a 'comprehensive code audit' on one of my projects from an Anthropic user. Of the top ten bugs it reported, only one was important to fix (and should have been caught in code review, but was 15-year-old code from back when I was the only contributor and so there was no code review). Of the rest, a small number were technically bugs but were almost impossible to trigger (even deliberately). Half were false positives and two were not bugs and came with proposed 'fixes' that would have introduced performance regressions on performance-critical paths. But all of them looked plausible. And, unless you understood the environment in which the code runs and the things for which it's optimised very well, I can well imaging you'd just deploy those 'fixes' and wonder why performance was worse. Possibly Mythos is orders of magnitude better, but I doubt it.

This mirrors what we've seen with the public Mythos disclosures. One, for example, was complaining about a missing bounds check, yet every caller of the function did the bounds check and so introducing it just cost performance and didn't fix a bug. And, once again, remember that this is from the cherry-picked list that Anthropic chose to make their tool look good.

I don't doubt that LLMs can find some bugs other tools don't find, but that isn't new in the industry. Coverity, when it launched, found a lot of bugs nothing else found. When fuzzing became cheap and easy, it found a load of bugs. Valgrind and address sanitiser both caused spikes in bug discovery when they were released and deployed for the first time.

The one thing where Mythos is better than existing static analysers is that it can (if you burn enough money) generate test cases that trigger the bug. This is possible and cheaper with guided fuzzing but no one does it because burning 10% of the money that Mythos would cost is too expensive for most projects.

The source code for Claude Code was leaked a couple of weeks ago. It is staggeringly bad. I have never seen such low-quality code in production before. It contained things I'd have failed a first-year undergrad for writing. And, apparently, most of this is written with Claude Code itself.

But the most relevant part is that it contained three critical command-injection vulnerabilities.

These are the kind of things that static analysis should be catching. And, apparently at least one of the following is true:

• Mythos didn't catch them.
• Mythos doesn't work well enough for Anthropic to bother using it on their own code.
• Mythos did catch them but the false-positive rate is so high that no one was able to find the important bugs in the flood of useless ones.

TL;DR: If you're willing to spend half as much money Mythos costs to operate, you can probably do a lot better with existing tools.

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Y'know what's exhausting?

gestures vaguely at humanity

on this laptop, I have a choice of many WSL distros, such as Round Ubuntu and also Square Ubuntu

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@starchy

Reluctantly crouched at the command line
Desperately typing to keep it online
A green light flashes, the systems come up
Churning and burning for the latest markup
Deftly inserting some Python or C
While guzzling down a coffee or three
Reckless and wild, he pours through the code
His prowess is potent, an effortless flow
As he speeds through the lines, the servers go down
As 404 errors are suddenly found
The department is empty except for one man
Still loading and coding as fast as he can
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
His coffee gone cold long ago in his cup
But he's typing and striving, debugging the terms
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns

He's going the distance
He's coding in C
He's all alone (all alone)
All alone in his time of need
Because he's typing and writing and viewing the source
Programming and scanning and switching the ports
He's going the distance.

No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no wine
He's haunted by variables he cannot define
Undeclared functions of doubt and remorse
Compile him, defile him with processing force
In his mind, he's still twelve, just hacking his grade
And he's hoping in time that those memories will fade
'Cause he's racing and pacing and switching the ports
He's typing and writing and viewing the source
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
And his coffee's gone cold long ago in his cup
But he's typing and striving, debugging the terms
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns

He's going the distance
He's coding in C
He's all alone (all alone)
All alone in his time of need

Cause he's racing and pacing the processing ports
He's typing and writing and viewing the source
Cause he's racing and pacing and switching the ports
He's loading and coding and viewing the source

He's going the distance
He's coding in C
He's going the distance...

...horrifying message without context, thank you

I'm on the server floor of a "highly secure data center with 24/7/365 surveillance, direct access control and robust perimeter security".

An actual duck just walked by. 🦆

The panic is absolutely glorious. I think this just became one of the highlights of my life.